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Happy Birthday Bette!

It's Bette Midler's Birthday today.
I just want to say, Happy Birthday from one broad to another.

Happy Birthday Bette!
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re: Happy Birthday Bette!

Happy Birthday, Bette - thanks for the mammaries!
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re: Happy Birthday Bette!

I was in bed last night with my boyfriend Ernie, and he said to me "Soph, you got no tits and a tight box". I said to him "Ernie... get off my back."

"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS

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re: Happy Birthday Bette!

My birthday wish for her is that someone sends her a decent script.
"It does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are 20 gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg." -- Thomas Jefferson

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