Jordan, your typo is a keeper.
I will now refer to it as the "Twiglit" series.
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
I saw the first one on HBO recently and I was completely riveted when I wasn't distracted by what I was doing online. That was one of the funniest comedies I have ever seen. I will never see a sequel because they couldn't possibly be as perfect as that first one.
"Let me give you a speedy piggy back ride up a giant, ancient tree!"
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"And now you shall see what I really look like?"
-- "One of the glass cases at Zales?"
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"That's the town doctor. You might recognize him from the background of David Bowie's 'Blue Jean' video."
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"Hi! I'm a transgender Native American with a freaky nose. Somehow they'll market me as a sex god to tweens!"
"Hi! I'm a transgender Native American with a freaky nose. Somehow they'll market me as a sex god to tweens!"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That was classic Namo.
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
As I watched I kept thinking, "Why was I not told how HILARIOUS this movie is?" Yes my mind drifted during the vampire softball game, but then, it always has.
"Hi! I'm a transgender Native American with a freaky nose. Somehow they'll market me as a sex god to tweens!"
^ This is perfect.
There's this wonderful guy on sparknotes who reads the Twilight books and blogs his (very snarky) feelings on each chapter... they're actually really funny. http://www.sparknotes.com/tag/blogging-twilight/1
Broadway Star Joined: 12/21/06
"I can understand people having an affinity for theater, but MOVIES are such garbage."
Matt Cowley -- THE BOYS IN THE BAND
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