How DID We Survive?
Oscar de la Rentboy
Understudy Joined: 3/14/05
#2701Happy Monday
Posted: 3/21/05 at 1:54pm
Awww thanks Jaily..you're too sweet.
#2702Happy Monday
Posted: 3/21/05 at 1:57pm
Everybody be nice to Oscar. His tina dealer hasn't been seen since the Black Party.
Oscar de la Rentboy
Understudy Joined: 3/14/05
#2704Happy Monday
Posted: 3/21/05 at 2:03pmAfternoon everyone!
Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.
Puppies are babies in fur coats.
Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator
#2705Happy Monday
Posted: 3/21/05 at 2:04pmHey Girly !!!
#2707Happy Monday
Posted: 3/21/05 at 2:26pmMuch better than I was this past weekend, Cookie, thanks. Still not 100%, but I'll get there, hopefully by the end of the week. Still sound like a foghorn when I talk!
Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.
Puppies are babies in fur coats.
Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator
#2708Happy Monday
Posted: 3/21/05 at 2:27pmEucalyptus oil and steaming hot water will make you feel better...
#2709Happy Monday
Posted: 3/21/05 at 2:28pmand a Ginger Manadrin martini will help.
Oscar de la Rentboy
Understudy Joined: 3/14/05
#2711Happy Monday
Posted: 3/21/05 at 2:32pm
I'll have to try both the eucalyptus and the martini.
Oscar, who has your panties all in a twist today?
Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.
Puppies are babies in fur coats.
Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator
#2712Happy Monday
Posted: 3/21/05 at 2:33pmOscar doesn't wear panties....he's a dirty disgusting boy !!!
#2713Happy Monday
Posted: 3/21/05 at 4:05pmjust don't try the eucalyptus and the martini at the same time!
brdlwyr
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/14/05
#2715Happy Monday
Posted: 3/21/05 at 4:47pmWhat about a eucalyptus martini?
#2716Happy Monday
Posted: 3/21/05 at 4:54pm
Interestingly, there is such a thing...
Eucalyptus Martini Recipe
#2717Happy Monday
Posted: 3/21/05 at 4:55pmwell, I guess if they could do things with juniper berries, they can do things with eucalyptus. And alcohol does kill germs. Combine it with eucalyptus, and you've pretty much got Vicks...
#2718Happy Monday
Posted: 3/22/05 at 8:47am
Morning everyone !!! Need lots of coffee today.
Needed to share this...
On the first day God created the dog. God said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. I will give you a life span of twenty years."
The dog said, "That's too long to be barking. Give me ten years and I'll give you back the other ten." So God agreed.
On the second day God created the monkey. God said, "Entertain people, do monkey tricks, make them laugh. I'll give you a twenty-year life span."
The monkey said, "How boring, monkey tricks for twenty years? I don't think so. Dog gave you back ten, so that's what I'll do too, okay?" And God agreed.
On the third day God created the cow. God said, "You must go to the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer. I will give you a life span of sixty years."
The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. Let me have twenty and I'll give back the other forty." And God agreed again.
On the forth day God created man. God said, "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. I'll give you twenty years."
Man said, "What? Only twenty years! Tell you what, I'll take my
twenty, and the forty the cow gave back and the ten the monkey gave back and the ten the dog gave back, that makes eighty, okay?"
"Okay," said God, "You've got a deal."
So that is why the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play, and enjoy ourselves; for the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family; for the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren; and for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.
Life has now been explained to you.
#2719Happy Monday
Posted: 3/22/05 at 12:05pmThat is awesome BB!
#2720Happy Monday
Posted: 3/22/05 at 12:06pmThanks El...and how are you today my friend??? Is Spring there yet???
#2721Happy Monday
Posted: 3/22/05 at 12:07pmBeautiful spring day here in the great PacNW. Sunny, chilly... not a cloud in the sky. And you know, the bluest skies are in Seattle.
#2722Happy Monday
Posted: 3/23/05 at 7:54amGood Morning all !!! Coffee is on and there are buns in the oven. Everyone getting ready for our snow storm today??? Why didn't we kill that damn groundhog when we had the chance ??? My commute home should be lots of fun tonight and yea it's matinee day so double the cars trying to get out of the City !!!! *breathe..I MUST breathe*
#2723Wednesday Wildness
Posted: 3/23/05 at 8:24am
la la la la la
I'm not paying attention to any snow reports.
la la la la la
Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.
Puppies are babies in fur coats.
Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator
#2724Wednesday Wildness
Posted: 3/23/05 at 8:36amMorning Girly..you may have to leave work early if this all really happens..but then again how many times have our weather people been right????
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