How American Are You?
#1How American Are You?
Posted: 7/2/14 at 12:00pm
A friend posted this on Facebook. Still not entirely sure if this is supposed to be satirical, since a lot of the things on the list are just so impossibly obnoxious.
Do you like John Wayne?
#2How American Are You?
Posted: 7/2/14 at 3:26pm
13%
Which is less than I expected but more than it should be.
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#2How American Are You?
Posted: 7/2/14 at 3:38pm
I just kept scrolling and scrolling without clicking much of anything and got so distracted by the hard right wing centrist slant to the headlines that I just closed out the window on my browser. The misspellings on the list were 100% Tea Party American, that's for sure.
#3How American Are You?
Posted: 7/2/14 at 5:41pm
I clicked on 1 box just to see what it would tell me and glad to say because I "STILL watch Saturday morning cartoons", I'm a good Murican. Just wish they had asked more questions about professional wrestling (have you ever applied the Iron Claw to someone's face? Have you ever given a sibling an Atomic Drop and then covered for the 3 count?)
Your score was 1!
America is the best country on Earth, and you embrace it.
There’s no doubt about it - you love your country! You’re an average American, happy to live in the freest country on Earth. You’re taking full advantage of everything this great country has to offer.
#5How American Are You?
Posted: 7/3/14 at 9:52am
34, but many of them have NOTHING to do with the US.
Do you own a BBQ? I don't know a Swede that doesn't. We have long, dark winters. We embrace summer.
Do you know how to BBQ? See above. I learned when I moved here.
Do you have people over to BBQ? If people have you over in the summer, they more than likely bbq.
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