Home Improvement Kid in Bizarre Divorce- Page 2

[RobbO]

Posted: 8/1/07 at 10:47am

are you gay, calvin?

[tazber]

Posted: 8/1/07 at 10:50am

Calvin, gay? Bah-ha-ha!

Vegan cheese doesn't have one of the preservatives that regular cheese does. That particular ingredient is made with the lining of the stomach (usually a cow's).

[Calvin]

Posted: 8/1/07 at 10:50am

How dare you invade my privacy!

Be back later, guys! I'm going to run downstairs to the convenience store, maybe pick up a vitamin water, chat with the receptionist for a bit and then take the stairs back up. Got to get my exercise! Then I'll be at my desk from approximately 11:15 a.m. until 1 p.m., although I might have a call about 12:30. Then, a meeting, then I'll be back until the gym tonight, then home!

[SNAFU]

Posted: 8/1/07 at 10:51am

First, you have to milk a nut.

[SueleenGay]

Posted: 8/1/07 at 10:52am

This reminds me of Monica on Friends yelling, "FAT FREE MAYO IS NOT MAYO!!!!"

[gettinhep]

Posted: 8/1/07 at 10:53am

Heidi Van Pelt?

I utterly deny that she's a member of the family.

[RobbO]

Posted: 8/1/07 at 10:53am

"First, you have to milk a nut."

i'm pretty sure that is what the ex-wife is doing in the divorce...

[tazber]

Posted: 8/1/07 at 10:56am

No way RobbO, she's a lesbian remember.

[Weez]

Posted: 8/1/07 at 11:09am

Vegan cashew cheese? Think they sell that in England? I'm in a constant battle between my "dairy clogs you up something fierce!" side and my "but cheese is so goooooooood!" side.

[RobbO]

Posted: 8/1/07 at 1:58pm

i'm sure they must have a company website, or at the very least some information on vegan cheese on their respective match.com profiles.

[artscallion]

Posted: 8/1/07 at 2:50pm

When I was a vegetarian, back in the day, I learned that the enzyme that makes milk turn into cheese is rennet. the rennet enzyme comes from aminal stomachs. So strict vegetarians would only eat rennetless cheese, which is made from a new rennet enzyme developed from plants.

Of course milk is an animal product. There are vegetarians that do milk and eggs but, generally speaking, a vegan, by definition, would not do milk or eggs. Maybe they really are milking the nuts?

[artscallion]

Posted: 8/1/07 at 2:56pm

Just checked their website. No milk, all nut.
THIS COULDN'T BE LESS APPETIZING

[etoile]

Posted: 8/1/07 at 3:41pm

How is it this breakup wasn't picked up as a reality show?

[Elphaba]

Posted: 8/1/07 at 3:49pm

"a vegan cashew cheese making company"

oh gag me.

[CostumeMistress]

Posted: 8/1/07 at 4:54pm

I read the description for Mac & Cheeze using only rice protein - I second the opinion of "this couldn't be any less appetizing."

[AbbaRabbit]

Posted: 8/1/07 at 5:06pm

after i read this story in a magazine last week, i went to stop and shop and requested that they order some of that cheese :)

cashews are one of the few nuts i can eat so i was beyond thrilled to read about it.
i think i was more interested in the cheese part then the rest of the article.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 8/1/07 at 11:01pm

At this post, the role of Rathnait will be played by FindingNamo

Ah, go ahead and have it. I'm not using it anymore.

[RobbO]

Posted: 8/2/07 at 9:14am

i think the best hope TNS has now is a "home improvement" reunion show. i'm sure JTT and ZTB would be willing, and for that matter so would PR and TA.

Updated On: 8/2/07 at 09:14 AM

[tazber]

Posted: 8/2/07 at 9:53am

OK, LOL.

[Calvin]

Posted: 8/2/07 at 11:03am

What about Al? Is he still hosting "Family Feud"?

If not, Taran could always go share a house with Martika, Joe Millionaire, Tiffany Brissette, Mike Sciosia, Joe Piscopo and Ellen Albertini Dow on the latest version of "The Surreal Life."

[RobbO]

Posted: 8/2/07 at 11:05am

other than the eye color (piercing red vs. piercing blue), i'm just sayin' :

Updated On: 8/7/07 at 11:05 AM

[Calvin]

Posted: 8/2/07 at 11:06am

Bitch!

(oh well, it's better than Martina) Updated On: 8/2/07 at 11:06 AM