Posted: 2/10/16 at 5:25pm
Posted: 2/10/16 at 5:32pm
Nuelle Fiera arouser for her ($250)
Well...my, my, my you don't say?
And what the hell?!?! No free Neutrogena products?!?! What is the world coming to?!?!
Updated On: 2/10/16 at 05:32 PM
Posted: 2/10/16 at 5:35pm
HOLY CRAP. The Oscars are REALLY REALLY WHITE!
Joseph's Toiletries toilet paper ($275)
What these asses need is kicking:
https://www.josephs-toiletries.com/product
Updated On: 2/10/16 at 05:35 PM
Posted: 2/10/16 at 5:45pm
Oooh! Chap stick!
Posted: 2/10/16 at 5:45pm
I bet Dave19 thinks black attendees should get only 12 percent of the swag.
Posted: 2/10/16 at 5:46pm
No tickets to Hamilton?
Posted: 2/10/16 at 5:48pm
Reginald Tresilian said: "I bet Dave19 thinks black attendees should get only 12 percent of the swag.
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They can only stay for 36 hours in Israel.
Updated On: 2/10/16 at 05:48 PM
Posted: 2/10/16 at 5:51pm
Luckily it's not a problem this year because it's only going to the nominees in the actor and actress categories.
#racismsilverlining
Posted: 2/10/16 at 5:54pm
#giftsforwhitepeople
Posted: 2/10/16 at 5:56pm
The one gift in here that I love:
Posted: 2/10/16 at 6:01pm
At least it looks outward! Although I suppose a Vampire Breast Lift does too.
Posted: 2/10/16 at 7:56pm
This sounds essential (and no, it's not *my* typo)
Dandi Patch to make sweat stains ($21)
Posted: 2/10/16 at 8:38pm
I rarely think this way, but seriously: OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!
Posted: 2/10/16 at 9:01pm
pfffffft! No Fleshlight for the guys!
Posted: 2/10/16 at 9:01pm
And not a drop of Moon Juice.
Posted: 2/10/16 at 10:36pm
That's just over the top and insane, but got to say love the toilet paper!
Posted: 2/10/16 at 10:46pm
Because people like Gwyneth Paltrow even poop better than you do!
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