Have you ever wanted to sculpt your poop?
Have you ever wanted to sculpt your poop?
Unknown User
Joined: 12/31/69
#1Have you ever wanted to sculpt your poop?
Posted: 7/9/09 at 3:48pm
I haven't, but I can imagine that this product would make turning in a stool sample at the doctors very amusing.
http://www.turdtwister.com/?ref=19&sid=100
tommyboy
Broadway Star Joined: 12/21/06
#2re: Have you ever wanted to sculpt your poop?
Posted: 7/9/09 at 5:00pm
Oh -- this really needs to be bumped.
Ok just shoot me.
Unknown User
Joined: 12/31/69
#2re: Have you ever wanted to sculpt your poop?
Posted: 7/9/09 at 5:12pm
I shall shamelessly bump this, just so that people know the wonder that is the Turd Twister.
I mean, come on! Its like a Play-Doh tool for your a**!
wizard2joe
Featured Actor Joined: 11/20/08
#3re: Have you ever wanted to sculpt your poop?
Posted: 7/9/09 at 5:21pm
I want a spaghetti turd.
I will never clog the toilet.
Hahaha
#4re: Have you ever wanted to sculpt your poop?
Posted: 7/9/09 at 5:41pm
If you follow the links on that site you see where they sell Stroke on a Rope! 
I know what I am getting people as gifts!
#5re: Have you ever wanted to sculpt your poop?
Posted: 7/9/09 at 7:02pmI still think the Potty Patch is amusing. Especially the infomercial.
Mr Roxy
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/17/03
#6re: Have you ever wanted to sculpt your poop?
Posted: 7/9/09 at 7:07pmMine sometimes lacks consistency if you know what I mean.
Dollypop
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
#7re: Have you ever wanted to sculpt your poop?
Posted: 7/9/09 at 7:10pmWe understand, Roxy. It's from all the prune juice you have to drink nowadays.
#8re: Have you ever wanted to sculpt your poop?
Posted: 7/9/09 at 7:15pm
Then you want The Sit n' Spray attachment Roxy
eta: It is like the spaghetti mold only with smaller holes.
Dollypop
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
#9re: Have you ever wanted to sculpt your poop?
Posted: 7/9/09 at 7:17pm
Don't say things like that SNAFU. Roxy'll mistake "sit and spray" for a bidet.
Sad. Terribly sad.
Mr Roxy
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/17/03
#11re: Have you ever wanted to sculpt your poop?
Posted: 7/9/09 at 9:56pmHuh ... well, as long as no-one is saving up their pee for a watercade....
#12re: Have you ever wanted to sculpt your poop?
Posted: 7/10/09 at 6:01am
"The device flew out of my ass while I was taking a dump. What's wrong?"
What more can be said...
#13re: Have you ever wanted to sculpt your poop?
Posted: 7/10/09 at 9:47am
My girlfriend thought we should get this for my brother. I cackled.
#14re: Have you ever wanted to sculpt your poop?
Posted: 7/10/09 at 9:50amWith the yellow tint and the 'old man' sales pitch, can one assume that product is lemon scented?
TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#15re: Have you ever wanted to sculpt your poop?
Posted: 7/10/09 at 10:19amIt's just mustard for your hot dog.
#16re: Have you ever wanted to sculpt your poop?
Posted: 7/10/09 at 11:47am
TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#17re: Have you ever wanted to sculpt your poop?
Posted: 7/10/09 at 11:47am
What?!
Maybe a toaster OVEN, but just a toaster?
#18re: Have you ever wanted to sculpt your poop?
Posted: 7/10/09 at 11:49am
TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#19re: Have you ever wanted to sculpt your poop?
Posted: 7/10/09 at 12:27pm
It's crazy enough my automatic cat litter box has a clock on it.
A CLOCK!
Like my cats need to know what time it is...
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