Great Ironies- Page 2

[BroadwayMonkey]

Posted: 8/16/04 at 6:41pm

Insomniak, you are one of my best friends here. You too, Galindy.

[insomniak]

Posted: 8/16/04 at 6:42pm

I heart everyone here. You guys are great.

I had an irony, but I can't remember it. Sorry for going off topic again!

[GaLiNdaFied]

Posted: 8/16/04 at 6:44pm

Sorry to keep the offtopic going.. but I love both of your to pieces, and every poster on here too! EVERYONES GREAT!

[BroadwayMonkey]

Posted: 8/16/04 at 6:45pm

*sobs hysterically* GOD, I LOVE YOU PEOPLE! WE'RE LIKE A FAMILY!!

[insomniak]

Posted: 8/16/04 at 6:46pm

It's ironic that the people who handle your money are called brokers.

[StickToPriest]

Posted: 8/16/04 at 7:00pm

In Texas there is a brand of bottled water called DEJA BLUE. (And it tastes terrible, by the way) On the label it tells of the family who owns the company and treats every drop of water with care and makes sure it is of the highest quailty and how they have been doing so since 1997. Then in very small print you can read: Bottled and Owned by the Coca-Cola Company.

[insomniak]

Posted: 8/16/04 at 8:18pm

By the same token, there is flavored bottled water out there called Fruit2O. On the label, it says that it is contains no fruit. On the other side, it says that it has all-natural ingredients? How is that possible? It's been bothering me for several months now.

[Plum]

Posted: 8/16/04 at 9:19pm

All-natural just has to do with the way the ingredients are derived. You can have the exact same chemicals derived "artificially" or "naturally." It's a regulatory term.

[Rose_MacShane]

Posted: 8/17/04 at 1:58am

Sunkist orange soda has the gall to call itself "soda." Have you ever had that stuff? There's never any carbonation!