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#1

Happy Birthday, GovSlaton!

I haven't seen him around much lately, but in case he's too busy, I wish him a Happy B-Day! Much love, darling!
Real men are tenors.
#2

re: Happy Birthday, GovSlaton!

Hey! HAPPY BIRTHDAY LOVE!
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#3

re: Happy Birthday, GovSlaton!

Here's to Gov...The only Gay kid I know who can get away with kissing 5 girls on the same night just for fun.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
David walked into the valley With a stone clutched in his hand He was only a boy But he knew someone must take a stand There will always be a valley Always mountains one must scale There will always be perilous waters Which someone must sail -Into the Fire Scarlet Pimpernel
#5

re: Happy Birthday, GovSlaton!

re: Happy Birthday, GovSlaton!

When was this and why wasn't I one of them, jacob?

Slaton, a little birthday image, one that's clean enough to post. And my offer to adopt you still stands. re: Happy Birthday, GovSlaton!

#6

re: Happy Birthday, GovSlaton!

Insomniak, I cannot allow you to take my fiance away.
Real men are tenors.
#7

re: Happy Birthday, GovSlaton!

We discussed it on the Truth or Dare thread a while ago.
David walked into the valley With a stone clutched in his hand He was only a boy But he knew someone must take a stand There will always be a valley Always mountains one must scale There will always be perilous waters Which someone must sail -Into the Fire Scarlet Pimpernel
#9

re: Happy Birthday, GovSlaton!

It's ok, Monksey, I'm only a horrible bitchy mother-in-law to girls who are ghetto west coasters and-

oh. Yeah. That's you.

Welcome to HELL, dearie.
#12

re: Happy Birthday, GovSlaton!

I don't need to fight your spork army. I wanna see how well you can put up a fight. re: Happy Birthday, GovSlaton!
Real men are tenors.
#13

re: Happy Birthday, GovSlaton!

Well, if you insist upon dying painfully.

*revves up chainsaw*

(this has to be the record for quickest threadjack)
#14

re: Happy Birthday, GovSlaton!

Ooooh- right.

Um...Gov is awesome.

*hops in bulldozer, ready for some fun with Nia*
Real men are tenors.
#15

re: Happy Birthday, GovSlaton!

*whips out H-bomb*

Clear the thread, it's gonna blow. Either I shall obliterate Monkey or she shall kill me and probably blow anyway... it is gov's birthday. re: Happy Birthday, GovSlaton!
#16

re: Happy Birthday, GovSlaton!

Oh, damn. Forgot my gun. Oh, well. A metal bat will have to do. *sigh* Blast my absent-mindedness.
Real men are tenors.
#18

re: Happy Birthday, GovSlaton!

I realise I'm behind on weapons. I really need to start carrying this stuff around with me.
Real men are tenors.
#19

re: Happy Birthday, GovSlaton!

You won't be able to carry anything at all much longer.

*drums fingers on the remote control of the H-bomb*

Say you'll treat my Slatey with respect and I might let you off the hook.
#20

re: Happy Birthday, GovSlaton!

Oh, I do. I respect him almost as much as I respect you, Miss Nia- did I mention how lovely you look today?
Real men are tenors.
#21

re: Happy Birthday, GovSlaton!

You Cali girls show respect in funny ways... bulldozers are considered, you know, threatening, here in Ohio.
#22

re: Happy Birthday, GovSlaton!

Oh, here their a symbol of love and devotion. Our crazy ways must seem odd to you smart, beautiful Ohio people.
Real men are tenors.
#23

re: Happy Birthday, GovSlaton!

GIRLS-At least put one line about Gov in your posts.

We love you Gov
David walked into the valley With a stone clutched in his hand He was only a boy But he knew someone must take a stand There will always be a valley Always mountains one must scale There will always be perilous waters Which someone must sail -Into the Fire Scarlet Pimpernel
#24

re: Happy Birthday, GovSlaton!

Well, I certainly didn't expect this. Thank you all very much.
I haven't been around lately because I've been very VERY busy, and it's not getting much better for a few weeks. But I'll try to fit as much time as I can here! re: Happy Birthday, GovSlaton!
#25

re: Happy Birthday, GovSlaton!

LOL. Sorry, but you know, fighting for Gov's devotion is very distracting.
Real men are tenors.

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