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#51

re: great movie lines

"Blue light special. Aisle 13. Cookies."

-Troop Beverly Hills
"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."
#52

re: great movie lines

Favorite lines from Raising Arizona:


Leonard Smalls : You want to find an outlaw, hire an outlaw. You want to find a Dunkin' Donuts, call a cop.

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Glen : Say that reminds me, how'd you get that kid so darn fast? Me and Dot went in to adopt on account a' somethin' went wrong with my semen, and they said we had to wait five years for a healthy white baby. I said, "Healthy white baby? Five years? What else you got?" Said they got two Koreans and a negra born with his heart on the outside. It's a crazy world.
H.I. : Someone oughta sell tickets.
Glen : Sure, I'd buy one.


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FBI Man: Was the boy wearing any jammies?
Nathan Arizona Sr. : Of course he was wearing his jammies nobody sleeps naked in this house.
FBI Man: Well could you describe the jammies?
Nathan Arizona Sr. : I don't what is damn jammies looked like... they had Yodas and sh-- on them.

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FBI Agent: Sir, we discovered you were born Nathan Huffheins.
Nathan Arizona Sr. : Yeah, I changed my name. What of it?
FBI Agent: Can you give us an indication why?
Nathan Arizona Sr. : Would you shop at a store called Unpainted Huffheins?

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Evelle : Do these blow into funny shapes and all?
Grocer : Well, no, unless round is funny.

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Evelle : I got me some baby grub, baby wipes, diapers, then disposable kind. I also got a package of balloons.
Gale : They blow up into funny shapes and all?
Evelle : No, just circular.
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H.I. : Edwina's insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase.



"What a story........ everything but the bloodhounds snappin' at her rear end." -- Birdie [http://margochanning.broadwayworld.com/] "The Devil Be Hittin' Me" -- Whitney
#53

re: great movie lines

Jean Brodie : "Dear Miss Brodie, I hope it will be convenient for you to see me in my office this afternoon at 4:15. Emily Mackay." Four fifteen. Not four, not four thirty, but four fifteen. Hm. She thinks to intimidate me by the use of quarter hours?
The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie
I sing for myself. I sing when I want, whenever I want to, just for me. I sing for my own pleasure. Do you understand that?
#54

re: great movie lines

Margo, I would post the entire screenplay if Rob & Craig would let me. Every line is pure genius.
"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."
#55

re: great movie lines

Classics from "The Women"

Countess DeLave : Get me a bromide - and put some gin in it.

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Crystal Allen : There's a name for you ladies, but it isn't used in high society, outside of a kennel.

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Maggie : The first man who can explain how he can be in love with his wife - and another woman - is gonna win that prize they're always giving out in Sweden.

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Woman in beauty salon: (gasp) Good grief! I hate to tell you, dear, but your skin makes the Rocky Mountains look like chiffon velvet!

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Miriam Aarons : Any ladle's sweet that dishes out some gravy.
I sing for myself. I sing when I want, whenever I want to, just for me. I sing for my own pleasure. Do you understand that?
#56

re: great movie lines

I remember seeing it at a free screening before it was released and I laughed so hard I was gasping for air. Brilliant.
"What a story........ everything but the bloodhounds snappin' at her rear end." -- Birdie [http://margochanning.broadwayworld.com/] "The Devil Be Hittin' Me" -- Whitney
#57

re: great movie lines

"He said, 'Why don't you get one of those vagina enlargements?'"
Waiting For Guffman

"No one cares about your stupid ovaries."
Crimes of the Heart



"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
#58

re: great movie lines

"There's always a home for me at the Dairy Queen"

"Meet some guys. Some Italian guys. Watch TV."

"This is the day of the show, y'all"


"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."
#59

re: great movie lines

EVE: I must say you can certainly tell Mr. Sampson's been gone a month.

MARGO: You certainly can. Especially if you're me between now and tomorrow morning…

-- All About Eve
"Sir K, the Viscount of Uppity-shire...." -- kissmycookie

Updated On: 9/29/04 at 05:14 PM

#60

re: great movie lines

"They call me MISTER Tibbs"

-- In the Heat of the Night
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#61

re: great movie lines

"I hate YOU and I hate your A**-FACE!!!

-Waiting for Guffman
#62

re: great movie lines

"You fu*ked my wife?"

-Waiting For Guffman
"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."
#63

re: great movie lines

Anne: Neely, you know you shouldn't be mixing liquor with those pills!

Neely: I know but they work faster. Besides, I have to get some sleep. I have to wake up at five o'clock in the morning and SPARKLE! NEELY! SPARKLE!

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Jennifer (To Neely about Helen Lawson): Gee, I'm sorry hun. That old witch oughta be boiled in oil.

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Jennifer (To Mel about Ted Casablanca): Oh, I wouldn't pay any attention to that. You know how bitchy fags can be.

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Neely (To Anne about Jennifer): Last I heard she was in Europe making art films. "Art" films...NUDIES! That's what they are: NUDIES!

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Updated On: 9/29/04 at 05:34 PM

#64

re: great movie lines

Faye Dunaway as Joan Crawford: Tear down that BITCH of a bearing wall and put a WIN-DOOOOOWWW where it OUGHT to be!
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.” ~ Muhammad Ali

Updated On: 9/29/04 at 05:40 PM

#65

re: great movie lines

And who could forget this chestnut?:

Welcome to Marathon, may I help you?

Yes.

How may I help you?

You can start by wiping that f**king dumbass smile off your rosy f**king cheeks. Then you can give me a f**king automobile. A f**king Datsun, a f**king Toyota, a f**king Mustang, a f**king Buick. Four f**king wheels and a seat!

I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me.

And I REALLY don't care for the way your f**king company left me in the middle of f**king nowhere with f**king keys to a f**king car that isn't f**king there. And I really didn't care to f**king walk down a f**king highway and across a f**king...runway to get back here to have you smile at my f**king face. I want a f**king car right...f**king...now!

May I see your rental agreement?

I threw it away.

Oh boy...

Oh boy what?

You're f**ked!


"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.” ~ Muhammad Ali
#66

re: great movie lines

This is more than a line, it's one of the best speeches I've ever heard performed in the movies:

"I will not stand quietly by and allow myself to be crucified by a woman whose fetid frustration has overcome her sense of judgement. If scandal is to your taste Miss MacKay I shall give you a feast! I am a teacher! I am a teacher, first, last, always! Do you imagine for one instant that I will let that be taken from me without a fight? I have dedicated, sacrificed my life to this profession. And I will not stand by like an inky little slacker and watch you rob me of it ! . ."

- - - Maggie Smith, "The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie"
#67

re: great movie lines

"Hold it between your knee's!"
"Why do they always look like unhappy rabbits?"
#68

re: great movie lines

Also from The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie:

"For people who like that sort of thing, that is the sort of thing they like."
#69

re: great movie lines

"Good Golly! Why didn't you sell tickets?"
Katherine Hepburn to Cary Grant in "THE PHILIDELPHIA STORY"

"I was born on the side of a hill"
Katherine Hepburn "Bringing Up Baby"

"If I could find a real place that makes me feel like Tiffanys, then I buy some furniture and give the cat a name"
Audrey Hepburn "Breakfast at Tiffanys"

"That's right! The cat's has a new kitten"
Grace Kelly "To Catch A Thief"

"Abby something..... Abby Normal"
Igor "Young Frankenstein"

"Oh my gash! Nemo's swimming out to sea!"
some fish in "Finding Nemo"

#70

re: great movie lines

"I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way." -Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
#71

re: great movie lines

"Twenty-eight days... six hours... forty-two minutes... twelve seconds. That... is when the world... will end." Donnie Daarko
need to defrag my brain.
#72

re: great movie lines

"What is the name of our Lord and Savior?"

"BRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIAAAAAAANNNNN"

--Life of Brian
"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2
#73

re: great movie lines

"First comes penetration - then comes saturation!"

"What I got don't need beads."

- A LETTER TO THREE WIVES
I'm happy as long as there are brownies in the green room.

Updated On: 9/29/04 at 08:03 PM

#74

re: great movie lines

"He said, 'I can smell your c*nt"
"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."
#75

re: great movie lines

From L.A. Confidential:

Vincennes: She is Lana Turner.

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Smith: Don't start tryin' to do the right thing, boy-o. You haven't the practice.

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Police coroner: Stomach of the week- Unemployed actor had frankfurter, french fries, alcohol, and sperm. Quite a last meal, don't you think?

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Stensland: You're like Santa Claus with that list, Bud, except everyone on it's been naughty.

Updated On: 9/29/04 at 08:04 PM

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