Shop Merch Add a Show Listing

Home For You Chat My Shows Register/Login Games Grosses

He's Just Not That Into You

Welcome Guest. Please Login or Register.

Email

#1

He's Just Not That Into You

Posted: 12/7/04 at 12:30pm

Six real — and three fake — chapter titles from the women's dating manual He's Just Not That Into You:
1. He's Just Not That Into You If He's Not Asking You Out
2. He's Just Not That Into You If He's Not Calling You
3. He's Just Not That Into You If He's Not Dating You
4. He's Just Not That Into You If He's Stealing From You
5. He's Just Not That Into You If He's Having Sex With Someone Else
6. He's Just Not That Into You If He's Breaking Up With You
7. He's Just Not That Into You If He's Taken Out a Temporary Restraining Order on You
8. He's Just Not That Into You If He's Married
9. He's Just Not That Into You If He Pretends Not To Know You

Answers: 1, 2, 3, 5, 6, 8: real; 4, 7, 9: fake. — Whitney Lawson

COME UP WITH YOUR OWN!!

"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.” ~ Muhammad Ali

#2

re: He's Just Not That Into You

Posted: 12/7/04 at 12:32pm

He's just not that into you if you don't have a dick.

PEACE.

#3

re: He's Just Not That Into You

Posted: 12/7/04 at 12:35pm

He's Just Not That Into You If He's Your Florist

"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian

#4

re: He's Just Not That Into You

Posted: 12/7/04 at 12:36pm

He's just not that into you if he's wearing your gown.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#5

re: He's Just Not That Into You

Posted: 12/7/04 at 12:44pm

He's just not that into you if he goes to a Cher concert.

'The Devil be hitting me!'--Whitney Houston

#6

re: He's Just Not That Into You

Posted: 12/7/04 at 12:45pm

He's just not that into you if he takes calls from his boyfriend during dinner.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

Updated On: 12/7/04 at 12:45 PM

#7

re: He's Just Not That Into You

Posted: 12/7/04 at 12:47pm

He's just not that into you if he's watching the Super Bowl and notices how tight-fitting the pants are.

'The Devil be hitting me!'--Whitney Houston

#8

re: He's Just Not That Into You

Posted: 12/7/04 at 1:05pm

He's just not that into you if you find yourself reading He's Just Not That Into You.

There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered. - Nelson Mandela

#9

re: He's Just Not That Into You

Posted: 12/7/04 at 1:19pm

What's football?
But I can tell you the difference between a lutz, loop, flip and axel

"Sir K, the Viscount of Uppity-shire...." -- kissmycookie

#10

re: He's Just Not That Into You

Posted: 12/7/04 at 1:20pm

and that surprises NOBODY here.

"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."

#11

re: He's Just Not That Into You

Posted: 12/7/04 at 1:23pm

He's Just Not That Into You If He Spends His Time On BWW Talking To Matt_G!

"I've often said I should put sweets in my chair - they'd spend less time on my a** that way....." ~F.W.B.

#12

re: He's Just Not That Into You

Posted: 12/7/04 at 1:25pm

He's just not that into you if his index finger smells like poo.

OK...that was really awful.

"I'm so looking forward to a time when all the Reagan Democrats are dead."

#13

re: He's Just Not That Into You

Posted: 12/7/04 at 1:25pm

He's Just Not That Into You If He Wears The Same Shade Of Lipstick

"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

Updated On: 12/7/04 at 01:25 PM

#14

re: He's Just Not That Into You

Posted: 12/7/04 at 1:26pm

He's Just Not That Into You If He's Your Hairdresser

(but who cares, a good hairdresser is more valuable!)

"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

Updated On: 12/7/04 at 01:26 PM

#15

re: He's Just Not That Into You

Posted: 12/7/04 at 1:26pm

Um, what does THAT mean??

"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."

#16

re: He's Just Not That Into You

Posted: 12/7/04 at 1:28pm

Matt - I changed what I wrote because it didn't come out the way I meant it...

now, back to the game...

"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

Updated On: 12/7/04 at 01:28 PM

#17

re: He's Just Not That Into You

Posted: 12/7/04 at 3:45pm

He's just not that into you if you have to ask.

Neither a borrower nor a lender be...unless that's mine in the first place.

#18

re: He's Just Not That Into You

Posted: 12/8/04 at 6:13pm

Speaking of which, that episode just aired this afternoon on Oprah.

Hey Dottie! Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany

#19

re: He's Just Not That Into You

Posted: 12/9/04 at 12:57am

You guys are such quick wits...you came up with some really good ones. I have nothing to add to the thread but the responses here had me on the floor laughing.

← Back to Message Board

View all Videos

Ticket Central

Ticket Central

Hot Show

Tickets From $59

Hot Show

Tickets From $70

Hot Show

Tickets From $106

Hot Show

Tickets From $71