Grafitti on walls
Grafitti on walls
#0Grafitti on walls
Posted: 8/4/06 at 5:45am
One joke I saw on a bathroom stall wall ...
To do is to be (Plato)
To be is to do (Sartre)
Do be do be do (Sinatra)
Trouble is, I've seen so many different versions with the lines attributed to different philosophers. So who REALLY said the first two?
Another I saw ...
I've just dropped a twelve inch turd. Is this a record?
Underneath someone had written ...
It might be but you're not putting it on MY record player.
Do I need to get a life?
Updated On: 8/4/06 at 05:45 AM
neddyfrank2
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/23/05
#3re: Grafitti on walls
Posted: 8/4/06 at 6:00am
I feel the strong urge to write
What "What "What?!"?!"?!? now...
millie_dillmount
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/22/04
#4re: Grafitti on walls
Posted: 8/4/06 at 6:02amI think he's just talking about funny things you've seen written in bathroom stalls or in public places on walls.
#5re: Grafitti on walls
Posted: 8/4/06 at 7:39am
Another one I saw:
Neurotics paint castles in the air,
Psychotics live in them,
Psychiatrists collect the rent.
Unknown User
Joined: 12/31/69
#6re: Grafitti on walls
Posted: 8/4/06 at 7:53am
my favorite was on an underpass in asheville nc
it said, in giant letters:
WHY REFUSE LOVE VICKI
that was a long time ago but i still think about it every day.
#7re: Grafitti on walls
Posted: 8/4/06 at 9:18am
There is actually an entire field of study devoted to this phenomenon (the official name of which is "latrinalia", when referring to bathroom graffiti, the most common type, and has existed since Roman times), and there several books that have been written on the topic.
Fascinating stuff!!
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"Here I sit, brokenhearted
Tried to sh*t, only farted"
Classic latrinalia.
MatthewAddison
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/10/04
#8re: Grafitti on walls
Posted: 8/4/06 at 9:23am
Jailyard...you minx.
You stole the one I saw last night. I saw it last night at the Draft House and I was tickled pink. I never heard that one before. So, when I took my newly learned poem to the table and everyone said "oh, god...heard that one," I literally WAS brokenhearted. And then I farted.
In a nutshell: what Jailyard said.
#9grafitti on walls
Posted: 8/4/06 at 12:41pm
some come here to sit and think
and write upon these walls
i come here to sh*t and sticnk
and rest my weary balls
circa 1978
*edit, sh*t, i f***ed that up...
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pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
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#10grafitti on walls
Posted: 8/4/06 at 12:56pm
Papa, as bad as the visualization of "sh*t and stink* is...shi*t and stick is even worse...
#11grafitti on walls
Posted: 8/4/06 at 1:01pm
http://www.thewritingsonthestall.com/
A favorite of mine.
Bob Martin Online
#12grafitti on walls
Posted: 8/4/06 at 4:31pm
Nice one musical_nerd. One that isn't on the list:
Piece of grafitti high up on the wall.
"If you can read this message
Then you're p*ssing on your foot"
The Grovers Corners Yenta
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/3/04
#13grafitti on walls
Posted: 8/4/06 at 5:57pmMy grandmother, may she rest in peace used to say, " I don't like to ride the subways in NYC because they have giraffi written on the walls."
MasterLcZ
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/12/03
#14grafitti on walls
Posted: 8/4/06 at 6:52pm
When I was 13, I rember using the restroom at the International House of Pancakes in Valley Stream, Long Island (it is still there, I believe), and I vividly remember the following scribbled over the stall:
(one hand): Johnny eats Beth's p****. Beth sucks Johnny's c***.
(follow-up hand): Better than pancakes, that's for sure
Mr Roxy
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/17/03
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