Great Movie Lines — Page 9
#202
Posted: 8/14/05 at 5:33pm
"I swear to GOD George, if you even EXISTED I'd divorce you."
"I hope that was an empty bottle, George! You can't afford to waste good liquor, not on YOUR salary! Not on an ASSOCIATE professor's salary!"
"I'm loud and I'm vulgar, and I wear the pants in the house because somebody's got to, but I am not a monster. I'm not."
~all Elizabeth Taylor, Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf
"I hope that was an empty bottle, George! You can't afford to waste good liquor, not on YOUR salary! Not on an ASSOCIATE professor's salary!"
"I'm loud and I'm vulgar, and I wear the pants in the house because somebody's got to, but I am not a monster. I'm not."
~all Elizabeth Taylor, Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf
"One no longer loves one's insight enough once one communicates it."
The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.
The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.
#203
Posted: 8/14/05 at 5:41pm
I'm not repeating myself. I'm not repeating myself. Oh, God, I'm repeating myself."
--Ryan O'Neal, WHAT'S UP, DOC?
--Ryan O'Neal, WHAT'S UP, DOC?
"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."
#204
Posted: 8/14/05 at 5:47pm
George Bailey: What do you want, Mary? Do you want the moon? If you want it, I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down for you. Hey. That's a pretty good idea. I'll give you the moon, Mary.
Mary: I'll take it. Then what?
George Bailey: Well, then you can swallow it, and it'll all dissolve, see... and the moonbeams would shoot out of your fingers and your toes and the ends of your hair... am I talking too much? - It's a Wonderful Life
Fred Gailey: All my life I've wondered something, and now's my chance to find out. I'm going to find the answer to a question that's puzzled the world for centuries. Does Santa Claus sleep with his whiskers outside or in?
Kris Kringle: Always sleep with them out. Cold air makes them grow.--Miracle on 34th Street
okay so i like Christmas movies... i'll admit it
Mary: I'll take it. Then what?
George Bailey: Well, then you can swallow it, and it'll all dissolve, see... and the moonbeams would shoot out of your fingers and your toes and the ends of your hair... am I talking too much? - It's a Wonderful Life
Fred Gailey: All my life I've wondered something, and now's my chance to find out. I'm going to find the answer to a question that's puzzled the world for centuries. Does Santa Claus sleep with his whiskers outside or in?
Kris Kringle: Always sleep with them out. Cold air makes them grow.--Miracle on 34th Street
okay so i like Christmas movies... i'll admit it
#205
Posted: 8/14/05 at 5:51pm
"The guy was killed in an auto accident! I looked it up! He was driving in the Yukon, in a pink convertible, to visit his brother who's an ex-con named Frances, when a tractor trailer comes along and decapitates him. You know what that mean, it means he doesn't have a head. How am I suppose to write for a guy who doesn't have a head? He's got NO lips, NO vocal cords!"
--Whoopi Goldberg, SOAPDISH
--Whoopi Goldberg, SOAPDISH
"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."
#206
Posted: 8/14/05 at 7:46pm
"If she liked me any more, she'd sic the dogs on me."
--Gordon MacRae, OKLAHOMA!
--Gordon MacRae, OKLAHOMA!
"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."
#207
Posted: 8/14/05 at 7:49pm
"Beware! Beware of the big green dragon that sits on your doorstep. He eats little boys... Puppy dog tails, and BIG FAT SNAILS... Beware... Take care... Beware!"
--Bela Lugosi, GLEN OR GLENDA?
--Bela Lugosi, GLEN OR GLENDA?
"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."
#208
Posted: 8/14/05 at 7:58pm
"Years from now when you talk about this--and you will--be kind."
--Deborah Kerr, TEA AND SYMPATHY
--Deborah Kerr, TEA AND SYMPATHY
"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."
#209
Posted: 8/14/05 at 8:02pm
"You cad!, you dirty swine! I never cared for you not once! I was always makin' a fool of ya! Ya bored me stiff, I hated ya! It made me SICK when I had to let ya kiss me. I only did it because ya begged me, ya hounded me and drove me crazy! And after ya kissed me, I always used to wipe my mouth! WIPE MY MOUTH!"
--Bette Davis, OF HUMAN BONDAGE
--Bette Davis, OF HUMAN BONDAGE
"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."
#210
Posted: 8/14/05 at 8:17pm
"Men would pay $200 for me, and here you are turning down a freebie. You could get a perfectly good dishwasher for that."
--Jane Fonda, KLUTE
--Jane Fonda, KLUTE
"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."
#211
Posted: 8/14/05 at 8:23pm
"Made it, Ma! Top of the world!"
--James Cagney, WHITE HEAT
--James Cagney, WHITE HEAT
"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."
