In French the other day, we were talking about all the toys of our childhood, like Lite Brites, and Easy Bake Ovens, and Lincoln Logs, and all that stuff, and I got really depressed. I miss it all so much, and it's really sad to think that today's kids have to play with dumb things, like Bratz dolls.
"Blow out the candles, Robert, and make a wish. Want something. Want something."
Wishes come true, not free.