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#76

re: great movie lines

" I hate you and your ass face"

"you're bastard people, and I'm just going to go home and bite my pillow"

corky st. clair ... guffman

(and i think technically the "you f*ck my wife" line is from raging bull via guffman)
#77

re: great movie lines

Chaplain : [singing] Oh Lord, please don't burn us/Don't grill or toast your flock/Don't put us on the barbecue/Or simmer us in stock/Don't braise or bake or boil us/Or stir-fry us in a wok/Oh please don't lightly poach us/Or baste us with hot fat/Don't fricassee or roast us/Or boil us in a vat/And please don't stick thy servants Lord/In a Rotiss-o-mat.

--Monty Python and the Meaning of Life
"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2
#78

re: great movie lines

Humphrey : "Now two boys have been found rubbing linseed oil into the school cormorant. Now some of you may feel that the cormorant does not play an important part in the life of the school, but I would remind you that it was presented to us by the corporation of the Town of Sudbury to commemorate Empire Day, when we try to remember the names of all those from the Sudbury area who so gallantly gave their lives to keep China British. So from now on, the cormorant is strictly OUT OF BOUNDS. Oh and Jenkins? Apparently your mother died this morning."

--Monty Python and the Meaning of Life (I love this movie)
"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2
#79

re: great movie lines

"i don't know what to do anymore, except maybe die"

"If I had one day when I didn't have to be all confused and I didn't have to feel that I was ashamed of everything. If I felt that I belonged someplace. You know?"

~Rebel Without a Cause
#80

re: great movie lines

"i used to wear cheap, tastless outfits...not nice ones like this" --- Ellen Greene as "Audrey" in "Little Shop of Horrors"
#81

re: great movie lines

"We're always looking for a Betty Hutton." - Sheldrake to Joe Gillis in SUNSET BLVD.
" ...the happiness in the tune convinces me that I'm not afraid."
#82

re: great movie lines

"You collection of caliginous junk!"---Wizard of Oz

"We're going to need a bigger boat."---Jaws

"Get my daughter the shots!!"---Terms of Endearment

"Your girl is beautiful Hubble."---The Way We Were

Updated On: 9/29/04 at 08:45 PM

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