#212
Posted: 8/14/05 at 8:27pm
"Hey, look, the Monkees. They were a huge influence on the Beatles."
--Jim Carrey, DUMB & DUMBER
--Jim Carrey, DUMB & DUMBER
"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."
#213
Posted: 8/14/05 at 8:43pm
"You are the only young man that I know of who ignores the fact that the future becomes the present, the present becomes the past, and the past turns into everlasting regret if you don't plan for it."
--Katharine Hepburn, THE GLASS MENAGERIE
--Katharine Hepburn, THE GLASS MENAGERIE
"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."
#214
Posted: 8/14/05 at 9:05pm
"Screw the Oscars. Screw the Academy Awards. Screw me, Sidney. Please. Please."
--Maggie Smith, CALIFORNIA SUITE
--Maggie Smith, CALIFORNIA SUITE
"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."
#215
Posted: 8/14/05 at 9:18pm
"Ever tried 'punctuation sex', Henrietta? Hyphens are kisses, commas are maybes, and a period is a definite no. And then of course, there's the... limitless realms of semicolons and apostrophes. I shudder to think what an exclamation point might mean."
--Patrick Bedford, UP THE DOWN STAIRCASE
--Patrick Bedford, UP THE DOWN STAIRCASE
"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."
#216
Posted: 8/14/05 at 9:28pm
"Lincoln said, 'With malice toward none, with charity to all.' Nowadays they say, 'Think the way I do or I'll bomb the daylights outta you.'"
--Lionel Barrymore, YOU CAN'T TAKE IT WITH YOU
--Lionel Barrymore, YOU CAN'T TAKE IT WITH YOU
"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."
#217
Posted: 8/14/05 at 9:29pm
i have bad news about your boat.*bshhh*-- Sahara (the bshhh is an exploding noise fyi)
#218
Posted: 8/14/05 at 9:50pm
"It's midnight. Look at the clock, one hand has met the other hand, they kiss. Isn't that wonderful?"
--Melvyn Douglas, NINOTCHKA
--Melvyn Douglas, NINOTCHKA
"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."
#219
Posted: 8/14/05 at 10:19pm
"They're either married or gay. And if they're not gay, they've just broken up with the most wonderful woman in the world, or they've just broken up with a bitch who looks exactly like me. They're in transition from a monogamous relationship and they need more space. Or they're tired of space, but they just can't commit. Or they want to commit, but they're afraid to get close. They want to get close, you don't want to get near them."
--Mary Kay Place, THE BIG CHILL
--Mary Kay Place, THE BIG CHILL
"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."
#220
Posted: 8/14/05 at 10:27pm
"Why is it people who want the truth never believe it when they hear it?"
--Barbra Streisand, YENTL
--Barbra Streisand, YENTL
"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."
#221
Posted: 8/14/05 at 10:33pm
"Everybody steals from everybody, that's Hollywood. "
and
"You're so money and you don't even know it! "
--Vince Vaughn, Swingers
and
"You're so money and you don't even know it! "
--Vince Vaughn, Swingers
"I would rather be with the people of this town than with the finest people in the world."--Fred Willard as Mayor Deebs in Roxanne
#222
Posted: 8/14/05 at 10:55pm
I don't understand. All my life I've been waiting for someone and when I find her, she's... she's a fish. --Tom Hanks, Splash
"I would rather be with the people of this town than with the finest people in the world."--Fred Willard as Mayor Deebs in Roxanne
#223
Posted: 8/14/05 at 11:56pm
"Gif me a visky, ginger ale on the side, and don' be stingy, baby."
--Greta Garbo, ANNA CHRISTIE
--Greta Garbo, ANNA CHRISTIE
"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."
#224
Posted: 8/15/05 at 12:05am
This one was great,in a crappy 1931 Norma Shearer movie I saw last night..."Strangers May Kiss" (basic "let's not get married and stay happy" movie plot...until she discovers HE's been married all along. She takes off to Europe to "forget him" and she does...IN A BIG WAY...with lots of men...they meet up again a year later and she wants him back, but...)
"How can I make love to you now....with all of those "shadows" lurking behind you? You disgust me!"
HE says it to Norma Shearer! The nerve of the guy!
"How can I make love to you now....with all of those "shadows" lurking behind you? You disgust me!"
HE says it to Norma Shearer! The nerve of the guy!
"My dreams, watching me said, one to the other...this life has let us down."
#225
Posted: 8/15/05 at 12:10am
"College girls are one step from the street, I tell you. My son Joseph wife, she type on the typewriter--one step from the street!"
--Augusta Ciolli, MARTY
--Augusta Ciolli, MARTY
"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."
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