How Not To Sing Correctly
How Not To Sing Correctly
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#1How Not To Sing Correctly
Posted: 12/2/06 at 5:47pm
I have no idea if this falls under the YouTube policy, but I cried laughing when I heard this. A beyond-atrocious rendition of "Colors of the Wind."
You have to wait until the very end.
#1re: How Not To Sing Correctly
Posted: 12/2/06 at 7:25pm
Er... maybe if she tried "Lil Ole Bitty Pissant Country Place"?
Seriously though, that was pretty hilarious. Not haha hilarious, but like, watching someone walk into a glass door and break his nose hilarious.
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#2re: How Not To Sing Correctly
Posted: 12/2/06 at 7:39pmOh my God. That's the funniest thing I've heard in a long time.
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#3re: How Not To Sing Correctly
Posted: 12/2/06 at 8:26pmI heard a lot of Bette Midler, and Ethel Merman in that song.
SweetQintheLights
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/12/05
#4re: How Not To Sing Correctly
Posted: 12/2/06 at 8:28pm
I don't know whether to cry or laugh.
I'm just going to pretend that she sang it as a joke.
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Yero
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/29/06
#5re: How Not To Sing Correctly
Posted: 12/2/06 at 8:34pmLOVE her last name!
"I have this mental image of Patti barreling down the street and pushing tourists out of her way." -colleen_lee
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#6re: How Not To Sing Correctly
Posted: 12/2/06 at 8:34pm
Yero, I think you missed the point of it. 
"How bout a little black dress?"~hannahshule
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#7re: How Not To Sing Correctly
Posted: 12/2/06 at 8:37pmI think she sounds like Ethel Merman/Janice from Friends.
"I have this mental image of Patti barreling down the street and pushing tourists out of her way." -colleen_lee
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#8re: How Not To Sing Correctly
Posted: 12/2/06 at 8:38pm
.....wow.....I thought William Hung couldn't sing!
She HAD to be joking! Oh my God!
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#9re: How Not To Sing Correctly
Posted: 12/2/06 at 8:44pm
The rainstorm and the river
ARE MY BROTHERS!
She/he/it has potential, though. It goes up extremely high at the last "copper skin", and it sounds reminiscent of a Christine Daae person.
Absolutely loved the screaming at the end.
Updated On: 12/2/06 at 08:44 PM
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#10re: How Not To Sing Correctly
Posted: 12/2/06 at 8:45pmMy ears are bleeding. Wow...that is just...wow....
SweetQintheLights
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#11re: How Not To Sing Correctly
Posted: 12/2/06 at 8:47pm
Jeez- I just listened to it again. For some reason, I get this thrill (and chill) listening to it.
Maybe it makes me feel good about my voice? hehe
"How bout a little black dress?"~hannahshule
"I have a penis, not a vagina." ~munkustrap178
#12re: How Not To Sing Correctly
Posted: 12/2/06 at 8:53pm
I think she is amazing. Brilliant.
She probably knows how to sing, and if she doesn't, she has a good range.
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Updated On: 12/2/06 at 08:53 PM
#13re: How Not To Sing Correctly
Posted: 12/2/06 at 9:02pmI think she's a good singer who's just very, VERY drunk.
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#14re: How Not To Sing Correctly
Posted: 12/2/06 at 9:22pmShe sounds like a female Shatner.
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#15re: How Not To Sing Correctly
Posted: 12/2/06 at 9:32pmit sounded like a weird Eartha Kitt/Katherine Hephburn impersonation...so bizzare!!
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#16re: How Not To Sing Correctly
Posted: 12/2/06 at 9:38pmWhen I heard it I thought of Eartha Kitt...
"I'm tellin' you, the only times I really feel the presence of God are when I'm having sex and during a great Broadway musical." - Nathan Lane - Jeffrey
#17re: How Not To Sing Correctly
Posted: 12/2/06 at 9:55pmHah she just earned the sole spot as my favorite performer.
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Yero
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#18re: How Not To Sing Correctly
Posted: 12/2/06 at 10:04pmI think this is a joke, because you can tell she can really sing.. so unless I'm Captain Obvious and I'm ruining the joke, I think she's acting bad on purpose.
"I have this mental image of Patti barreling down the street and pushing tourists out of her way." -colleen_lee
#19re: How Not To Sing Correctly
Posted: 12/2/06 at 10:09pmLOL that is the funniest thing I've ever heard! It sounds like something they'd do on SNL...it even sounds a bit like Molly Shannon in a skit.
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#20re: How Not To Sing Correctly
Posted: 12/2/06 at 10:10pmQuestion of the day: Which would you rather listen to - this wretched woman or "OMG You Guys"?
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#21re: How Not To Sing Correctly
Posted: 12/2/06 at 10:24pmI was bored so I googled Marla Weiner. Turns out she has some off-broadway credits to her name. Hawt.
#22re: How Not To Sing Correctly
Posted: 12/2/06 at 11:01pmThat's amazing. The first thing I thought was Eartha Kitt.
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