"Joshua is 80% gay. Careful, you're not a gay cliché yet, but are well on your way. Bet all the girlie girls just adore you!"
I'll be damned. I knew I should have gotten that Prince Albert last year.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.