How Gay Are You? — Page 4

#76

re: How Gay Are You?

Posted: 1/2/06 at 3:16pm

* runs away innocently from kissmycookie *

* runs back again *

Kringas -- I've got somethin' here that'll raise your percentage.

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Updated On: 1/2/06 at 03:16 PM

#77

re: How Gay Are You?

Posted: 1/2/06 at 3:17pm

Well, I think it's pretty funny. Range away all you want with tests, but I still say you're pretty much 100% gay if you have a **** in your mouth and you like it.
Feel free to adjust your score to be that gay, buddy.

#78

re: How Gay Are You?

Posted: 1/2/06 at 3:18pm

I have a hard-on for b12.

Does that mean I'm not 100% gay?

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#79

re: How Gay Are You?

Posted: 1/2/06 at 3:18pm

Those eyes, those thighs, surprise!

#80

re: How Gay Are You?

Posted: 1/2/06 at 3:18pm

Kringas -- I've got somethin' here that'll raise your percentage.

Oh my.

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#81

re: How Gay Are You?

Posted: 1/2/06 at 3:19pm

It means you're 100% all mine, Rath.

* winks at Kringas and cookie *

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#82

re: How Gay Are You?

Posted: 1/2/06 at 3:20pm

I'm way too gay for you, b12b

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#83

re: How Gay Are You?

Posted: 1/2/06 at 3:20pm

What does that wink mean?

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#84

re: How Gay Are You?

Posted: 1/2/06 at 3:21pm

How can I NOT be more gay than you, Kringy?

Alright...I'm no walking stereotype, but I don't even try to profess straight-acting. And yes, I do have a sibilant s, somewhat.

So, ner!

#85

re: How Gay Are You?

Posted: 1/2/06 at 3:23pm

Hmmmm. I think I might have to challenge you to a Gay Off.

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"How do you like THAT 'misanthropic panache,' Mr. Goldstone?" - PalJoey

#86

re: How Gay Are You?

Posted: 1/2/06 at 3:24pm

Is that like a Walk Off, only gayer?

#87

re: How Gay Are You?

Posted: 1/2/06 at 3:24pm

Nothing. It just means I'm open to suggestions.

* ducks from the wrath of Rath *

There are people at work who are still surprised to find out that I'm gay. I'm more surprised at their perception though. But I must pass some sort of butch test in the grand scheme of things.

* checks cuticles... takes out buffer *

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#88

re: How Gay Are You?

Posted: 1/2/06 at 3:26pm

Wait, is anything gayer than a Walk Off, ala Zoolander?

#89

re: How Gay Are You?

Posted: 1/2/06 at 3:26pm

b12, I'm more woman than you could ever...


oh, wait.


Sh*t.

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#90

re: How Gay Are You?

Posted: 1/2/06 at 3:30pm

Rathy, let's you and I judge a "gay off" between Doxy and Kringas.

LET THE GAMES BEGIN!

(actually I think I could help both sides win that argument to the satisfaction of me... I mean ALL.)

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#91

re: How Gay Are You?

Posted: 1/2/06 at 3:34pm

So am I really the only 100% on BWW?

Okay, boys, get in line. PalJoey is teaching LESSONS!

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#92

re: How Gay Are You?

Posted: 1/2/06 at 3:34pm

43% WOOO!!

I am a happy and well adjusted gay guy!!!

YAYAYA!!! I want cookies for that. I am gonna go get some.

#93

re: How Gay Are You?

Posted: 1/2/06 at 3:39pm

43% gay...i'm a happy and well adjusted lesbian babe. oh, and i do know how to change oil in a car!

#94

re: How Gay Are You?

Posted: 1/2/06 at 3:41pm

You know... I got a different set of questions when I took it, because that "change the oil" one never came up.

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#95

re: How Gay Are You?

Posted: 1/2/06 at 3:41pm

Sadly, I admit, I will lose...

But I AM willing to take lessons.

Let's just say, I'm an eager student!

#96

re: How Gay Are You?

Posted: 1/2/06 at 3:43pm

* signs Doxy up for night school... and extracurricular activities *

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#97

re: How Gay Are You?

Posted: 1/2/06 at 3:44pm

*takes out notepad, looks student-ish*

#98

re: How Gay Are You?

Posted: 1/2/06 at 3:46pm

*wonders why she always falls for the wrong guy - girl - people*

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#99

re: How Gay Are You?

Posted: 1/2/06 at 3:46pm

What's the first category in the Gay Off?

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#100

re: How Gay Are You?

Posted: 1/2/06 at 3:47pm

Idina Hands.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson