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#201

re: Great Movie Lines

"On Sunday, August 13th, 1961, the eyes of America were on the nation's capital, where Roger Maris was hitting home runs #44 and 45 against the Senators. On that same day, without any warning, the East German Communists sealed off the border between East and West Berlin. I only mention this to show the kind of people we're dealing with--REAL SHIFTY!"

--James CAGNEY, ONE, TWO, THREE
"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."
#202

re: Great Movie Lines

"I swear to GOD George, if you even EXISTED I'd divorce you."

"I hope that was an empty bottle, George! You can't afford to waste good liquor, not on YOUR salary! Not on an ASSOCIATE professor's salary!"

"I'm loud and I'm vulgar, and I wear the pants in the house because somebody's got to, but I am not a monster. I'm not."

~all Elizabeth Taylor, Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf
"One no longer loves one's insight enough once one communicates it."

The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.
#203

re: Great Movie Lines

I'm not repeating myself. I'm not repeating myself. Oh, God, I'm repeating myself."

--Ryan O'Neal, WHAT'S UP, DOC?
"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."
#204

re: Great Movie Lines

George Bailey: What do you want, Mary? Do you want the moon? If you want it, I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down for you. Hey. That's a pretty good idea. I'll give you the moon, Mary.
Mary: I'll take it. Then what?
George Bailey: Well, then you can swallow it, and it'll all dissolve, see... and the moonbeams would shoot out of your fingers and your toes and the ends of your hair... am I talking too much? - It's a Wonderful Life

Fred Gailey: All my life I've wondered something, and now's my chance to find out. I'm going to find the answer to a question that's puzzled the world for centuries. Does Santa Claus sleep with his whiskers outside or in?
Kris Kringle: Always sleep with them out. Cold air makes them grow.--Miracle on 34th Street


okay so i like Christmas movies... i'll admit it
#205

re: Great Movie Lines

"The guy was killed in an auto accident! I looked it up! He was driving in the Yukon, in a pink convertible, to visit his brother who's an ex-con named Frances, when a tractor trailer comes along and decapitates him. You know what that mean, it means he doesn't have a head. How am I suppose to write for a guy who doesn't have a head? He's got NO lips, NO vocal cords!"

--Whoopi Goldberg, SOAPDISH
"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."
#206

re: Great Movie Lines

"If she liked me any more, she'd sic the dogs on me."

--Gordon MacRae, OKLAHOMA!
"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."
#207

re: Great Movie Lines

"Beware! Beware of the big green dragon that sits on your doorstep. He eats little boys... Puppy dog tails, and BIG FAT SNAILS... Beware... Take care... Beware!"

--Bela Lugosi, GLEN OR GLENDA?
"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."
#208

re: Great Movie Lines

"Years from now when you talk about this--and you will--be kind."


--Deborah Kerr, TEA AND SYMPATHY
"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."
#209

re: Great Movie Lines

"You cad!, you dirty swine! I never cared for you not once! I was always makin' a fool of ya! Ya bored me stiff, I hated ya! It made me SICK when I had to let ya kiss me. I only did it because ya begged me, ya hounded me and drove me crazy! And after ya kissed me, I always used to wipe my mouth! WIPE MY MOUTH!"

--Bette Davis, OF HUMAN BONDAGE
"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."
#210

re: Great Movie Lines

"Men would pay $200 for me, and here you are turning down a freebie. You could get a perfectly good dishwasher for that."

--Jane Fonda, KLUTE
"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."
#211

re: Great Movie Lines

"Made it, Ma! Top of the world!"

--James Cagney, WHITE HEAT
"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."
#212

re: Great Movie Lines

"Hey, look, the Monkees. They were a huge influence on the Beatles."

--Jim Carrey, DUMB & DUMBER
"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."
#213

re: Great Movie Lines

"You are the only young man that I know of who ignores the fact that the future becomes the present, the present becomes the past, and the past turns into everlasting regret if you don't plan for it."

--Katharine Hepburn, THE GLASS MENAGERIE
"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."
#214

re: Great Movie Lines

"Screw the Oscars. Screw the Academy Awards. Screw me, Sidney. Please. Please."

--Maggie Smith, CALIFORNIA SUITE
"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."
#215

re: Great Movie Lines

"Ever tried 'punctuation sex', Henrietta? Hyphens are kisses, commas are maybes, and a period is a definite no. And then of course, there's the... limitless realms of semicolons and apostrophes. I shudder to think what an exclamation point might mean."

--Patrick Bedford, UP THE DOWN STAIRCASE
"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."
#216

re: Great Movie Lines

"Lincoln said, 'With malice toward none, with charity to all.' Nowadays they say, 'Think the way I do or I'll bomb the daylights outta you.'"

--Lionel Barrymore, YOU CAN'T TAKE IT WITH YOU
"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."
#217

re: Great Movie Lines

i have bad news about your boat.*bshhh*-- Sahara (the bshhh is an exploding noise fyi)
#218

re: Great Movie Lines

"It's midnight. Look at the clock, one hand has met the other hand, they kiss. Isn't that wonderful?"

--Melvyn Douglas, NINOTCHKA
"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."
#219

re: Great Movie Lines

"They're either married or gay. And if they're not gay, they've just broken up with the most wonderful woman in the world, or they've just broken up with a bitch who looks exactly like me. They're in transition from a monogamous relationship and they need more space. Or they're tired of space, but they just can't commit. Or they want to commit, but they're afraid to get close. They want to get close, you don't want to get near them."

--Mary Kay Place, THE BIG CHILL
"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."
#220

re: Great Movie Lines

"Why is it people who want the truth never believe it when they hear it?"

--Barbra Streisand, YENTL
"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."
#221

re: Great Movie Lines

"Everybody steals from everybody, that's Hollywood. "

and

"You're so money and you don't even know it! "

--Vince Vaughn, Swingers
"I would rather be with the people of this town than with the finest people in the world."--Fred Willard as Mayor Deebs in Roxanne
#222

re: Great Movie Lines

I don't understand. All my life I've been waiting for someone and when I find her, she's... she's a fish. --Tom Hanks, Splash
"I would rather be with the people of this town than with the finest people in the world."--Fred Willard as Mayor Deebs in Roxanne
#223

re: Great Movie Lines

"Gif me a visky, ginger ale on the side, and don' be stingy, baby."

--Greta Garbo, ANNA CHRISTIE
"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."
#224

re: Great Movie Lines

This one was great,in a crappy 1931 Norma Shearer movie I saw last night..."Strangers May Kiss" (basic "let's not get married and stay happy" movie plot...until she discovers HE's been married all along. She takes off to Europe to "forget him" and she does...IN A BIG WAY...with lots of men...they meet up again a year later and she wants him back, but...)

"How can I make love to you now....with all of those "shadows" lurking behind you? You disgust me!"

HE says it to Norma Shearer! The nerve of the guy!
"My dreams, watching me said, one to the other...this life has let us down."
#225

re: Great Movie Lines

"College girls are one step from the street, I tell you. My son Joseph wife, she type on the typewriter--one step from the street!"

--Augusta Ciolli, MARTY
"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."

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