Great holiday gifts!

[tazber]

Great holiday gifts!#1

Posted: 12/7/09 at 1:39pm

....but the world goes 'round

Updated On: 12/7/09 at 01:39 PM

[SNAFU]

re: Great holiday gifts!#2

Posted: 12/7/09 at 1:46pm

Yes you answer a call and dump hot coffee down your back! Wonderful!

Those Blocked: SueStorm. N2N Nate. Good riddence to stupid! Rad-Z, shill begone!

[Mister Matt]

re: Great holiday gifts!#2

Posted: 12/10/09 at 1:37pm

What is JoeKV getting for his relatives this year? That's what I want to know!

"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian

[tazber]

re: Great holiday gifts!#3

Posted: 12/10/09 at 1:51pm

They're from the Onion SNAFU.

....but the world goes 'round

[danmag]

re: Great holiday gifts!#4

Posted: 12/10/09 at 2:30pm

I'll be getting all MY loved ones The Comfort Wipe this year...

"This show had the WORST magnets on Broadway!"

[strummergirl]

re: Great holiday gifts!#5

Posted: 12/10/09 at 2:39pm

No joke I saw this once:

[Jordan Catalano]

re: Great holiday gifts!#6

Posted: 12/10/09 at 2:47pm

Danmag, do you know about that 1 ton man in Mexico who just got married to the girl of his dreams (meanwhile I'm sitting at home last Saturday night checking match.com religiously hoping someone's winked at me, but that's another subject) but he had a makeshift one of those so I think I'm going to buy one and send it to him.

[danmag]

re: Great holiday gifts!#7

Posted: 12/10/09 at 3:07pm

Jordan, I believe it is the gift that just keeps giving!

And if you are a 1 ton man, it would certainly come in handy.

"This show had the WORST magnets on Broadway!"

[Jordan Catalano]

re: Great holiday gifts!#8

Posted: 12/10/09 at 3:09pm

And it reaches A FULL 18 INCHES!!!!! I'll never diet again!

[Unknown User]

re: Great holiday gifts!#9

Posted: 12/10/09 at 3:12pm

Matt, one of my nephews hopefully asked if the Screaming Slingshot Monkeys might be back again this year. Last year, one of my Great Nephews dug his out and shot it into a full steaming plate of Buffalo Chicken Wing Dip Christmas Eve.

[Mister Matt]

re: Great holiday gifts!#10

Posted: 12/10/09 at 3:23pm

I don't think you will ever top those, Joe.

"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian

[Unknown User]

re: Great holiday gifts!#11

Posted: 12/10/09 at 3:41pm

Yeah they are the stuff of legend. I am looking at these plastic guns that shoot confetti. They look OK but they only shoot 3-6 times. I am thinking instead of getting everyone a gun, I could get like 10 or 12 CASES of Party Poppers- so the kids might be able to fire off 5 or 6 dozen each.

[StockardFan]

re: Great holiday gifts!#12

Posted: 12/10/09 at 3:49pm

LMAO, Joe!

KFTC!!!!!

[JbaraFan1]

re: Great holiday gifts!#13

Posted: 12/10/09 at 4:24pm

Joe, you're awesome.

[Unknown User]

re: Great holiday gifts!#14

Posted: 12/10/09 at 4:48pm

Well I am pretty well established as the "eccentric gay Uncle". I'm the youngest of 6 kids, everyone is married with kids and now those kids have kids. We won't be all together this Christmas but here will be 25 or 30 people at my sisters house. The sister who hosted the year my gift was a case of silly string for each kid under 18 won't host any more. No fun at all.

(FYI- we learned that year Silly String is flammable- candles & silly String DO NOT MIX.)

[StockardFan]

re: Great holiday gifts!#15

Posted: 12/10/09 at 5:14pm

Silly string? I don't think I'd host again this year either....LOL

KFTC!!!!!

[Pgenre]

re: Great holiday gifts!#16

Posted: 12/10/09 at 5:20pm

::crosses JoeKv off my Addams Family Opening Night Party list::



What great fun those kids must have had, tho!

The only thing I loved more than silly string at a young age were those New Years poppers! Too bad they didn't have any Screaming Monkeyballs or whatever when I was a young'un.

How about Super Soakers with that color changing liquid for next year's gift?

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