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How American Are You?

How American Are You?

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GlindatheGood22
#1How American Are You?
Posted: 7/2/14 at 12:00pm

A friend posted this on Facebook. Still not entirely sure if this is supposed to be satirical, since a lot of the things on the list are just so impossibly obnoxious.
Do you like John Wayne?


I know you. I know you. I know you.

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Scripps2
#2How American Are You?
Posted: 7/2/14 at 3:26pm

13%

Which is less than I expected but more than it should be.

FindingNamo
#2How American Are You?
Posted: 7/2/14 at 3:38pm

I just kept scrolling and scrolling without clicking much of anything and got so distracted by the hard right wing centrist slant to the headlines that I just closed out the window on my browser. The misspellings on the list were 100% Tea Party American, that's for sure.


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Updated On: 7/2/14 at 03:38 PM

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FishermanBob
#3How American Are You?
Posted: 7/2/14 at 5:41pm

I clicked on 1 box just to see what it would tell me and glad to say because I "STILL watch Saturday morning cartoons", I'm a good Murican. Just wish they had asked more questions about professional wrestling (have you ever applied the Iron Claw to someone's face? Have you ever given a sibling an Atomic Drop and then covered for the 3 count?)


Your score was 1!

America is the best country on Earth, and you embrace it.

There’s no doubt about it - you love your country! You’re an average American, happy to live in the freest country on Earth. You’re taking full advantage of everything this great country has to offer.

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sabrelady
#4How American Are You?
Posted: 7/2/14 at 7:14pm

NOT. (and jolly pleased to be so)

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JerseyGirl2
#5How American Are You?
Posted: 7/3/14 at 9:52am

34, but many of them have NOTHING to do with the US.

Do you own a BBQ? I don't know a Swede that doesn't. We have long, dark winters. We embrace summer.
Do you know how to BBQ? See above. I learned when I moved here.
Do you have people over to BBQ? If people have you over in the summer, they more than likely bbq.


Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!


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