House plants- Why?

[Unknown User]

Posted: 1/15/13 at 1:39pm

I am sick of house plants. Stinking up a room with their damn oxygen. The whirring and clanking as they perform photosynthesis all the time. I can hear them whispering and muttering as they plot against me. They are going to get theirs.

Damn them.

Updated On: 1/15/13 at 01:39 PM

[Dead Kevin]

Posted: 1/15/13 at 1:44pm

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[tazber]

Posted: 1/15/13 at 2:25pm

After all the support Joe gave you and your troupe and a is all you have to contribute?

Updated On: 1/15/13 at 02:25 PM

[tazber]

Posted: 1/15/13 at 2:27pm

[Unknown User]

Posted: 1/15/13 at 2:30pm

Taz, the House Plant Lobby is huge and powerful. I don't blame anyone for being afraid to speak out against these inhuman (literally) monsters.

[Jane2]

Posted: 1/15/13 at 2:31pm

I got rid of mine. They are so high maintenance, too much luggage. The nerve of them being so needy for water. Good riddance to bad rubbish!

[SNAFU]

Posted: 1/15/13 at 2:39pm

Mine never come when they are called!

[Dead Kevin]

Posted: 1/15/13 at 2:46pm

oops sorry Joe I don't know why that a posted.

I like that people build home to protect them selves sun, water, plants and animals. Then spend all their money bringing back in the sun, water, plants and animals.


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[clever name]

Posted: 1/15/13 at 2:47pm

I wanted to try counseling but my plants refused. That's when I finally thought, You know what? It's time to put me in the sunlight for a change..ME.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 1/15/13 at 2:51pm

It's OK Dead Kevin- you know I love you guys!

(But a few sketches in your underwear would make me love you MORE!)

[StockardFan]

Posted: 1/15/13 at 3:36pm

OMG, this thread is funny! I've given up on houseplants. We had a big ficus tree in the corner of the family room, and I couldn't even keep that alive.

[SNAFU]

Posted: 1/15/13 at 4:11pm

Ficus trees are known to be a suicidal genus. They never just walk by an open window!

[brdlwyr]

Posted: 1/15/13 at 4:38pm

I have three house plants that are over 20 years old! They are more loyal than my kids and the dog!

[blueroses]

Posted: 1/15/13 at 4:48pm

Monroe Ficus trees were the worst.

[Dead Kevin]

Posted: 1/15/13 at 4:52pm

I think we have a naked sketch in the works.

[SNAFU]

Posted: 1/15/13 at 5:03pm

brdlwyr. I have one approaching 30. It now just sits there and says "Oy, pay no attention to me, I will just sit here and wilt. Would a mere drink of water to be too much to ask?". I hope it has made out it's will!

[Jane2]

Posted: 1/15/13 at 6:14pm

I had one that grew so tall it was at the ceiling, and even bending over. I put it in the lobby hoping someone would adopt it. But I know how hard it is to adopt grown ups.

[StockardFan]

Posted: 1/15/13 at 9:39pm

Mine was bending over too. I had to resort to bondage and tie it to the curtain rod.

[SNAFU]

Posted: 1/15/13 at 10:24pm

Mine to seem to want Mark Walberg dead.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 1/16/13 at 1:33pm

I hate my plants so much I am shopping for a pet goat to eat them.

[doodlenyc]

Posted: 1/16/13 at 1:55pm

Everyone knows that goats only eat tin cans!

[Jane2]

Posted: 1/16/13 at 5:17pm

Someone once told me plants were for sensitive people. Since I'm dead inside, I threw them out.

[SNAFU]

Posted: 1/17/13 at 12:38am

Try mushrooms then Jane they thrive on dead matter!

[Jane2]

Posted: 1/17/13 at 9:55am

SNAFU, I think that's what killed me!

[AllisonBWW]

Posted: 1/17/13 at 11:35am

People! People!

We must starve them out! Deny them of water, sunlight, and they shall perish! Barricade them in dark places (closet, basement)!