High Expectations Asian Father
#1High Expectations Asian Father
Posted: 5/7/10 at 8:21pm
HILARIOUS. Probably funnier if you're Asian.
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I need to thank my (Asian) father for not being like this.
"This thread reads like a series of White House memos." — Mister Matt
#2High Expectations Asian Father
Posted: 5/7/10 at 8:24pm
Family Guy did an Asian father/son parody recently. Something to the effect of:
FATHER: You doctor yet?
SON: Dad, I'm thirteen.
FATHER: Talk to me when you doctor.
"You travel alone because other people are only there to remind you how much that hook hurts that we all bit down on. Wait for that one day we can bite free and get back out there in space where we belong, sail back over water, over skies, into space, the hook finally out of our mouths and we wander back out there in space spawning to other planets never to return hurrah to earth and we'll look back and can't even see these lives here anymore. Only the taste of blood to remind us we ever existed. The earth is small. We're gone. We're dead. We're safe."
-John Guare, Landscape of the Body
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