HELP! My boyfriend is a REPUBLICAN!

#1

HELP! My boyfriend is a REPUBLICAN!

Posted: 3/7/05 at 3:12am

Oh the horror! I have fallen for a Bushie!!!! HELP!!!!



Seriously? The debating makes for excellent foreplay!

And, now, the TMI section of this discussion is concluded.

So, tell me: have you ever dated or fallen for someone who sits across the aisle from you?

And did watching the 2 hour F9/11 take 4 hours for the two of you? And you still didn't finish it before...

Sorry. No more TMI!!!!

Discuss!

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#2

re: HELP! My boyfriend is a REPUBLICAN!

Posted: 3/7/05 at 3:38am

I am just happy you are getting some.

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#3

re: HELP! My boyfriend is a REPUBLICAN!

Posted: 3/7/05 at 7:05am

The horror of it all! Jerby got Bush-wacked!

#4

re: help! my boyfriend is a republican!

Posted: 3/7/05 at 7:31am

glad to hear you've come to your senses, jrb, and have embraced the right...literally!

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#5

re: help! my boyfriend is a republican!

Posted: 3/7/05 at 7:39am

If he's anything like the guys in the White House, apparently he's into water sports.

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#6

re: help! my boyfriend is a republican!

Posted: 3/7/05 at 9:07am

I love swimming!

#7

re: help! my boyfriend is a republican!

Posted: 3/7/05 at 9:25am

Jerby, you're hoping you can make him uh, come to his senses?

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#8

re: help! my boyfriend is a republican!

Posted: 3/7/05 at 10:28am

Listen to the album "Infinite Joy." I think Bill Finn's song, "Republican" will tell you all you need to know.

#9

re: help! my boyfriend is a republican!

Posted: 3/7/05 at 10:44am

mazel tov

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#10

re: help! my boyfriend is a republican!

Posted: 3/7/05 at 10:50am

DO NOT SLEEP WITH HIM.

"Gay Republicans" deserve none of the rights or benefits that liberals have worked to secure over the years.

Really.

#11

re: help! my boyfriend is a republican!

Posted: 3/7/05 at 10:52am

That's why I only blow straight Republicans. And only then if they're too big to throw back.

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#12

re: help! my boyfriend is a republican!

Posted: 3/7/05 at 10:53am

You are a self professed size queen. You're nothing if not consistent.

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#13

re: help! my boyfriend is a republican!

Posted: 3/7/05 at 10:54am

Crap.

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#14

re: help! my boyfriend is a republican!

Posted: 3/7/05 at 11:08am

gay republicans? I thought that was a myth... like premature ejaculation...

#15

re: help! my boyfriend is a republican!

Posted: 3/7/05 at 11:10am

...or Compassionate Conservative

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#16

re: help! my boyfriend is a republican!

Posted: 3/7/05 at 11:15am

What? You mean my ex-boyfriend What's His Name wasn't real? Darn...

Not really boyfriend, but we slept around. He was a gay Republican. Had a HUGE poster of Dubwa on his bedroom wall, right above the bed.

#17

re: help! my boyfriend is a republican!

Posted: 3/7/05 at 11:19am

Well jrb, I guess it all depends on the KIND of republican he is. As we all know, there are some who are intelligent, sane and hot (hello papa). My guess is, if you're dating a republican, then he fits those criteria too.

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#18

re: help! my boyfriend is a republican!

Posted: 3/7/05 at 11:21am

Ain't nothin' like a little grudge f*ckin'!

Don't let him pull any of that "Gannon/Guckert: I only top, so it's not Gay" attitude.

#19

re: help! my boyfriend is a republican!

Posted: 3/7/05 at 11:23am

Toppin' is as gay as bottomin'.

#20

re: help! my boyfriend is a republican!

Posted: 3/7/05 at 11:28am

DEFINITELY bottom for him if he has plenty of money and will "give" you a luxury car for your troubles. Just remember to shout "no take-backs!" when you get it. So many people forget this important step and end up heartbroken and searching for the jobs that we call blow.

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#21

re: help! my boyfriend is a republican!

Posted: 3/7/05 at 11:29am

What? Didn't I tell you to refrain from rude comments?

#22

re: help! my boyfriend is a republican!

Posted: 3/7/05 at 11:32am

And you expect that to stop any of us?

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#23

re: help! my boyfriend is a republican!

Posted: 3/7/05 at 11:33am

Poppy, you're not the one being a consistant ass.

#24

re: help! my boyfriend is a republican!

Posted: 3/7/05 at 11:52am

Now, now, let's steer this thread back to what it's all about: Gay Republicans.

#25

re: help! my boyfriend is a republican!

Posted: 3/7/05 at 12:07pm

I find it slightly disturbing that he has a picture of Dubya in his bedroom...and a big one at that...that scares me!