Guard Your Umbrella!
#0Guard Your Umbrella!
Posted: 10/8/05 at 4:34pm
I just came back from Third. It was wonderful. A birthday gift from my Mom and someone stole my umbrella during intermission.
People are sick.
Sucks to be me.
Updated On: 10/8/05 at 04:34 PM
Dollypop
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
#1re: Guard Your Umbrella!
Posted: 10/8/05 at 4:40pmYou carried an umbrella? I thought women like you chose brooms.
#2re: Guard Your Umbrella!
Posted: 10/8/05 at 4:43pm
OMG! I came home with someone else's umbrella by accident!!! (sorry...)
Dollypop
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
#3re: Guard Your Umbrella!
Posted: 10/8/05 at 4:48pmKeep it. She's got so much money she can buy another one.
pndmnd
Broadway Star Joined: 4/3/04
#4re: Guard Your Umbrella!
Posted: 10/8/05 at 6:39pm
This is sort of on the same subject (well, umbrellas at least):
The first time I rode the el in Chicago by myself at night (I'd never ridden any public transportation in any city alone at night), it was raining and I ended up giving this guy my umbrella because I thought he'd mug me if I didn't. I (obviously) grew up in a small town!!
Anyway, I'm sorry your umbrella was stolen. Are you sure it didn't roll down through the seats? That happened to me once with a water bottle at a movie theatre. I hope it wasn't raining when you left!
#5re: Guard Your Umbrella!
Posted: 10/8/05 at 6:41pm
Umbrellas are completely useless in this weather anyway.
Mine broke, so I was covering myself with it the best I could, and some genius on the corner of 50th and 8th said, "You should open your umbrella!!" Ugh. I hate New York sometimes.
#6re: Guard Your Umbrella!
Posted: 10/8/05 at 7:42pmWhen I was on the phone with you, squealing, it was because Mabel and my umbrella literally flipped inside out and then snapped at Madison Square Garden. Jesus. I don't even know why I bothered buying one - I was just as soaked when I didn't have it!
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