I really feel unworldy now. What are "jimmy legs"? (And do I REALLY want to know?)
As far as Festivus complaints, I'm sick of:
Sitcoms featuring middle-aged men whom we're supposed to find adorable because they act like they're still in high school. ("The King of Queens", "Yes, Dear", "Still Standing", "Two and a Half Men", reruns of "Everybody Loves Raymond", and on, and on. Usually these same men are beefy and/or balding and/or otherwise unattractive, yet they somehow managed to bag gorgeous wives/girlfriends.)
"Brokeback Mountain" backlash (from the left and right wing)
Milk-moustache ads. (Is there ANYONE who refuses to pose for those disgusting, undignified things?!)
Lever 2000 soap commercials, "for your 2000 parts." These generally feature a seminaked couple rolling their naked baby across the floor and poking at it with Q-tips while a sickening-voiced narrator goes on about our "2000 parts" that need washing. One magazine ad features said baby SUCKING ON AN ADULT'S TOES! Doesn't that violate some health code or something?
I ask in all honesty/What would life be?/Without a song and a dance, what are we?/So I say "Thank you for the music/For giving it to me."