Great movie lines- Page 3
Great movie lines
Matt_G
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/1/04
#50re: great movie lines
Posted: 9/29/04 at 4:57pm
"Blue light special. Aisle 13. Cookies."
-Troop Beverly Hills
MargoChanning
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/5/04
#51re: great movie lines
Posted: 9/29/04 at 4:58pm
Favorite lines from Raising Arizona:
Leonard Smalls : You want to find an outlaw, hire an outlaw. You want to find a Dunkin' Donuts, call a cop.
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Glen : Say that reminds me, how'd you get that kid so darn fast? Me and Dot went in to adopt on account a' somethin' went wrong with my semen, and they said we had to wait five years for a healthy white baby. I said, "Healthy white baby? Five years? What else you got?" Said they got two Koreans and a negra born with his heart on the outside. It's a crazy world.
H.I. : Someone oughta sell tickets.
Glen : Sure, I'd buy one.
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FBI Man: Was the boy wearing any jammies?
Nathan Arizona Sr. : Of course he was wearing his jammies nobody sleeps naked in this house.
FBI Man: Well could you describe the jammies?
Nathan Arizona Sr. : I don't what is damn jammies looked like... they had Yodas and sh-- on them.
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FBI Agent: Sir, we discovered you were born Nathan Huffheins.
Nathan Arizona Sr. : Yeah, I changed my name. What of it?
FBI Agent: Can you give us an indication why?
Nathan Arizona Sr. : Would you shop at a store called Unpainted Huffheins?
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Evelle : Do these blow into funny shapes and all?
Grocer : Well, no, unless round is funny.
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Evelle : I got me some baby grub, baby wipes, diapers, then disposable kind. I also got a package of balloons.
Gale : They blow up into funny shapes and all?
Evelle : No, just circular.
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H.I. : Edwina's insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase.
BT
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/16/04
#52re: great movie lines
Posted: 9/29/04 at 4:58pm
Jean Brodie : "Dear Miss Brodie, I hope it will be convenient for you to see me in my office this afternoon at 4:15. Emily Mackay." Four fifteen. Not four, not four thirty, but four fifteen. Hm. She thinks to intimidate me by the use of quarter hours?
The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie
Matt_G
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/1/04
#53re: great movie lines
Posted: 9/29/04 at 4:59pmMargo, I would post the entire screenplay if Rob & Craig would let me. Every line is pure genius.
BT
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/16/04
#54re: great movie lines
Posted: 9/29/04 at 5:04pm
Classics from "The Women"
Countess DeLave : Get me a bromide - and put some gin in it.
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Crystal Allen : There's a name for you ladies, but it isn't used in high society, outside of a kennel.
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Maggie : The first man who can explain how he can be in love with his wife - and another woman - is gonna win that prize they're always giving out in Sweden.
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Woman in beauty salon: (gasp) Good grief! I hate to tell you, dear, but your skin makes the Rocky Mountains look like chiffon velvet!
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Miriam Aarons : Any ladle's sweet that dishes out some gravy.
MargoChanning
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/5/04
#55re: great movie lines
Posted: 9/29/04 at 5:04pmI remember seeing it at a free screening before it was released and I laughed so hard I was gasping for air. Brilliant.
#56re: great movie lines
Posted: 9/29/04 at 5:10pm
"He said, 'Why don't you get one of those vagina enlargements?'"
Waiting For Guffman
"No one cares about your stupid ovaries."
Crimes of the Heart
Matt_G
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/1/04
#57re: great movie lines
Posted: 9/29/04 at 5:12pm
"There's always a home for me at the Dairy Queen"
"Meet some guys. Some Italian guys. Watch TV."
"This is the day of the show, y'all"
#58re: great movie lines
Posted: 9/29/04 at 5:14pm
EVE: I must say you can certainly tell Mr. Sampson's been gone a month.
MARGO: You certainly can. Especially if you're me between now and tomorrow morning…
-- All About Eve
NYadgal
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
#59re: great movie lines
Posted: 9/29/04 at 5:16pm
"They call me MISTER Tibbs"
-- In the Heat of the Night
Matthew Rask
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/2/04
#60re: great movie lines
Posted: 9/29/04 at 5:20pm
"I hate YOU and I hate your A**-FACE!!!
-Waiting for Guffman
Matt_G
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/1/04
#61re: great movie lines
Posted: 9/29/04 at 5:22pm
"You fu*ked my wife?"
-Waiting For Guffman
Marquise
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/1/04
#62re: great movie lines
Posted: 9/29/04 at 5:34pm
Anne: Neely, you know you shouldn't be mixing liquor with those pills!
Neely: I know but they work faster. Besides, I have to get some sleep. I have to wake up at five o'clock in the morning and SPARKLE! NEELY! SPARKLE!
