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HAPPY BIRTHDAY DANMAG, "The Real Housewife of BroadwayWorld"

Posted: 12/14/09 at 11:30pm

It is almost midnight and I wanted to be the first to wish our beloved Danmag a very HAPPY BIRTHDAY. This divine diva deserves our devotion and love! To my favorite @#$*-starting, trash talking,reality-tv watching, cocktail sipping, gossip-monger mother, I wish you every happiness on your birthday. May all the laughs and smiles you give me come back to you ten-fold. Love ya, lady. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Everyone give Danmag some love or some $@#*-that's up to you. :)
"The sexual energy between the mother and son really concerns me!"-random woman behind me at Next to Normal "I want to meet him after and bang him!"-random woman who exposed her breasts at Rock of Ages, referring to James Carpinello
#2

re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DANMAG, 'The Real Housewife of BroadwayWorld'

Posted: 12/14/09 at 11:34pm

I'll be opening up my glove compartment (and trunk) for party favors to celebrate with/imbibe at midnight!

Danmag is DA BOMB-DIGGITY! re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DANMAG, 'The Real Housewife of BroadwayWorld'

Super huge early HB, gorgeous.

P

P.S. Is she a Tamra or a Gretchen, though? Danmag strikes me as more a gold-digging coke whore than a loose and entitled c*nt, so I'm going with Gretchen. re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DANMAG, 'The Real Housewife of BroadwayWorld'

Updated On: 12/14/09 at 11:34 PM

#4

re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DANMAG, 'The Real Housewife of BroadwayWorld'

Posted: 12/14/09 at 11:35pm

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! I will have a glass of wine in your honor, love!

"If we don't live happily ever after at least we survive until the end of the week!" -Kermit the frog "I need the money... it costs a lot to look this cheap!" -Dolly P. "Oh please, Over at 'Gypsy' Patti LuPone hasn't even alienated her first daughter yet!" Mary Testa in "Xanadu" "...Like a drunk Chita Rivera!" Robin de Jesus in "In the Heights"

"B*tch, I don't know your life." -Xanadu After that if he still doesn't understand why you were uncomfortable and are now infuriated, kick him again but this time with Jazz Hands!!! -KillerTofu
#7

re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DANMAG, 'The Real Housewife of BroadwayWorld'

Posted: 12/15/09 at 12:03am

OK, it is officially now Danmag's birthday. I am going to shriek one of OC Vicki's "WOOHOO"s in Danmag's honor.

Pgenre, I dont know which housewife Danmag is closest to-maybe Kim Zolciak. Hmm....Ill have to ponder this.....

Stockard is already tardy for the party!!!!
"The sexual energy between the mother and son really concerns me!"-random woman behind me at Next to Normal "I want to meet him after and bang him!"-random woman who exposed her breasts at Rock of Ages, referring to James Carpinello
#11

re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DANMAG, 'The Real Housewife of BroadwayWorld'

Posted: 12/15/09 at 12:23am

Daughtry will be jumping out of Danmag's cake if Stockard has her way!!!!!!
"The sexual energy between the mother and son really concerns me!"-random woman behind me at Next to Normal "I want to meet him after and bang him!"-random woman who exposed her breasts at Rock of Ages, referring to James Carpinello
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re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DANMAG, 'The Real Housewife of BroadwayWorld'

Posted: 12/15/09 at 1:05am

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SWEETNESS!!!

I'm going to build you a delicious birthday castle fort made of boxed wine that you can hide in to be alone in the peace and comfort of your own BWW-IEBAG-White Zin palace listening to the old recordings of your husband's band.

<3
Goshen doesn't do High-School-shows.
#17

re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DANMAG, 'The Real Housewife of BroadwayWorld'

Posted: 12/15/09 at 7:07am

Thank you all for the kind birthday wishes!!!

The bad news is that I am just three years younger than Susan Boyle.

The good news is my husband got us tickets to see The Understudy for my birthday! YAY!!!
"This show had the WORST magnets on Broadway!"
#18

re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DANMAG, 'The Real Housewife of BroadwayWorld'

Posted: 12/15/09 at 7:34am

But the good news is that in a month I'll be FIVE years older than you!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

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