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#0Golden Girls and the City
Posted: 6/19/06 at 11:14pm

I laughed so hard I almost peed myself.
Golden Girls and the City

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#1re: Golden Girls and the City
Posted: 6/19/06 at 11:19pm

That... grossed me out.

Wrong, sir. Wrong! Under section 37B of the contract signed by him, it states quite clearly that all offers shall become null and void if - and you can read it for yourself in this photostatic copy - "I, the undersigned, shall forfeit all rights, privileges, and licenses herein and herein contained," et cetera, et cetera..."Fax mentis incendium gloria cultum," et cetera, et cetera..."Memo bis punitor delicatum"! It's all there, black and white, clear as crystal! You stole fizzy lifting drinks. You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and sterilized, so you get nothing! You lose! Good day sir!

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#2re: Golden Girls and the City
Posted: 6/19/06 at 11:20pm

I don't think I'll ever be able to eat pastrami again!

And no one grew into anything new, we just became the worst of what we were."

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#3re: Golden Girls and the City
Posted: 6/19/06 at 11:24pm

Blanche and Dorothy's voices were spot on, but Sophia and Rose? Oi!

Wrong, sir. Wrong! Under section 37B of the contract signed by him, it states quite clearly that all offers shall become null and void if - and you can read it for yourself in this photostatic copy - "I, the undersigned, shall forfeit all rights, privileges, and licenses herein and herein contained," et cetera, et cetera..."Fax mentis incendium gloria cultum," et cetera, et cetera..."Memo bis punitor delicatum"! It's all there, black and white, clear as crystal! You stole fizzy lifting drinks. You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and sterilized, so you get nothing! You lose! Good day sir!

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#4re: Golden Girls and the City
Posted: 6/19/06 at 11:31pm

I really needed that!

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#5re: Golden Girls and the City
Posted: 6/19/06 at 11:32pm

A friend of mine told me she was walked in on her mom doing that to QVC. I enjoy a good shopper's high as much as the next person, but really.

And no one grew into anything new, we just became the worst of what we were."

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Broadway Legend Joined: 9/10/05

#6re: Golden Girls and the City
Posted: 6/19/06 at 11:37pm

I'm addicted to youtube and broadwayworld and "Passions"!

"I've lost everything! Luis, Marty, my baby with Chris, Chris himself, James. All I ever wanted was love." --Sheridan Crane "Passions" ------- "Housework is like bad sex. Every time I do it, I swear I'll never do it again til the next time company comes."--"Lulu" from "Can't Stop The Music" ----- "When the right doors didn't open for him, he went through the wrong ones" - "Sweet Bird of Youth" ------------ --------- "Passions" is uncancelled! See NBC.com for more info.
Updated On: 6/19/06 at 11:37 PM

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#7re: Golden Girls and the City
Posted: 6/20/06 at 5:55am

Sophia: We all know the closest you're going to get to man is by looking in the mirror.
Dorothy: Mom, you're getting testy.
Sophia: You have testes!

HAHA. Love it.

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