Happy belated birthday, Earth!

[Calvin]

Posted: 10/25/06 at 11:16am

You think it's bad that we missed RobbO's, mejusthavingfun's and doodle's birthdays? How about the fact that we didn't wish a happy birthday to the whole freaking planet? According to a book some of our brilliant homeschoolers are learning from, old Gaia (but don't call her that pagan name) turned a spry 6,010 on Monday.
Happy birthday, you old sphere, you!

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 10/25/06 at 11:17am

Lick me!

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 10/25/06 at 11:17am

Are we celebrating with mud pies?

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 10/25/06 at 11:19am

I think this calls for a barbecue! Where is that harris?

[doodlenyc]

Posted: 10/25/06 at 11:19am

it's called the anals of the world?

what?

Updated On: 10/25/06 at 11:19 AM

[Calvin]

Posted: 10/25/06 at 11:19am

My creation story memory is a bit foggy, but doesn't this mean that Monday also was the stars' birthdays, too? And next Monday will be mankind's birthday.

Also, it's good to know that the Sabbath is and always has been on Sunday. Those damn Jews have been getting it wrong since the beginning of time, it seems.

[PalJoey]

Posted: 10/25/06 at 11:21am

Omigod--another CUTE Jew-hater! I can't STAND it!

[Calvin]

Posted: 10/25/06 at 11:22am

Who, me? Or Joseph Farah?

[doodlenyc]

Posted: 10/25/06 at 11:22am

So, Light's birthday is Tuesday?

I've got alot of shopping to do!

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 10/25/06 at 11:22am

Another expensive holiday season.

[RobbO]

Posted: 10/25/06 at 11:23am

happy birthday, sugartits!

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 10/25/06 at 11:24am

It's not nice to screw with Mother Nature!

[Calvin]

Posted: 10/25/06 at 11:27am

Please. Gaia hasn't had a good screw since that whole Zeus-castrating-her-husband thing.

[doodlenyc]

Posted: 10/25/06 at 11:29am

Dont eff with me, fellas!

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 10/25/06 at 11:31am

I know which side of my bread to butter

[Calvin]

Posted: 10/25/06 at 11:50am

Who was Gaia's husband? I can't remember his name...

[RobbO]

Posted: 10/25/06 at 11:51am

adolf?

[doodlenyc]

Posted: 10/25/06 at 11:53am

Girla?

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 10/25/06 at 11:55am

Dena Dietrich! Aww! When I found out I was to be working for Dina Merrill, for some reason all I could picture was Dena Dietrich.

Not even close, as it turns out.

Updated On: 10/25/06 at 11:55 AM

[RobbO]

Posted: 10/25/06 at 11:57am

i had the same letdown when i worked for merrill lynch, all i could picture was colin farrell.

[Calvin]

Posted: 10/25/06 at 11:57am

Dammit. No one took the bait. I was trying to get someone to say "Uranus."

He he he. Uranus.

[doodlenyc]

Posted: 10/25/06 at 11:58am

no, URanus.

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 10/25/06 at 12:00pm

A little testicle today aren't we doodle?

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 10/25/06 at 12:02pm

"i had the same letdown when i worked for merrill lynch, all i could picture was colin farrell."

You picture Colin Farrell when someone says Dina Merrill or Rosie O'Donnell.

Or breakfast.

[doodlenyc]

Posted: 10/25/06 at 12:02pm

I beg your pardon?
I've done alot of comparing and they are not little.

and Rath, what's with the name dropping today? Noone's impressed with Dina Merill.