#51
Posted: 5/6/05 at 3:32pm
If an over sexed munchin is anything like an unspayed chihuahua, you'd better run!
#52
Posted: 5/6/05 at 3:35pm
Et tu, Bluemoon?????
*grabs chest*
*grabs chest*
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#54
Posted: 5/6/05 at 3:45pm
oh you know I love you more than my luggage - it was a compliment - havent you ever heard those stories about those horny munchkins on the Wizard of Oz set? you kind of remind me of a pretty version of one of those - and you sing MUCH better!
"I don't really get the ending,all i can go with is when after several months,Judith saw Pat sang,and later she kissed him on the toilet,after that the story back to where Pat went down from the stage after he'd sung,and he went to the italian lady.I just don't get it,what Judith exatcly meant when he kissed Pat that she had seen,and did Pat end up together with The Italian Lady?Please help me,thank u very much!"
Quote from someone on IMDB in reference to a movie he/she didn't understand. Such grammar!
#55
Posted: 5/6/05 at 3:48pm
>>"SIX-TWO, sweetie - I only seem tall to you because you're an oversexed munchkin in pearls...(I just made myself laugh out loud at that)..."<<
Redhot just made me pee in my pants with that post! LMFPRAO!!!
Redhot just made me pee in my pants with that post! LMFPRAO!!!
#56
Posted: 5/6/05 at 3:50pm
All right - you called me pretty - you're forgiven!
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#57
Posted: 5/6/05 at 3:51pm
well I do my best, possums! I'm a little horse at the moment - been singing on and off all day and belting kinda wears me out - working on some new stuff I have to learn for a class - now I'm about to copy two monologues from a movie we rented last night - I need some good contemporary stuff and I find movies are great suppliers of brief contemp monologues.
"I don't really get the ending,all i can go with is when after several months,Judith saw Pat sang,and later she kissed him on the toilet,after that the story back to where Pat went down from the stage after he'd sung,and he went to the italian lady.I just don't get it,what Judith exatcly meant when he kissed Pat that she had seen,and did Pat end up together with The Italian Lady?Please help me,thank u very much!"
Quote from someone on IMDB in reference to a movie he/she didn't understand. Such grammar!
#58
Posted: 5/6/05 at 4:08pm
A "little horse?" That's not what the report from the steamroom said!
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#59
Posted: 5/6/05 at 4:10pm
Namo, you caught it before i did... i have a feeling that i'm going home to find a pony in the kitchen...
#60
Posted: 5/6/05 at 4:17pm
A pony in the kitchen and a horse in the bedroom, that's how to keep a man happy.
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#61
Posted: 5/6/05 at 4:47pm
Hung like a horse will keep all size queens happy.
Ha ha!
Ha ha!
#62
Posted: 5/6/05 at 4:51pm
Sigh. The fun comes from alluding to it.
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#63
Posted: 5/6/05 at 5:06pm
Sigh. What are you Bruce Vilanch.
He is the man of the one liners.
WTF. HFS.
He is the man of the one liners.
WTF. HFS.
Updated On: 5/6/05 at 05:06 PM
#64
Posted: 5/6/05 at 5:11pm
Actually, I'd like to think of myself (and Mr. Vilanch) not so much as one-liner types but rather more like raconteurs (look it up).
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#66
Posted: 5/6/05 at 5:32pm
"Hung like a horse will keep all size queens happy. Ha ha!" -Corine2
Would you be the same Corine who accused *me* of posting in poor taste most of the time? Yowzah. In my book, that statement alone win you the BWW Crassness Award. And that's sayin' something.
Would you be the same Corine who accused *me* of posting in poor taste most of the time? Yowzah. In my book, that statement alone win you the BWW Crassness Award. And that's sayin' something.
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#67
Posted: 5/6/05 at 5:34pm
And that's where I think the lack of art comes in. The ART is in being tacky, without being crass.
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#68
Posted: 5/6/05 at 6:14pm
And a real writer recognizes that.
Rest in peace, Iflitifloat.
#70
Posted: 5/7/05 at 8:40am
I am sorry if I offended anyone.
I thought it was funny.
But here we are with double standards.
If a woman says "Hung like a horse", it is crass.
If a man says it. It's funny.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
I thought it was funny.
But here we are with double standards.
If a woman says "Hung like a horse", it is crass.
If a man says it. It's funny.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
#71
Posted: 5/7/05 at 9:04am
While I think that that comment would come across as crass coming from almost anyone, I don't think it's so much a double standard as it is knowing what works coming from whom. For instance...I may make middle-aged woman jokes because that's what I am. But if the same comment is penned by a 25 year old man, I'm probably going to find it offensive...because it is not his comment to make. My in-laws are Jewish and use phrases and jokes that I will never utter because I am not Jewish and they don't come across the same coming from me. At the risk of beating a dead horse, one more example... Corine, you have been known to make "short" jokes at your own expense, which I have generally found to be cute and endearing. Were I, being quite tall, to make the same comments, they would, most likely, be perceived as patronizing or insulting.
I cringe hearing guy talk coming from women, woman-talk coming from guys, gay venacular coming from straights, ghetto-talk out of white suburban mouths... It's all about knowing the context. Can some people cross the boundaries and make it work? Absolutely. (For a fine example, see RobbieJ in Basketcase...tonight, The Duplex, 7 pm...) But you have to be VERY skilled with words, and most of us just aren't.
And thus ends Iflit's Saturday morning muse. Hope I didn't kill the thread.
***edited to remove a half dozen extraneous and irritating commas***
I cringe hearing guy talk coming from women, woman-talk coming from guys, gay venacular coming from straights, ghetto-talk out of white suburban mouths... It's all about knowing the context. Can some people cross the boundaries and make it work? Absolutely. (For a fine example, see RobbieJ in Basketcase...tonight, The Duplex, 7 pm...) But you have to be VERY skilled with words, and most of us just aren't.
And thus ends Iflit's Saturday morning muse. Hope I didn't kill the thread.
***edited to remove a half dozen extraneous and irritating commas***
Sueleen Gay: "Here you go, Bitch, now go make some fukcing lemonade." 10/28/10
Updated On: 5/7/05 at 09:04 AM
#72
Posted: 5/7/05 at 9:15am
Well said, Flit - so I'll help to make sure the thread doesn't die.
#73
Posted: 5/7/05 at 9:18am
this board has more damn drama than TNT
Updated On: 5/7/05 at 09:18 AM
#74
Posted: 5/7/05 at 9:20am
I am not ready for gray hair yet and I keep my hairdresser very busy ensuring there is none to be seen. However, on some people, particularly men, it looks wonderful. A few lines also quite distinguished on most people. It's all in the way you carry it.
#75
Posted: 5/7/05 at 9:24am
But Marquise, it's so boring when the mini-dramas go away...
Sueleen Gay: "Here you go, Bitch, now go make some fukcing lemonade." 10/28/10
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