This is a true story:
So here is one way that our military proposes to spend it's money: they have been experimenting with chemicals that will make an opposing army all horny homosexuals! I am NOT kidding:
Link to story:
http://www.thememoryblog.org/archives/000382.html "Chemicals that effect [sic] human behavior so that discipline and morale in enemy units is adversely effected [sic]. One distasteful but completely non-lethal example would be strong aphrodisiacs, especially if the chemical also caused homosexual behavior."
The total estimated cost of this project: $7.5 Million.
You see, if the enemy are all having Gay sex, then we can sneak up on them, kind of like a cheesy gay porn film, and then WATCH!!!
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