Herpes Simplex 1 performs at the Miss Universe Pageant.
#2
Posted: 8/24/09 at 4:03pm
They introduced her as a celebrity. WTF are they smoking?
....but the world goes 'round
#3
Posted: 8/24/09 at 4:07pm
Has she been dunked in the skank tank yet?
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#4
Posted: 8/24/09 at 4:17pm
No need to dunk her. She is a fish living in it.
#5
Posted: 8/24/09 at 4:35pm
I just get such a kick out all these celbutards thinking that they can have acting/music careers based on who they are.
It may get them a record deal or even a cameo in a major motion picture, but can anyone take them seriously?
And the Oscar goes to....Paris Hilton!
It may get them a record deal or even a cameo in a major motion picture, but can anyone take them seriously?
And the Oscar goes to....Paris Hilton!
....but the world goes 'round
#6
Posted: 8/24/09 at 5:03pm
*snicker*
That reminds me of that Glenn Close line in In and Out at the Academy Awards:
"This is Cameron's first nomination and he's in extremely good company. Tonight he joins fellow best actor nominee Paul Newman for 'Coot', Clint Eastwood for 'Codger', Michael Douglas for 'Primary Urges' and Steven Seagal for 'Snowball in Hell'."
That reminds me of that Glenn Close line in In and Out at the Academy Awards:
"This is Cameron's first nomination and he's in extremely good company. Tonight he joins fellow best actor nominee Paul Newman for 'Coot', Clint Eastwood for 'Codger', Michael Douglas for 'Primary Urges' and Steven Seagal for 'Snowball in Hell'."
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#7
Posted: 8/24/09 at 7:06pm
I have a feeling in a few years, Heidi is going to leave Spencer and say that he was pimping her out and abusing her. There will be a book deal I'm sure. I love how they are Christians and she is sampling the gayest music ever written by one of the biggest gay groups ever. I love that Yaz got royalty money from a Christian.
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#8
Posted: 8/24/09 at 7:11pm
I pretty sure HP1's going to end up a lesbian.
#9
Posted: 8/24/09 at 7:35pm
I assume the camera moves were used as a less nauseating alternative to her performance.
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#10
Posted: 8/24/09 at 7:47pm
It's so you couldn't tell how horribly she lip-synched. Even though you could totally tell.
#11
Posted: 8/24/09 at 9:23pm
Wow, just wow!
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#12
Posted: 8/25/09 at 9:40am
I'm glad the two host misprounounced her last name.
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