Happy belated birthday, Earth!

#1

Happy belated birthday, Earth!

Posted: 10/25/06 at 11:16am

You think it's bad that we missed RobbO's, mejusthavingfun's and doodle's birthdays? How about the fact that we didn't wish a happy birthday to the whole freaking planet? According to a book some of our brilliant homeschoolers are learning from, old Gaia (but don't call her that pagan name) turned a spry 6,010 on Monday.
Happy birthday, you old sphere, you!

#2

re: Happy belated birthday, Earth!

Posted: 10/25/06 at 11:17am

Lick me!

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#3

re: Happy belated birthday, Earth!

Posted: 10/25/06 at 11:17am

Are we celebrating with mud pies?

#4

re: Happy belated birthday, Earth!

Posted: 10/25/06 at 11:19am

I think this calls for a barbecue! Where is that harris?

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#5

re: Happy belated birthday, Earth!

Posted: 10/25/06 at 11:19am

it's called the anals of the world?

what?

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Updated On: 10/25/06 at 11:19 AM

#6

re: Happy belated birthday, Earth!

Posted: 10/25/06 at 11:19am

My creation story memory is a bit foggy, but doesn't this mean that Monday also was the stars' birthdays, too? And next Monday will be mankind's birthday.

Also, it's good to know that the Sabbath is and always has been on Sunday. Those damn Jews have been getting it wrong since the beginning of time, it seems.

#7

re: Happy belated birthday, Earth!

Posted: 10/25/06 at 11:21am

Omigod--another CUTE Jew-hater! I can't STAND it!

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#8

re: Happy belated birthday, Earth!

Posted: 10/25/06 at 11:22am

Who, me? Or Joseph Farah?

#9

re: Happy belated birthday, Earth!

Posted: 10/25/06 at 11:22am

So, Light's birthday is Tuesday?

I've got alot of shopping to do!

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"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS

#10

re: Happy belated birthday, Earth!

Posted: 10/25/06 at 11:22am

Another expensive holiday season.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#11

re: Happy belated birthday, Earth!

Posted: 10/25/06 at 11:23am

happy birthday, sugartits!

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#12

re: Happy belated birthday, Earth!

Posted: 10/25/06 at 11:24am

It's not nice to screw with Mother Nature!

#13

re: Happy belated birthday, Earth!

Posted: 10/25/06 at 11:27am

Please. Gaia hasn't had a good screw since that whole Zeus-castrating-her-husband thing.

#14

re: Happy belated birthday, Earth!

Posted: 10/25/06 at 11:29am

Dont eff with me, fellas!

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"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS

#15

re: Happy belated birthday, Earth!

Posted: 10/25/06 at 11:31am

I know which side of my bread to butter

#16

re: Happy belated birthday, Earth!

Posted: 10/25/06 at 11:50am

Who was Gaia's husband? I can't remember his name...

#17

re: Happy belated birthday, Earth!

Posted: 10/25/06 at 11:51am

adolf?

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#18

re: Happy belated birthday, Earth!

Posted: 10/25/06 at 11:53am

Girla?

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"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS

#19

re: Happy belated birthday, Earth!

Posted: 10/25/06 at 11:55am

Dena Dietrich! Aww! When I found out I was to be working for Dina Merrill, for some reason all I could picture was Dena Dietrich.

Not even close, as it turns out.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

Updated On: 10/25/06 at 11:55 AM

#20

re: Happy belated birthday, Earth!

Posted: 10/25/06 at 11:57am

i had the same letdown when i worked for merrill lynch, all i could picture was colin farrell.

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#21

re: Happy belated birthday, Earth!

Posted: 10/25/06 at 11:57am

Dammit. No one took the bait. I was trying to get someone to say "Uranus."

He he he. Uranus.

#22

re: Happy belated birthday, Earth!

Posted: 10/25/06 at 11:58am

no, URanus.

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"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS

#23

re: Happy belated birthday, Earth!

Posted: 10/25/06 at 12:00pm

A little testicle today aren't we doodle?

#24

re: Happy belated birthday, Earth!

Posted: 10/25/06 at 12:02pm

"i had the same letdown when i worked for merrill lynch, all i could picture was colin farrell."

You picture Colin Farrell when someone says Dina Merrill or Rosie O'Donnell.

Or breakfast.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#25

re: Happy belated birthday, Earth!

Posted: 10/25/06 at 12:02pm

I beg your pardon?
I've done alot of comparing and they are not little.

and Rath, what's with the name dropping today? Noone's impressed with Dina Merill.

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"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS