He's Just Not That Into You
He's Just Not That Into You
Borstalboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/9/04
#0He's Just Not That Into You
Posted: 12/7/04 at 12:30pm
Six real — and three fake — chapter titles from the women's dating manual He's Just Not That Into You:
1. He's Just Not That Into You If He's Not Asking You Out
2. He's Just Not That Into You If He's Not Calling You
3. He's Just Not That Into You If He's Not Dating You
4. He's Just Not That Into You If He's Stealing From You
5. He's Just Not That Into You If He's Having Sex With Someone Else
6. He's Just Not That Into You If He's Breaking Up With You
7. He's Just Not That Into You If He's Taken Out a Temporary Restraining Order on You
8. He's Just Not That Into You If He's Married
9. He's Just Not That Into You If He Pretends Not To Know You
Answers: 1, 2, 3, 5, 6, 8: real; 4, 7, 9: fake. — Whitney Lawson
COME UP WITH YOUR OWN!!
SueleenGay
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/9/03
#1re: He's Just Not That Into You
Posted: 12/7/04 at 12:32pmHe's just not that into you if you don't have a dick.
#2re: He's Just Not That Into You
Posted: 12/7/04 at 12:35pmHe's Just Not That Into You If He's Your Florist
#3re: He's Just Not That Into You
Posted: 12/7/04 at 12:36pmHe's just not that into you if he's wearing your gown.
#4re: He's Just Not That Into You
Posted: 12/7/04 at 12:44pmHe's just not that into you if he goes to a Cher concert.
#5re: He's Just Not That Into You
Posted: 12/7/04 at 12:45pmHe's just not that into you if he takes calls from his boyfriend during dinner.
#6re: He's Just Not That Into You
Posted: 12/7/04 at 12:47pmHe's just not that into you if he's watching the Super Bowl and notices how tight-fitting the pants are.
CurtainUp2
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/8/04
#7re: He's Just Not That Into You
Posted: 12/7/04 at 1:05pmHe's just not that into you if you find yourself reading He's Just Not That Into You.
#8re: He's Just Not That Into You
Posted: 12/7/04 at 1:19pm
What's football?
But I can tell you the difference between a lutz, loop, flip and axel
Matt_G
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/1/04
#9re: He's Just Not That Into You
Posted: 12/7/04 at 1:20pmand that surprises NOBODY here.
jmaclover
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/13/04
#10re: He's Just Not That Into You
Posted: 12/7/04 at 1:23pmHe's Just Not That Into You If He Spends His Time On BWW Talking To Matt_G!
robbiej
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#11re: He's Just Not That Into You
Posted: 12/7/04 at 1:25pm
He's just not that into you if his index finger smells like poo.
OK...that was really awful.
NYadgal
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
#12re: He's Just Not That Into You
Posted: 12/7/04 at 1:25pmHe's Just Not That Into You If He Wears The Same Shade Of Lipstick
NYadgal
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
#13re: He's Just Not That Into You
Posted: 12/7/04 at 1:26pm
He's Just Not That Into You If He's Your Hairdresser
(but who cares, a good hairdresser is more valuable!)
Matt_G
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/1/04
#14re: He's Just Not That Into You
Posted: 12/7/04 at 1:26pmUm, what does THAT mean??
NYadgal
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
#15re: He's Just Not That Into You
Posted: 12/7/04 at 1:28pm
Matt - I changed what I wrote because it didn't come out the way I meant it...
now, back to the game...
#16re: He's Just Not That Into You
Posted: 12/7/04 at 3:45pm
He's just not that into you if you have to ask.
#17re: He's Just Not That Into You
Posted: 12/8/04 at 6:13pmSpeaking of which, that episode just aired this afternoon on Oprah.
Marquise
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/1/04
#18re: He's Just Not That Into You
Posted: 12/9/04 at 12:57am
You guys are such quick wits...you came up with some really good ones. I have nothing to add to the thread but the responses here had me on the floor laughing. 
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