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#1

Hey Big Boy, Is That a GUN??

This is a true story:

So here is one way that our military proposes to spend it's money: they have been experimenting with chemicals that will make an opposing army all horny homosexuals! I am NOT kidding:

Link to story: http://www.thememoryblog.org/archives/000382.html

"Chemicals that effect [sic] human behavior so that discipline and morale in enemy units is adversely effected [sic]. One distasteful but completely non-lethal example would be strong aphrodisiacs, especially if the chemical also caused homosexual behavior."

The total estimated cost of this project: $7.5 Million.

You see, if the enemy are all having Gay sex, then we can sneak up on them, kind of like a cheesy gay porn film, and then WATCH!!!

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#2

re: Hey Big Boy, Is That a GUN??

...oh my god
"It's a great feeling of power to be naked in front of people. We're happy to watch actual incredible graphic violence and gore, but as soon as somebody's naked it seems like the public goes a bit bananas about the whole thing."
#4

re: Hey Big Boy, Is That a GUN??

Have you considered declaring war on Australia? I could design the uniforms and do the catering...
#6

re: Hey Big Boy, Is That a GUN??

I'll make sure the front lines have a FABULOUS view of Sydney harbour.
(Major Jackman reporting for duty, sir...)
#8

re: Hey Big Boy, Is That a GUN??

Depends what's playing. If we're at war, the only show permitted will be "Naked Boys Singing".
#12

re: Hey Big Boy, Is That a GUN??

Amd we can bring back the Stage Door Canteen! Only it'll be like the old Studio 54! Hundreds of shirtless servicemen being served doughnuts by Charles Busch!
#14

re: Hey Big Boy, Is That a GUN??

YES YES PLEASE DECLARE WAR ON AUSTRALIA!!!

AND MAKE SURE WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY TOO SO WE CAN TURN ALL YOUR CUTE MILITARY MAN WITH THEIR GORGEOUS ACCENTS AND THEIR...

*drools*
#15

re: Hey Big Boy, Is That a GUN??

Oh, so THERE you are! Although I've probably missed you again..it's now 12.15 in Sydney.

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