How DID We Survive?- Page 121

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 4/10/05 at 8:20pm

Ah my dear little beacon. *keeps digging hole in backyard*

[bdwaygirl]

Posted: 4/10/05 at 8:21pm

Boobs, not too many have been allotted that honor.

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 4/10/05 at 8:22pm

Oh Girly you know how honored I am,,sorry if I got some BBQ sauce on the picture.

Posted: 4/10/05 at 8:26pm

bdwaygirl - I wanted to meet you Friday night, but you were too busy being a STAR!

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 4/10/05 at 8:27pm

DG..her head wouldn't have made it into The Garage.

[beacon1]

Posted: 4/10/05 at 8:29pm

Bdwaygirl...where did you perform???

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 4/10/05 at 8:31pm

beacon......don't you read what your beaconettes post???? Check back and read....she tells all about it.

[bdwaygirl]

Posted: 4/10/05 at 8:32pm

DG, I would've loved to have met you, but I must admit, I was enjoying my 15 minutes of fame, once the initial shock wore off. Hope you had a great time while you were here!

Boobs, I would've pulverized you!

[beacon1]

Posted: 4/10/05 at 8:33pm

*whining*

I'm too tired...what term should I use for "Search"...

*whining*

I'm behind on my PW stalking...my laundry needs to be put away...and I broke a nail...

[beacon1]

Posted: 4/10/05 at 8:33pm

*whining*

I'm too tired...what term should I use for "Search"...

*whining*

I'm behind on my PW stalking...my laundry needs to be put away...and I broke a nail...

Posted: 4/10/05 at 8:34pm

bwaygirl - had a great trip! Theatre covered the gamut from the ridiculous to the sublime, and even though I missed some opportunities to meet up with a few BWW's I would have liked to, the few I did catch up with were perfection

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 4/10/05 at 8:35pm

beacon..read back a couple of POSTS...she saw "Spamalot" and was brought up on stage.

Posted: 4/10/05 at 8:37pm

Im zepka

[bdwaygirl]

Posted: 4/10/05 at 8:37pm

beacon, it's just half way up the previous page. Go read it. It's hysterical. Well, I think it is, but I might be a bit biased.

DG. Perfection?? Hmm. I'll have to think on that one for a bit.

[beacon1]

Posted: 4/10/05 at 8:38pm

Bdwaygirl...how unbelievably cool.

Woo hoo Woo hoo Woo hoo...

Does this now make you stalker-worthy?

And MM2...does Zepka know you stole his Emmy Avatar?

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 4/10/05 at 8:39pm

Here are a few things to think about that you probably have never thought about;


Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?



If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?



Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?



Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?



Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?



Why does a round pizza come in a square box?



What disease did cured ham actually have?



How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?



Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?



If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?



If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?



Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?



Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?



How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?



Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.



If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?



Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?



Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?


Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!"



Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?



Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?



When your photo is taken for your driver's license, why do they tell you to smile? If you are stopped by the police and asked for your license, are you going to be smiling?



If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?



Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?



If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?



Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?



Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!



What do you call male ballerinas?



Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream?



If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?



If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?



If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?



Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?



Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?



Why did you just try singing the two songs above?



Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?



Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?

Posted: 4/10/05 at 8:41pm

bwaygirl - I spent Friday night with the person from the board I love the most, the most sublimely impish sparring partner I've had here AND the person for whom I have the most respect (who also turned out to be one of the most stunningly beautiful human beings I have ever laid eyes on!) SO, yes, it was spectacularly perfect!

[bdwaygirl]

Posted: 4/10/05 at 8:43pm

Oh, beacon, I'm far from stalker worthy. I think you have your hands full enough as it is!

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 4/10/05 at 8:43pm

BTW Girly....DG isn't speaking of me...and I agree with him totally !!!

Posted: 4/10/05 at 8:45pm

And Boobs, yes I am

[bdwaygirl]

Posted: 4/10/05 at 8:50pm

Impish. I like that description.

Well, I'm off to delve into another episode of those housewives. Have a great night, all!

Updated On: 4/11/05 at 08:50 PM

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 4/10/05 at 8:51pm

Awwww DG..you made me warm and fuzzy all over..as usual. I feel the same way about you and I hope you know that.

[bdwaygirl]

Posted: 4/10/05 at 8:55pm

Good thing I'm heading out. I'm beginning to feel like a voyeur (sp?)!

[brdlwyr]

Posted: 4/10/05 at 8:57pm

BEG - so are we.

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 4/10/05 at 8:59pm

Evening brdlwyr. My better half is in Chicago tonight. He is actually at Steppenwolf seeing his friend Ian in a show there with Malkovitch. So I'm home alone....with Grandma...ugh !!!!