HAPPY BIRTHDAY DANMAG, "The Real Housewife of BroadwayWorld"
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DANMAG, "The Real Housewife of BroadwayWorld"
#1HAPPY BIRTHDAY DANMAG, "The Real Housewife of BroadwayWorld"
Posted: 12/14/09 at 11:30pm
It is almost midnight and I wanted to be the first to wish our beloved Danmag a very HAPPY BIRTHDAY. This divine diva deserves our devotion and love! To my favorite @#$*-starting, trash talking,reality-tv watching, cocktail sipping, gossip-monger mother, I wish you every happiness on your birthday. May all the laughs and smiles you give me come back to you ten-fold. Love ya, lady. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Everyone give Danmag some love or some $@#*-that's up to you. :)
"The sexual energy between the mother and son really concerns me!"-random woman behind me at Next to Normal
"I want to meet him after and bang him!"-random woman who exposed her breasts at Rock of Ages, referring to James Carpinello
#2re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DANMAG, 'The Real Housewife of BroadwayWorld'
Posted: 12/14/09 at 11:34pm
I'll be opening up my glove compartment (and trunk) for party favors to celebrate with/imbibe at midnight!
Danmag is DA BOMB-DIGGITY! 
Super huge early HB, gorgeous.
P
P.S. Is she a Tamra or a Gretchen, though? Danmag strikes me as more a gold-digging coke whore than a loose and entitled c*nt, so I'm going with Gretchen.
Updated On: 12/14/09 at 11:34 PM
#2re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DANMAG, 'The Real Housewife of BroadwayWorld'
Posted: 12/14/09 at 11:34pm
I'll drink to that.
Congrats on the Eagles kicking my Giants' butt.
Happy Birthday!
#3re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DANMAG, 'The Real Housewife of BroadwayWorld'
Posted: 12/14/09 at 11:35pmHAPPY BIRTHDAY! I will have a glass of wine in your honor, love!
"If we don't live happily ever after at least we survive until the end of the week!" -Kermit the frog "I need the money... it costs a lot to look this cheap!" -Dolly P. "Oh please, Over at 'Gypsy' Patti LuPone hasn't even alienated her first daughter yet!" Mary Testa in "Xanadu" "...Like a drunk Chita Rivera!" Robin de Jesus in "In the Heights"
"B*tch, I don't know your life." -Xanadu After that if he still doesn't understand why you were uncomfortable and are now infuriated, kick him again but this time with Jazz Hands!!! -KillerTofu
blueroses
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/18/04
#4re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DANMAG, 'The Real Housewife of BroadwayWorld'
Posted: 12/14/09 at 11:43pm
Don't be tardy for the party!
Happy birthday, doll. XOXO
#5re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DANMAG, 'The Real Housewife of BroadwayWorld'
Posted: 12/14/09 at 11:45pm
Oh boy, this is gonna be one hell of a party.
Happy b-day, d-mag!
#8re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DANMAG, 'The Real Housewife of BroadwayWorld'
Posted: 12/15/09 at 12:03am
OK, it is officially now Danmag's birthday. I am going to shriek one of OC Vicki's "WOOHOO"s in Danmag's honor.
Pgenre, I dont know which housewife Danmag is closest to-maybe Kim Zolciak. Hmm....Ill have to ponder this.....
Stockard is already tardy for the party!!!!
"The sexual energy between the mother and son really concerns me!"-random woman behind me at Next to Normal
"I want to meet him after and bang him!"-random woman who exposed her breasts at Rock of Ages, referring to James Carpinello
#9re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DANMAG, 'The Real Housewife of BroadwayWorld'
Posted: 12/15/09 at 12:04am
We're all going to wind up drunk as a skunk singing various, incoherent verses to "The Ladies Who Lunch".
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZZZZZZZZZZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
#10re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DANMAG, 'The Real Housewife of BroadwayWorld'
Posted: 12/15/09 at 12:05am
Stock realized she ran out of box of wine and is brining boxes upon boxes all loaded on the back of a pick-up truck. When you hear Daughtry blaring, she has arrived.
