Help me ruin Christmas again — Page 2

#26

re: Help me ruin Christmas again

Posted: 12/16/08 at 11:38pm

From the sound of Namo's posts on the Miss Holly thread, you should bring a bunch of cockatoos!

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#27

re: Help me ruin Christmas again

Posted: 12/17/08 at 6:47am

I say go the opposite direction and bring a fruitcake (no, not you) laced with valium. Then insist everyone have a piece b/c you slaved away making it.

Once the party crashed (literally), just leave and go to a strip club.

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#28

re: Help me ruin Christmas again

Posted: 12/17/08 at 6:48am

I say go the opposite direction and bring a fruitcake (no, not you) laced with valium. Then insist everyone have a piece b/c you slaved away making it.

Once the party crashed (literally), just leave and go to a strip club.

sounds like you speak from experience taz.

#29

re: Help me ruin Christmas again

Posted: 12/17/08 at 6:55am

Let's just say that my cakes are know to have calming properties.
I'm trying to get the local Yoga studio to sell them.

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#30

re: Help me ruin Christmas again

Posted: 12/17/08 at 6:55am

haha

#31

re: Help me ruin Christmas again

Posted: 12/17/08 at 7:20am

This thread is hilarious!

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#32

re: Help me ruin Christmas again

Posted: 12/17/08 at 8:12am

I don't know if it would ruin the holiday, but it sounds like they could all use a box of condoms.

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#33

re: Help me ruin Christmas again

Posted: 12/17/08 at 8:39am

A bottle of Jack Daniels and a pack of smokes.

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#34

re: Help me ruin Christmas again

Posted: 12/17/08 at 11:47am

Slide whistles are an intriguing idea. I caused an uproar at Thanksgiving by hinting that I would bring each Great niece and nephew a kitten.

#35

re: Help me ruin Christmas again

Posted: 12/17/08 at 11:56am

you could just show up drunk and naked joe.

#36

re: Help me ruin Christmas again

Posted: 12/17/08 at 11:59am

That's a given electric, it doesn't even shock his family anymore.

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#37

re: Help me ruin Christmas again

Posted: 12/17/08 at 12:00pm

I usually strip off in front of the fire and start hollering "Look, the stockings aren't the only thing hung by the chimney!"

#38

re: Help me ruin Christmas again

Posted: 12/17/08 at 12:04pm

This site never ceases to make me laugh much louder than is appropriate.

#39

re: Help me ruin Christmas again

Posted: 12/17/08 at 12:20pm

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Workforce 16 Oz. Claw Hammer

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$5.98/EA Each

#40

re: Help me ruin Christmas again

Posted: 12/17/08 at 12:28pm

People accuse me of making up stories about my family- but when they were about 12 and 15, my sister got a rocking chair for Christmas an my brother got a saw. By nightfall, he had sawed the rockers off the chair.

#41

re: Help me ruin Christmas again

Posted: 12/17/08 at 12:38pm

"there's a place in Portsmouth, NH called Macro Polo
http://macropolo.com/

and they had the most real-to-life dog poop for like $3. I bought one, and it freaks everyone out when they see it as it looks so real. I can only imagine 20 kids running around placing them and freaking everyone out.....no n oise from the poop, but the noise from all others would be amazing, lol"

What would be even funnier would be to place a pile of real poop after everyone got over seeing all the fake stuff....and watching them pick it up!

#42

re: Help me ruin Christmas again

Posted: 12/17/08 at 1:52pm

I will certainly be using some of these ideas for my own nieces and nephews.

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#43

re: Help me ruin Christmas again

Posted: 12/17/08 at 2:27pm

I think you should get EVERYBODY a can of silly string. Then you should have one gigantic food-fight-type massive silly string attack with everybody going full guns. By the time the cans run out everybody will have laughed themselves sick and there won't be anymore silly string left to bug people with later.

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#44

re: Help me ruin Christmas again

Posted: 12/17/08 at 3:17pm

I did that a few years back Mamie! It was sensational! Did you know that if you shoot Silly String near a burning candle, the string can ignite and it burns very very quickly? We know that now.

#45

re: Help me ruin Christmas again

Posted: 12/17/08 at 3:31pm

I recall they were sending over tons of silly string to the military in Iraq b/c it helped to detect bombs.

Fun for family get togethers and saving lives!

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#46

re: Help me ruin Christmas again

Posted: 12/17/08 at 7:46pm

To keep it cheap, I say keep with tradition...

http://www.amazon.com/Playmaker-Toys-Flingshot-Flying-Animal/dp/B000KK3WDM/ref=pd_bxgy_t_img_b

http://www.amazon.com/Slingshot-Flying-CHICKEN-w-Sound/dp/B000IZB8EY/ref=pd_sim_t_1

http://www.amazon.com/Slingshot-Flying-FROG-w-Sound/dp/B000KK22SI/ref=pd_sim_t_1

or

http://www.amazon.com/Joker-Fart-Whistle-Naughty-Noise/dp/B0006GK5GW/ref=pd_sim_t_12

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