Sorry, folks, day from H-E-Double Hockey Sticks here at work. The Elphapug, by the way, is mostly amused at this thread honoring his/her name, however, the Elphapug is also angry that you're giving him/her away as the prize.
As Xander's evil stepmommy I must object to this thread! Bway, I certainly hope you consulted the little darling before you allowed this. I guess I shouldn't be too upset, though. With the lot of you posting in this thread it'll be deleted in a few hours anyway.
Seriously, it's definitely me. But since this is technically about the dog, I suppose it's ok. By the way, I am finally seeing the end of the day from H*ll, so I can go walk the Elphapug now. he's probably left me the same gift he left for Zepka.
sends the cows in with a box of dog treats for the e-pug and nice comfy pillow for him to sleep on*
Attend the tale of Bovine Boy
His party threads we all enjoy
But does he have Mad Cow Disease?
He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!!
With cocoa!?!
And lemonade!?!
The heifer-mad poster of Broadway
(World)
Well, there will be some as soon as I'm unlazy enough to upload the shots I took of him in the dog run over the weekend. He basically looks the same, only haughtier.