Updated On: 12/15/09 at 12:05 AM
#11re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DANMAG, 'The Real Housewife of BroadwayWorld'
Posted: 12/15/09 at 12:19amHappy birthday to one of my favorite ladies!
#12re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DANMAG, 'The Real Housewife of BroadwayWorld'
Posted: 12/15/09 at 12:23amDaughtry will be jumping out of Danmag's cake if Stockard has her way!!!!!!
"The sexual energy between the mother and son really concerns me!"-random woman behind me at Next to Normal
"I want to meet him after and bang him!"-random woman who exposed her breasts at Rock of Ages, referring to James Carpinello
degrassifan
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/23/08
#13re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DANMAG, 'The Real Housewife of BroadwayWorld'
Posted: 12/15/09 at 12:39am
HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYYYY to one of the funniest people ever!!!!
#14re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DANMAG, 'The Real Housewife of BroadwayWorld'
Posted: 12/15/09 at 1:04amHappy Birthday! I hope this is a great year for you.
#15re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DANMAG, 'The Real Housewife of BroadwayWorld'
Posted: 12/15/09 at 1:05am
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SWEETNESS!!!
I'm going to build you a delicious birthday castle fort made of boxed wine that you can hide in to be alone in the peace and comfort of your own BWW-IEBAG-White Zin palace listening to the old recordings of your husband's band.
<3
Goshen doesn't do High-School-shows.
#16re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DANMAG, 'The Real Housewife of BroadwayWorld'
Posted: 12/15/09 at 5:40am
I'll drink to that!
Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
#17re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DANMAG, 'The Real Housewife of BroadwayWorld'
Posted: 12/15/09 at 6:31am
Happy 29th birthday, Danmag!
And, uh... I'll drink to that, too. In my own, seventeen-years-old way...
In my pants, she has burst like the music of angels, the light of the sun! --Marius Pantsmercy
#18re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DANMAG, 'The Real Housewife of BroadwayWorld'
Posted: 12/15/09 at 7:07am
Thank you all for the kind birthday wishes!!!
The bad news is that I am just three years younger than Susan Boyle.
The good news is my husband got us tickets to see The Understudy for my birthday! YAY!!!
"This show had the WORST magnets on Broadway!"
#19re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DANMAG, 'The Real Housewife of BroadwayWorld'
Posted: 12/15/09 at 7:34am
But the good news is that in a month I'll be FIVE years older than you!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
#20re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DANMAG, 'The Real Housewife of BroadwayWorld'
Posted: 12/15/09 at 7:49am
Happy Birthday, Danmag!!! Just got the invitation...
Art has a double face, of expression and illusion.
#21re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DANMAG, 'The Real Housewife of BroadwayWorld'
Posted: 12/15/09 at 8:09amHappy Birthday sweetie!!! Enjoy YOUR day. *mwah*
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#22re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DANMAG, 'The Real Housewife of BroadwayWorld'
Posted: 12/15/09 at 8:12am
AH! Happy birthday, beautiful! When supping your special birthday drinks, make sure you make us all proud!
#23re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DANMAG, 'The Real Housewife of BroadwayWorld'
Posted: 12/15/09 at 8:15amHappy Birthday!! Enjoy your day. By the way, Facebook misses you.
Hey Dottie!
Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany
#24re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DANMAG, 'The Real Housewife of BroadwayWorld'
Posted: 12/15/09 at 8:30amHappy birthday, sweetie!
"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
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Bluemoon
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/28/04
#25re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DANMAG, 'The Real Housewife of BroadwayWorld'
Posted: 12/15/09 at 8:44am
You gotta love a woman who keeps her Tiki Bar open year-round. Now, that's a woman who knows what's important in this world. Wishing you the happiest of birthdays!
#26re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DANMAG, 'The Real Housewife of BroadwayWorld'
Posted: 12/15/09 at 8:54am
The husband took the day off from work, the kids are at school and I have an actual BOTTLE of wine, rather than a box.
It's gonna be a good day! :)
"This show had the WORST magnets on Broadway!"
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