Happy Secretaries Day, SueleenGay

[RobbO]

Happy Secretaries Day, SueleenGay#1

Posted: 4/25/07 at 8:27am

enjoy big guy. you deserve it!

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[Calvin]

re: Happy Secretaries Day, SueleenGay#2

Posted: 4/25/07 at 11:07am

It's Administrative Professionals Day, you caveman.

[RobbO]

re: Happy Secretaries Day, SueleenGay#2

Posted: 4/25/07 at 11:08am

can i still call 'em colored, though?

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[Dark_Angel]

re: Happy Secretaries Day, SueleenGay#3

Posted: 4/25/07 at 11:18am

A secretary is not a toy!
No my boy, not a toy!

[SueleenGay]

re: Happy Secretaries Day, SueleenGay#4

Posted: 4/25/07 at 11:28am

Thanks, RobbO. You are sweet to remember. I prefer Secretary to Administrative Professional. Who ever heard of a Administrative Professional of State? Administrative Professional of the Interior?

Actually, besides having a single rose placed on all the girls desks this morning our boss, Mr. Hart, who is usually a chauvinistic pig, is taking us all to Bubba Gump's Shrimps Factory. It is rather awkward as it is the only day he feels he HAS to speak to us so the conversation is rather strained at first, but after his second Pina Colada he loosens up a bit and it becomes a game to see which one of the girls he will hit on first. He knows I am a big old dyke so he keeps his hands off of me, thank the lord, but poor Doralee usually has to hit him off with a stick! She is out today with a bladder infection so my money is on that new girl, Judy.

I'll let you know how it goes and thanks for the well wishes. SH*T, I just broke a nail!

PEACE.

[Borstalboy]

re: Happy Secretaries Day, SueleenGay#5

Posted: 4/25/07 at 11:29am

Sueleen without an avatar is like a day without sunshine...what is going on, dear?

"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.” ~ Muhammad Ali

[RobbO]

re: Happy Secretaries Day, SueleenGay#6

Posted: 4/25/07 at 11:33am

ABC cancelled her avatar, just like it cancelled rosie's contract!

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[brdlwyr]

re: Happy Secretaries Day, SueleenGay#7

Posted: 4/25/07 at 12:16pm

I am ordering food for the staff, that is all they deserve. I got hit up for a payroll advance by the mouse secretary today.

[doodlenyc]

re: Happy Secretaries Day, SueleenGay#8

Posted: 4/25/07 at 12:18pm

you work with mice?

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[DBillyP]

re: Happy Secretaries Day, SueleenGay#9

Posted: 4/25/07 at 12:33pm

Both of my bosses are out of the office today ... is that their gift to me?!?

"I am open, and I am willing, For to be hopeless would seem so strange. It dishonors those who go before us, So lift me up to the light of change." Holly Near

[RobbO]

re: Happy Secretaries Day, SueleenGay#10

Posted: 4/25/07 at 2:01pm

brd, i'm surprised you allow your secretaries to speak to you!

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[cheezedoodle]

re: Happy Secretaries Day, SueleenGay#11

Posted: 4/25/07 at 2:29pm

The trip to Bubba Gumps...

"Oh Link...your pork is ready..." - Edna Turnblad

[brdlwyr]

re: Happy Secretaries Day, SueleenGay#12

Posted: 4/25/07 at 2:39pm

Sue looks so purty in her dress!

[RobbO]

re: Happy Secretaries Day, SueleenGay#13

Posted: 4/25/07 at 2:40pm

sllly. sueleen is in the back. he's the one with the strong jaw! hawt!

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[SueleenGay]

re: Happy Secretaries Day, SueleenGay#14

Posted: 4/25/07 at 4:24pm

I made it back to the office in one piece, which is more than I can say for Margaret, the office lush, who after her fifth Bubalini Martini was under the table reenacting her 4th birthday when her parents spent her whole party screaming at each other and poor little Maggie was singing Over the Rainbow with her fingers in her ears to drown out the sound... I tried to convince her to just take the rest of the day off, but she insisted on coming back. I hope that bitch Roz doesn't go anywhere near her desk for the rest of the day. Margaret is passed out at her computer in such a way that it appears she is doing some heavy research...
Mr. Hart and Judy have yet to return...don't know what is keeping them.

PEACE.

[cheezedoodle]

re: Happy Secretaries Day, SueleenGay#15

Posted: 4/25/07 at 4:32pm

Sounds nice Sueleen - did you take your big purse so you would not have to cook tonight?

"Oh Link...your pork is ready..." - Edna Turnblad

[SueleenGay]

re: Happy Secretaries Day, SueleenGay#16

Posted: 4/25/07 at 4:37pm

Of course I did. But the whole office is beginning to reek of Mama Gump Shrimp Cakes. I was able to confiscate a whole bunch of neutra-sweet packages, too. I know a lot of people think that artificial sweeteners are like rat poison, but I can't get enough! And it is rare now to find restaurants that just leave them out for you to help yourself!

PEACE.