Happy B-day Charlton Heston
Happy B-day Charlton Heston
#0Happy B-day Charlton Heston
Posted: 10/4/06 at 2:09pm
He turns 82 today.
Happy Birthday you damn dirty geezer!
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#1re: Happy B-day Charlton Heston
Posted: 10/4/06 at 2:15pmOh that's really very nice.
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#2re: Happy B-day Charlton Heston
Posted: 10/4/06 at 2:16pm
Because - Moses supposes his toeses are roses!
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Updated On: 10/4/06 at 02:16 PM
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#3re: Happy B-day Charlton Heston
Posted: 10/4/06 at 2:20pmThat fellow in the picture hasn't been Charlton Heston for some time now. I think that vile old coot who used to be Charlton Heston disappeared in an alzheimer's forest quite a while ago.
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#4re: Happy B-day Charlton Heston
Posted: 10/4/06 at 2:25pmhappy birthday, you gun-toting son of a bitch!!!!
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#5re: Happy B-day Charlton Heston
Posted: 10/4/06 at 2:32pmI think Mamie's right--that toupee adhesive has seeped into his brain.
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#6re: Happy B-day Charlton Heston
Posted: 10/4/06 at 2:38pmDoodle, didn't you hear? Moses supposes erroneously!
#7re: Happy B-day Charlton Heston
Posted: 10/4/06 at 2:39pm
happy birthday, you gun-toting son of a bitch!!!!
And homo-hating. Don't forget homo-hating.
#8re: Happy B-day Charlton Heston
Posted: 10/4/06 at 2:43pm
oh, thank you!!!
happy birthday, you gun-toting, homo-hating son of a bitch.
we love ya!!!
"I'm an American, Damnit!!! And if it's three things I don't believe in, it's quitting and math."
#9re: Happy B-day Charlton Heston
Posted: 10/4/06 at 2:51pmI suppose that an 82 gun salute is in order.
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#10re: Happy B-day Charlton Heston
Posted: 10/4/06 at 2:58pm
"Because - Moses supposes his toeses are roses!"
Maybe so but lest we forget that "Moses supposes erroneously"
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#11re: Happy B-day Charlton Heston
Posted: 10/4/06 at 3:51pmPardon me, is this the Chuck Heston love thread???
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#12re: Happy B-day Charlton Heston
Posted: 10/4/06 at 3:52pmIt's the closest we're gonna get around here.
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#13re: Happy B-day Charlton Heston
Posted: 10/4/06 at 3:53pmGood, because I always loved to hate that pr&^k!
"He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion."
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#14re: Happy B-day Charlton Heston
Posted: 10/4/06 at 3:54pmYou've come to the right place!
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#15re: Happy B-day Charlton Heston
Posted: 10/4/06 at 3:57pmThe monkeys should have taken care of him back in 1968 as soon as they found out that he could talk.
"He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion."
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#16re: Happy B-day Charlton Heston
Posted: 10/4/06 at 3:58pmThat was a movie, dear.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#17re: Happy B-day Charlton Heston
Posted: 10/4/06 at 4:03pmDamn!!!
"He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion."
-- Author Unknown
#18re: Happy B-day Charlton Heston
Posted: 10/4/06 at 4:15pm
Are you sure? It seemed so real and would have been a great opportunity to shut him up.
You bubble burster you.
"He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion."
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#19happy b-day charlton heston
Posted: 10/4/06 at 4:26pmSpeaking of Cheney; where is that lying sack of sh*t been anyway?
Hey Dottie!
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#20happy b-day charlton heston
Posted: 10/4/06 at 4:27pmDon't threadjack. This is the Heston Haters Club. You'll have to start another one for Cheney. See ya there!
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#21happy b-day charlton heston
Posted: 10/4/06 at 4:29pmwhat a jerk.......I spit on him, patooey......Roma curse on him!
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#22happy b-day charlton heston
Posted: 10/4/06 at 4:38pmSorry, Rath, I would never take away from someone as deserving of this thread, as Charleton is.
Hey Dottie!
Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany
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#23happy b-day charlton heston
Posted: 10/4/06 at 8:29pm
Amazing that someone who marched for civil rights at a time when his career could have been adversely affected is now the subject of such hate.
What a shock ( not ).He is dying & people here are doing a jig. What goes around comes around
Start throwing the brickbats
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