Happy Graduation, Sinners!
Happy Graduation, Sinners!
Borstalboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/9/04
#1Happy Graduation, Sinners!
Posted: 5/2/10 at 4:42pm
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.”
~ Muhammad Ali
#2Happy Graduation, Sinners!
Posted: 5/2/10 at 4:50pmTHEY'RE ALL GONNA LAUGH AT YOU!
"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2
TheatreFan4
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/12/09
#3Happy Graduation, Sinners!
Posted: 5/2/10 at 5:07pm
A godgasm. I would have been so pissed off it that were my Graduation Ceremony!
Those Blocked: SueStorm. N2N Nate. Good riddence to stupid! Rad-Z, shill begone!
TheatreFan4
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/12/09
TheatreFan4
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/12/09
#5Happy Graduation, Sinners!
Posted: 5/2/10 at 5:17pm
That user has some hilarious videos.
A man sits in his recliner for 8 months wearing only a blanket in hopes that god would heal his leg.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBNeTA8UGUY&feature=fvw
#6Happy Graduation, Sinners!
Posted: 5/2/10 at 5:35pm
The most amusing thing is the man behind her who seems completely bored and starts flipping through his program.
After she faints, the same man shows no concern at all, and moves directly into the recessional.
#7Happy Graduation, Sinners!
Posted: 5/2/10 at 6:03pmOh lordy, it looks like they could have used some pigs blood. Maybe God was cleansing her of her sins, kinda like an exorcism?
winston89
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/18/06
#8Happy Graduation, Sinners!
Posted: 5/2/10 at 7:41pmWhat's even scarier is that this is a college that has no religious affiliations whatsoever. I guess I could maybe understand it if it were a Catholic college or something of that nature. But, it isn't.
"If you try to shag my husband while I am still alive, I will shove the art of motorcycle maintenance up your rancid little Cu**. That's a good dear"
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StockardFan
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/19/08
StockardFan
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/19/08
#10Happy Graduation, Sinners!
Posted: 5/2/10 at 7:47pmOK. The recliner guy. I'm speechless.
KFTC!!!!!
#11Happy Graduation, Sinners!
Posted: 5/2/10 at 8:01pm
I guess I could maybe understand it if it were a Catholic college or something of that nature. But, it isn't.
Having attended a Catholic College, in fact, the most Catholic of them all (the University of Notre Dame), I can assure you it's not like this. This sort of thing occurs at the fundamentalist Christian colleges.
#12Happy Graduation, Sinners!
Posted: 5/2/10 at 8:02pmYes, that was in no way a Catholic Benediction.
Those Blocked: SueStorm. N2N Nate. Good riddence to stupid! Rad-Z, shill begone!
#13Happy Graduation, Sinners!
Posted: 5/2/10 at 8:08pmI like how when she says the part about "worshiping the intellectual mind" the guy behind her cocks his head as if to say, "Wha-huh?"
And no one grew into anything new, we just became the worst of what we were."
winston89
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/18/06
#14Happy Graduation, Sinners!
Posted: 5/2/10 at 8:28pmSorry, wrong word choice on my part. I meant to say that it was in no way a religious college.
"If you try to shag my husband while I am still alive, I will shove the art of motorcycle maintenance up your rancid little Cu**. That's a good dear"
Tom Stoppard's Rock N Roll
Roscoe
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
#15Happy Graduation, Sinners!
Posted: 5/2/10 at 8:32pmWho'd want to be believe in a God who makes you behave like such a boob?
"If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers." Thomas Pynchon, GRAVITY'S RAINBOW
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Phyllis Rogers Stone
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/16/07
#16Happy Graduation, Sinners!
Posted: 5/2/10 at 8:55pmHoly crap, that was surreal. The thing is, it was a benedicition, so of course she was gonna talk all about Yahweh, his half alien son and the poltergeist they hang with.
Q
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/3/05
#17Happy Graduation, Sinners!
Posted: 5/2/10 at 9:17pm
"Forgive us, Lord, for worshiping the intellectual mind."
That pretty much covers it, I think.
And not for nothing, this was in Texas . . .
winston89
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/18/06
#18Happy Graduation, Sinners!
Posted: 5/3/10 at 12:05amIn all seriousness the first thought that I had after watching the video, religious orgasm and all was "I'll have what she's having."
"If you try to shag my husband while I am still alive, I will shove the art of motorcycle maintenance up your rancid little Cu**. That's a good dear"
Tom Stoppard's Rock N Roll
StockardFan
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/19/08
#20Happy Graduation, Sinners!
Posted: 5/3/10 at 12:27am
"The most amusing thing is the man behind her who seems completely bored and starts flipping through his program.
After she faints, the same man shows no concern at all, and moves directly into the recessional. "
lol- me too. and i am a christian. i didn't hear any "amen's" from the fellow students either or a gush of emotion when she convulsed. strange.
"it's a dirty little war"
StockardFan
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/19/08
#21Happy Graduation, Sinners!
Posted: 5/3/10 at 8:14amThe guy just calmly says "can someone call an ambulance" and goes on. Too funny.
KFTC!!!!!
morosco
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/10/04
#22Happy Graduation, Sinners!
Posted: 5/3/10 at 9:06am
The guy just calmly says "can someone call an ambulance" and goes on. Too funny.
He's like, "Yeah, whatever. Moving on."
#23Happy Graduation, Sinners!
Posted: 5/3/10 at 10:14amBeing from Texas myself, it is precisely this sort of thing that kept me from attending my own college graduation. Rather than have to wear those stupid clothes during some of the hottest and most humid weather of the country listening to idiotic speeches and watching a bunch of people I don't know walk slowly across a platform, I had a 12-hour party with friends and family. There was no benediction at my party. Food, booze and music until 3 am.
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
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