Favorite lines from Raising Arizona:
Leonard Smalls : You want to find an outlaw, hire an outlaw. You want to find a Dunkin' Donuts, call a cop.
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Glen : Say that reminds me, how'd you get that kid so darn fast? Me and Dot went in to adopt on account a' somethin' went wrong with my semen, and they said we had to wait five years for a healthy white baby. I said, "Healthy white baby? Five years? What else you got?" Said they got two Koreans and a negra born with his heart on the outside. It's a crazy world.
H.I. : Someone oughta sell tickets.
Glen : Sure, I'd buy one.
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FBI Man: Was the boy wearing any jammies?
Nathan Arizona Sr. : Of course he was wearing his jammies nobody sleeps naked in this house.
FBI Man: Well could you describe the jammies?
Nathan Arizona Sr. : I don't what is damn jammies looked like... they had Yodas and sh-- on them.
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FBI Agent: Sir, we discovered you were born Nathan Huffheins.
Nathan Arizona Sr. : Yeah, I changed my name. What of it?
FBI Agent: Can you give us an indication why?
Nathan Arizona Sr. : Would you shop at a store called Unpainted Huffheins?
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Evelle : Do these blow into funny shapes and all?
Grocer : Well, no, unless round is funny.
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Evelle : I got me some baby grub, baby wipes, diapers, then disposable kind. I also got a package of balloons.
Gale : They blow up into funny shapes and all?
Evelle : No, just circular.
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H.I. : Edwina's insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase.
"What a story........ everything but the bloodhounds snappin' at her rear end." -- Birdie
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