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Has he been hitting de-wine?

Has he been hitting de-wine?

FindingNamo
#0Has he been hitting de-wine?
Posted: 11/1/06 at 11:38pm

Okay, where do these people come from?

According to the Toledo Blade, two term incumbent senator Mike DeWine, who suddenly finds himself on the ropes and sucking wind at the hands of a Democratic challenger, was reduced to saying that a member of the Dem's staff had eaten "a marijuana-laced banana."

A marijuana-laced banana? HOW would one even lace a banana with marijuana? Why are there 0 hip Republican politicians? It's like listening to somebody's grampaw trying to channel Nancy Regan before heading out for the early bird special at the Old Country Buffet.

"Why these kids today with their marijuana bananas!"


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Updated On: 11/1/06 at 11:38 PM

brdlwyr
#1re: Has he been hitting de-wine?
Posted: 11/1/06 at 11:47pm

(I now regret giving up drugs in 1986!)

FindingNamo
#2re: Has he been hitting de-wine?
Posted: 11/1/06 at 11:48pm

Do you SMOKE a marijuana-laced banana? Does the peel act like rolling papers? How does it work?


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Kringas
#3re: Has he been hitting de-wine?
Posted: 11/1/06 at 11:55pm

Hole out part of the middle and fill it with marijuana. Cover in batter and deep fry it. Cool, then serve.


"How do you like THAT 'misanthropic panache,' Mr. Goldstone?" - PalJoey

brdlwyr
#4re: Has he been hitting de-wine?
Posted: 11/1/06 at 11:57pm

Wow, I should have learned more back then!

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PalJoey
#5re: Has he been hitting de-wine?
Posted: 11/1/06 at 11:58pm

That Kringas sure has a way with fruit.


brdlwyr
#6re: Has he been hitting de-wine?
Posted: 11/2/06 at 12:03am

He is one! (just joking, I do not want my words misinterpreted)

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Wanna Be A Foster
#7re: Has he been hitting de-wine?
Posted: 11/2/06 at 12:08am

He is one! (just joking, I do not want my words misinterpreted)

What Namo said about no hip republicans.


"Winning a Tony this year is like winning Best Attendance in third grade: no one will care but the winner and their mom."
-Kad

"I have also met him in person, and I find him to be quite funny actually. Arrogant and often misinformed, but still funny."
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FindingNamo
#8re: Has he been hitting de-wine?
Posted: 11/2/06 at 12:08am

So it's both a pipe AND a munchie?


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brdlwyr
#9re: Has he been hitting de-wine?
Posted: 11/2/06 at 12:12am

No, Kringas being a fruit!

Seriously, they are desparate and I hope and pray that we GOTV!!!! Do you recall where you voted on that wonderful November 1992 morning?????

You will recall your vote on Tuesday!

FindingNamo
#10re: Has he been hitting de-wine?
Posted: 11/2/06 at 12:39am

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Kringas
#11re: Has he been hitting de-wine?
Posted: 11/2/06 at 12:47am

re: Has he been hitting de-wine?


"How do you like THAT 'misanthropic panache,' Mr. Goldstone?" - PalJoey

brdlwyr
#12re: Has he been hitting de-wine?
Posted: 11/2/06 at 12:49am

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Mister Matt
#13re: Has he been hitting de-wine?
Posted: 11/2/06 at 10:21am

Kringas - That would be "filled", not "laced". DeWino was very specific in saying that he was slipped a banana that was "laced". Now, if the offending banana had simply been decorated with criss-cross stitches on an open seam, he would have said the banana was "fagoted". But he didn't.


"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian

Kringas
#14re: Has he been hitting de-wine?
Posted: 11/3/06 at 2:18am

Well, I stand corrected!


"How do you like THAT 'misanthropic panache,' Mr. Goldstone?" - PalJoey

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Calvin
#15re: Has he been hitting de-wine?
Posted: 11/3/06 at 8:56am

Maybe he meant marijuana-laced banana bread? I'll bet you could find a pretty good recipe for that seraching them Internet tubes.


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