How Freakin Cute is John Edwards

Edwards is adorable. I voted for him solely on his looks.

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the only way jfk will accept johnny boy as his mate is if the dnc threatens to pull all support from him and draft hillary to make a convention night play for the nomination. jfk's ego is way too big to let someone of any consequence be on the ticket with him. it'll be someone who's absolutely no threat to steal any of the limelight from him. i want to thank democrats everywhere as me and the gop are heaving a sigh of relief that we won't have to send gw up against johnny e. in a debate. whew. the four more years are safe again.

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Voting based on looks is just fine. If you're going to have to look at a President for fours years, it might as well be a hot one like Edwards.

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how about the general vs. the yeller!!
Howie

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Updated On: 3/3/04 at 02:00 PM

thank you, erik. i like to think that even though i don't like boys in that way that i can still tell the cuties from the rest and that comment was making me question my confidence.

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(In my best KateMonster voice) Eric! I'm surprised at YOU!

Don't you remember the ROLLING STONE cover of Al that caused a rukus a few years ago?
I do have an image of the cover before it was air-brushed for decency, but I don't think I can post it on this family-friendly website.

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Updated On: 3/3/04 at 03:41 PM

Well, Tipper did have that big o' smile on her face all the damn time...

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Al? Dull yes, but ... he had ... has ... I dunno ... something, I have to admit. We've all known an Al. A non-almost-notch on our belt. He has that southern slightly prissy brainy guy thing you love to hate and hate to love. You'd like to get him roarin' s--t-faced on Jim Beam sours, watching him suck the bourbon off orange slices. Then you put a friendly hand on his back at the bar, as you listen to his weepy, maudlin confessions about cheating on tests or the one time he pulled his shorts down at summer camp as other horny campers looked on, bug-eyed. You'd exonerate him of all sins before tucking him in his bunk. The next morning, he'd wonder if "anything happened," and then you'd say zip, giving him no relief. Yearning ... and power, it comes in many forms.

Moving right along, I'm terrified that Kerry might reject Edwards -- who really has to stop shoving his right thumb at us, I'm with Bill Maher -- and pick Mr. Potato, Graham. This year, it's Ohio, not Florida, that we have to worry about.

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Updated On: 3/3/04 at 09:43 PM

Yes...Al Gore...I remember the media was doing a biography on him, and show some pictures of him in his 20's doing work on his family farm. Jeans and a tight white t-shirt!

WOW!

"Did you see the play of light on the muscles of his arms? Musical!"

Oh, please, LcZ, post the old Howie Dean picture, as well.

I could just melt. Merci beaucoup!