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Jennifer (To Neely about Helen Lawson): Gee, I'm sorry hun. That old witch oughta be boiled in oil.
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Jennifer (To Mel about Ted Casablanca): Oh, I wouldn't pay any attention to that. You know how bitchy fags can be.
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Neely (To Anne about Jennifer): Last I heard she was in Europe making art films. "Art" films...NUDIES! That's what they are: NUDIES!
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Updated On: 9/29/04 at 05:34 PM
Borstalboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/9/04
#63re: great movie lines
Posted: 9/29/04 at 5:40pmFaye Dunaway as Joan Crawford: Tear down that BITCH of a bearing wall and put a WIN-DOOOOOWWW where it OUGHT to be!
Borstalboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/9/04
#64re: great movie lines
Posted: 9/29/04 at 5:55pm
And who could forget this chestnut?:
Welcome to Marathon, may I help you?
Yes.
How may I help you?
You can start by wiping that f**king dumbass smile off your rosy f**king cheeks. Then you can give me a f**king automobile. A f**king Datsun, a f**king Toyota, a f**king Mustang, a f**king Buick. Four f**king wheels and a seat!
I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me.
And I REALLY don't care for the way your f**king company left me in the middle of f**king nowhere with f**king keys to a f**king car that isn't f**king there. And I really didn't care to f**king walk down a f**king highway and across a f**king...runway to get back here to have you smile at my f**king face. I want a f**king car right...f**king...now!
May I see your rental agreement?
I threw it away.
Oh boy...
Oh boy what?
You're f**ked!
Marquise
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/1/04
#65re: great movie lines
Posted: 9/29/04 at 6:06pm
This is more than a line, it's one of the best speeches I've ever heard performed in the movies:
"I will not stand quietly by and allow myself to be crucified by a woman whose fetid frustration has overcome her sense of judgement. If scandal is to your taste Miss MacKay I shall give you a feast! I am a teacher! I am a teacher, first, last, always! Do you imagine for one instant that I will let that be taken from me without a fight? I have dedicated, sacrificed my life to this profession. And I will not stand by like an inky little slacker and watch you rob me of it ! . ."
- - - Maggie Smith, "The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie"
sabrelady
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/16/03
#66re: great movie lines
Posted: 9/29/04 at 7:14pm
"Hold it between your knee's!"
"Why do they always look like unhappy rabbits?"
Unknown User
Joined: 12/31/69
#67re: great movie lines
Posted: 9/29/04 at 7:19pm
Also from The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie:
"For people who like that sort of thing, that is the sort of thing they like."
broadwayfan24
Leading Actor Joined: 7/7/04
#68re: great movie lines
Posted: 9/29/04 at 7:27pm
"Good Golly! Why didn't you sell tickets?"
Katherine Hepburn to Cary Grant in "THE PHILIDELPHIA STORY"
"I was born on the side of a hill"
Katherine Hepburn "Bringing Up Baby"
"If I could find a real place that makes me feel like Tiffanys, then I buy some furniture and give the cat a name"
Audrey Hepburn "Breakfast at Tiffanys"
"That's right! The cat's has a new kitten"
Grace Kelly "To Catch A Thief"
"Abby something..... Abby Normal"
Igor "Young Frankenstein"
"Oh my gash! Nemo's swimming out to sea!"
some fish in "Finding Nemo"
#69re: great movie lines
Posted: 9/29/04 at 7:30pm"I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way." -Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
#70re: great movie lines
Posted: 9/29/04 at 7:57pm"Twenty-eight days... six hours... forty-two minutes... twelve seconds. That... is when the world... will end." Donnie Daarko
#71re: great movie lines
Posted: 9/29/04 at 8:02pm
"What is the name of our Lord and Savior?"
"BRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIAAAAAAANNNNN"
--Life of Brian
Caravaggio
Chorus Member Joined: 7/25/04
#72re: great movie lines
Posted: 9/29/04 at 8:03pm
"First comes penetration - then comes saturation!"
"What I got don't need beads."
- A LETTER TO THREE WIVES
Matt_G
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/1/04
#73re: great movie lines
Posted: 9/29/04 at 8:03pm"He said, 'I can smell your c*nt"
Plum
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/4/04
#74re: great movie lines
Posted: 9/29/04 at 8:04pm
From L.A. Confidential:
Vincennes: She is Lana Turner.
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Smith: Don't start tryin' to do the right thing, boy-o. You haven't the practice.
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Police coroner: Stomach of the week- Unemployed actor had frankfurter, french fries, alcohol, and sperm. Quite a last meal, don't you think?
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Stensland: You're like Santa Claus with that list, Bud, except everyone on it's been naughty.
Updated On: 9/29/04 at 08:04 PM
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