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He's Ripe#1

Posted: 7/20/13 at 12:33pm

Ain't soaped up down below
In put-near 20 years
Making pungent cheese
That'll bring the world to tears
Got a pair o' pits that reek
Of cigarettes and beers

He's ripe
He's ripe
But he thinks he's outta sight

Dreams of barely legal girlfriends
Who would never look his way
But that doesn't stop him
From writing everyday
Imagining the songs he'd sing
And the sex he'd have his way

That's ripe
That's ripe
And his music is tripe

MIDDLE EIGHT

When your swamp butt stinks
Your foreskin too
It reeks of cheese
Inside your shoes
Your breath is like
A gaseous moose
You play to win
But you always lose


He's ripe
He's ripe
And his music's tripe (x7)

FADE OUT





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Updated On: 7/20/13 at 12:33 PM

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He's Ripe#2

Posted: 7/20/13 at 12:42pm

Is that from Cher's new album?

He's Ripe#2

Posted: 7/20/13 at 12:45pm

Close! It's from the forthcoming top secret ABBA reunion album.


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He's Ripe#3

Posted: 7/20/13 at 12:56pm

ASSCRAP!!!


"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>> “I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>> -whatever2

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He's Ripe#4

Posted: 7/20/13 at 2:56pm

Yay! I want an ABBA reunion album! I can't wait to see what else they put out.


"I don't want the pretty lights to come and get me."-Homecoming 2005 "You can't pray away the gay."-Callie Torres on Grey's Anatomy. Ignored Users: suestorm, N2N Nate., Owen22, master bates

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He's Ripe#5

Posted: 7/20/13 at 5:08pm

Dear lord, the impersonation is flawless!


Those Blocked: SueStorm. N2N Nate. Good riddence to stupid! Rad-Z, shill begone!

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He's Ripe#6

Posted: 7/20/13 at 5:56pm

Brill.



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