Happy B-day Charlton Heston

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Happy B-day Charlton Heston

Posted: 10/4/06 at 2:09pm

He turns 82 today.

Happy Birthday you damn dirty geezer!

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#2

re: Happy B-day Charlton Heston

Posted: 10/4/06 at 2:15pm

Oh that's really very nice.

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#3

re: Happy B-day Charlton Heston

Posted: 10/4/06 at 2:16pm

Because - Moses supposes his toeses are roses!

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Updated On: 10/4/06 at 02:16 PM

#4

re: Happy B-day Charlton Heston

Posted: 10/4/06 at 2:20pm

That fellow in the picture hasn't been Charlton Heston for some time now. I think that vile old coot who used to be Charlton Heston disappeared in an alzheimer's forest quite a while ago.

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#5

re: Happy B-day Charlton Heston

Posted: 10/4/06 at 2:25pm

happy birthday, you gun-toting son of a bitch!!!!

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#6

re: Happy B-day Charlton Heston

Posted: 10/4/06 at 2:32pm

I think Mamie's right--that toupee adhesive has seeped into his brain.

#7

re: Happy B-day Charlton Heston

Posted: 10/4/06 at 2:38pm

Doodle, didn't you hear? Moses supposes erroneously!

#8

re: Happy B-day Charlton Heston

Posted: 10/4/06 at 2:39pm

happy birthday, you gun-toting son of a bitch!!!!

And homo-hating. Don't forget homo-hating.

#9

re: Happy B-day Charlton Heston

Posted: 10/4/06 at 2:43pm

oh, thank you!!!

happy birthday, you gun-toting, homo-hating son of a bitch.

we love ya!!!

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#10

re: Happy B-day Charlton Heston

Posted: 10/4/06 at 2:51pm

I suppose that an 82 gun salute is in order.

#11

re: Happy B-day Charlton Heston

Posted: 10/4/06 at 2:58pm

"Because - Moses supposes his toeses are roses!"

Maybe so but lest we forget that "Moses supposes erroneously"

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#12

re: Happy B-day Charlton Heston

Posted: 10/4/06 at 3:51pm

Pardon me, is this the Chuck Heston love thread???

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#13

re: Happy B-day Charlton Heston

Posted: 10/4/06 at 3:52pm

It's the closest we're gonna get around here.

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#14

re: Happy B-day Charlton Heston

Posted: 10/4/06 at 3:53pm

Good, because I always loved to hate that pr&^k!

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#15

re: Happy B-day Charlton Heston

Posted: 10/4/06 at 3:54pm

You've come to the right place!

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#16

re: Happy B-day Charlton Heston

Posted: 10/4/06 at 3:57pm

The monkeys should have taken care of him back in 1968 as soon as they found out that he could talk.

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#17

re: Happy B-day Charlton Heston

Posted: 10/4/06 at 3:58pm

That was a movie, dear.

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re: Happy B-day Charlton Heston

Posted: 10/4/06 at 4:03pm

Damn!!!

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re: Happy B-day Charlton Heston

Posted: 10/4/06 at 4:15pm

Are you sure? It seemed so real and would have been a great opportunity to shut him up.

You bubble burster you.

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#20

happy b-day charlton heston

Posted: 10/4/06 at 4:26pm

Speaking of Cheney; where is that lying sack of sh*t been anyway?

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#21

happy b-day charlton heston

Posted: 10/4/06 at 4:27pm

Don't threadjack. This is the Heston Haters Club. You'll have to start another one for Cheney. See ya there!

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#22

happy b-day charlton heston

Posted: 10/4/06 at 4:29pm

what a jerk.......I spit on him, patooey......Roma curse on him!

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happy b-day charlton heston

Posted: 10/4/06 at 4:38pm

Sorry, Rath, I would never take away from someone as deserving of this thread, as Charleton is.

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#24

happy b-day charlton heston

Posted: 10/4/06 at 8:29pm

Amazing that someone who marched for civil rights at a time when his career could have been adversely affected is now the subject of such hate.

What a shock ( not ).He is dying & people here are doing a jig. What goes around comes around

Start throwing the brickbats

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