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#1

House plants- Why?

House plants- Why?


I am sick of house plants. Stinking up a room with their damn oxygen. The whirring and clanking as they perform photosynthesis all the time. I can hear them whispering and muttering as they plot against me. They are going to get theirs.

Damn them.

Updated On: 1/15/13 at 01:39 PM

#3

House plants- Why?

After all the support Joe gave you and your troupe and a is all you have to contribute?
....but the world goes 'round

Updated On: 1/15/13 at 02:25 PM

#4

House plants- Why?

House plants- Why?
....but the world goes 'round
#5

House plants- Why?

Taz, the House Plant Lobby is huge and powerful. I don't blame anyone for being afraid to speak out against these inhuman (literally) monsters.
#6

House plants- Why?

I got rid of mine. They are so high maintenance, too much luggage. The nerve of them being so needy for water. Good riddance to bad rubbish!
<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES
#7

House plants- Why?

Mine never come when they are called!
Those Blocked: SueStorm. N2N Nate. Good riddence to stupid! Rad-Z, shill begone!
#8

House plants- Why?

oops sorry Joe I don't know why that a posted.

I like that people build home to protect them selves sun, water, plants and animals. Then spend all their money bringing back in the sun, water, plants and animals.


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#9

House plants- Why?

I wanted to try counseling but my plants refused. That's when I finally thought, You know what? It's time to put me in the sunlight for a change..ME.
#10

House plants- Why?

It's OK Dead Kevin- you know I love you guys!

(But a few sketches in your underwear would make me love you MORE!)
#11

House plants- Why?

OMG, this thread is funny! I've given up on houseplants. We had a big ficus tree in the corner of the family room, and I couldn't even keep that alive.
KFTC!!!!!
#12

House plants- Why?

Ficus trees are known to be a suicidal genus. They never just walk by an open window!
Those Blocked: SueStorm. N2N Nate. Good riddence to stupid! Rad-Z, shill begone!
#13

House plants- Why?

I have three house plants that are over 20 years old! They are more loyal than my kids and the dog!
#14

House plants- Why?

Monroe Ficus trees were the worst.
#15

House plants- Why?

I think we have a naked sketch in the works.
#16

House plants- Why?

brdlwyr. I have one approaching 30. It now just sits there and says "Oy, pay no attention to me, I will just sit here and wilt. Would a mere drink of water to be too much to ask?". I hope it has made out it's will!
Those Blocked: SueStorm. N2N Nate. Good riddence to stupid! Rad-Z, shill begone!
#17

House plants- Why?

I had one that grew so tall it was at the ceiling, and even bending over. I put it in the lobby hoping someone would adopt it. But I know how hard it is to adopt grown ups.
<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES
#18

House plants- Why?

Mine was bending over too. I had to resort to bondage and tie it to the curtain rod.
KFTC!!!!!
#19

House plants- Why?

Mine to seem to want Mark Walberg dead.
Those Blocked: SueStorm. N2N Nate. Good riddence to stupid! Rad-Z, shill begone!
#20

House plants- Why?

I hate my plants so much I am shopping for a pet goat to eat them.
#21

House plants- Why?

Everyone knows that goats only eat tin cans!
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#22

House plants- Why?

Someone once told me plants were for sensitive people. Since I'm dead inside, I threw them out.
<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES
#23

House plants- Why?

Try mushrooms then Jane they thrive on dead matter!
Those Blocked: SueStorm. N2N Nate. Good riddence to stupid! Rad-Z, shill begone!
#24

House plants- Why?

SNAFU, I think that's what killed me!
<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES
#25

House plants- Why?

People! People!

We must starve them out! Deny them of water, sunlight, and they shall perish! Barricade them in dark places (closet, basement)!

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