HAPPY BIRTHDAY DANMAG, "The Real Housewife of BroadwayWorld"
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DANMAG, "The Real Housewife of BroadwayWorld"
#1HAPPY BIRTHDAY DANMAG, "The Real Housewife of BroadwayWorld"
Posted: 12/14/09 at 11:30pm
It is almost midnight and I wanted to be the first to wish our beloved Danmag a very HAPPY BIRTHDAY. This divine diva deserves our devotion and love! To my favorite @#$*-starting, trash talking,reality-tv watching, cocktail sipping, gossip-monger mother, I wish you every happiness on your birthday. May all the laughs and smiles you give me come back to you ten-fold. Love ya, lady. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Everyone give Danmag some love or some $@#*-that's up to you. :)
#2re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DANMAG, 'The Real Housewife of BroadwayWorld'
Posted: 12/14/09 at 11:34pm
I'll be opening up my glove compartment (and trunk) for party favors to celebrate with/imbibe at midnight!
Danmag is DA BOMB-DIGGITY! 
Super huge early HB, gorgeous.
P
P.S. Is she a Tamra or a Gretchen, though? Danmag strikes me as more a gold-digging coke whore than a loose and entitled c*nt, so I'm going with Gretchen.
Updated On: 12/14/09 at 11:34 PM
#2re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DANMAG, 'The Real Housewife of BroadwayWorld'
Posted: 12/14/09 at 11:34pm
I'll drink to that.
Congrats on the Eagles kicking my Giants' butt.
Happy Birthday!
#3re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DANMAG, 'The Real Housewife of BroadwayWorld'
Posted: 12/14/09 at 11:35pmHAPPY BIRTHDAY! I will have a glass of wine in your honor, love!
"If we don't live happily ever after at least we survive until the end of the week!" -Kermit the frog "I need the money... it costs a lot to look this cheap!" -Dolly P. "Oh please, Over at 'Gypsy' Patti LuPone hasn't even alienated her first daughter yet!" Mary Testa in "Xanadu" "...Like a drunk Chita Rivera!" Robin de Jesus in "In the Heights"
"B*tch, I don't know your life." -Xanadu After that if he still doesn't understand why you were uncomfortable and are now infuriated, kick him again but this time with Jazz Hands!!! -KillerTofu
blueroses
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/18/04
#4re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DANMAG, 'The Real Housewife of BroadwayWorld'
Posted: 12/14/09 at 11:43pm
Don't be tardy for the party!
Happy birthday, doll. XOXO
#5re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DANMAG, 'The Real Housewife of BroadwayWorld'
Posted: 12/14/09 at 11:45pm
Oh boy, this is gonna be one hell of a party.
Happy b-day, d-mag!
#8re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DANMAG, 'The Real Housewife of BroadwayWorld'
Posted: 12/15/09 at 12:03am
OK, it is officially now Danmag's birthday. I am going to shriek one of OC Vicki's "WOOHOO"s in Danmag's honor.
Pgenre, I dont know which housewife Danmag is closest to-maybe Kim Zolciak. Hmm....Ill have to ponder this.....
Stockard is already tardy for the party!!!!
#9re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DANMAG, 'The Real Housewife of BroadwayWorld'
Posted: 12/15/09 at 12:04am
We're all going to wind up drunk as a skunk singing various, incoherent verses to "The Ladies Who Lunch".
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZZZZZZZZZZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
#10re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DANMAG, 'The Real Housewife of BroadwayWorld'
Posted: 12/15/09 at 12:05am
Stock realized she ran out of box of wine and is brining boxes upon boxes all loaded on the back of a pick-up truck. When you hear Daughtry blaring, she has arrived.
Updated On: 12/15/09 at 12:05 AM
#11re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DANMAG, 'The Real Housewife of BroadwayWorld'
Posted: 12/15/09 at 12:19amHappy birthday to one of my favorite ladies!
#12re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DANMAG, 'The Real Housewife of BroadwayWorld'
Posted: 12/15/09 at 12:23amDaughtry will be jumping out of Danmag's cake if Stockard has her way!!!!!!
degrassifan
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/23/08
#13re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DANMAG, 'The Real Housewife of BroadwayWorld'
Posted: 12/15/09 at 12:39am
HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYYYY to one of the funniest people ever!!!!
#14re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DANMAG, 'The Real Housewife of BroadwayWorld'
Posted: 12/15/09 at 1:04amHappy Birthday! I hope this is a great year for you.
#15re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DANMAG, 'The Real Housewife of BroadwayWorld'
Posted: 12/15/09 at 1:05am
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SWEETNESS!!!
I'm going to build you a delicious birthday castle fort made of boxed wine that you can hide in to be alone in the peace and comfort of your own BWW-IEBAG-White Zin palace listening to the old recordings of your husband's band.
<3
#16re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DANMAG, 'The Real Housewife of BroadwayWorld'
Posted: 12/15/09 at 5:40am
I'll drink to that!
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
#17re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DANMAG, 'The Real Housewife of BroadwayWorld'
Posted: 12/15/09 at 6:31am
Happy 29th birthday, Danmag!
And, uh... I'll drink to that, too. In my own, seventeen-years-old way...
#18re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DANMAG, 'The Real Housewife of BroadwayWorld'
Posted: 12/15/09 at 7:07am
Thank you all for the kind birthday wishes!!!
The bad news is that I am just three years younger than Susan Boyle.
The good news is my husband got us tickets to see The Understudy for my birthday! YAY!!!
#19re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DANMAG, 'The Real Housewife of BroadwayWorld'
Posted: 12/15/09 at 7:34am
But the good news is that in a month I'll be FIVE years older than you!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
#20re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DANMAG, 'The Real Housewife of BroadwayWorld'
Posted: 12/15/09 at 7:49am
Happy Birthday, Danmag!!! Just got the invitation...
#21re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DANMAG, 'The Real Housewife of BroadwayWorld'
Posted: 12/15/09 at 8:09amHappy Birthday sweetie!!! Enjoy YOUR day. *mwah*
#22re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DANMAG, 'The Real Housewife of BroadwayWorld'
Posted: 12/15/09 at 8:12am
AH! Happy birthday, beautiful! When supping your special birthday drinks, make sure you make us all proud!
#23re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DANMAG, 'The Real Housewife of BroadwayWorld'
Posted: 12/15/09 at 8:15amHappy Birthday!! Enjoy your day. By the way, Facebook misses you.
#24re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DANMAG, 'The Real Housewife of BroadwayWorld'
Posted: 12/15/09 at 8:30amHappy birthday, sweetie!
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Bluemoon
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/28/04
#25re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DANMAG, 'The Real Housewife of BroadwayWorld'
Posted: 12/15/09 at 8:44am
You gotta love a woman who keeps her Tiki Bar open year-round. Now, that's a woman who knows what's important in this world. Wishing you the happiest of birthdays!
#26re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DANMAG, 'The Real Housewife of BroadwayWorld'
Posted: 12/15/09 at 8:54am
The husband took the day off from work, the kids are at school and I have an actual BOTTLE of wine, rather than a box.
It's gonna be a good day! :)
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