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How Not To Sing Correctly

How Not To Sing Correctly

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#1How Not To Sing Correctly
Posted: 12/2/06 at 5:47pm

I have no idea if this falls under the YouTube policy, but I cried laughing when I heard this. A beyond-atrocious rendition of "Colors of the Wind."


You have to wait until the very end.

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#1re: How Not To Sing Correctly
Posted: 12/2/06 at 7:25pm

Er... maybe if she tried "Lil Ole Bitty Pissant Country Place"?

Seriously though, that was pretty hilarious. Not haha hilarious, but like, watching someone walk into a glass door and break his nose hilarious.


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#2re: How Not To Sing Correctly
Posted: 12/2/06 at 7:39pm

Oh my God. That's the funniest thing I've heard in a long time.


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#3re: How Not To Sing Correctly
Posted: 12/2/06 at 8:26pm

I heard a lot of Bette Midler, and Ethel Merman in that song.

SweetQintheLights
#4re: How Not To Sing Correctly
Posted: 12/2/06 at 8:28pm

I don't know whether to cry or laugh.

I'm just going to pretend that she sang it as a joke.


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Yero
#5re: How Not To Sing Correctly
Posted: 12/2/06 at 8:34pm

LOVE her last name!


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SweetQintheLights
#6re: How Not To Sing Correctly
Posted: 12/2/06 at 8:34pm

Yero, I think you missed the point of it. re: How Not To Sing Correctly


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Yero
#7re: How Not To Sing Correctly
Posted: 12/2/06 at 8:37pm

I think she sounds like Ethel Merman/Janice from Friends.


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#8re: How Not To Sing Correctly
Posted: 12/2/06 at 8:38pm

.....wow.....I thought William Hung couldn't sing!


She HAD to be joking! Oh my God!


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#9re: How Not To Sing Correctly
Posted: 12/2/06 at 8:44pm

The rainstorm and the river

ARE MY BROTHERS!

She/he/it has potential, though. It goes up extremely high at the last "copper skin", and it sounds reminiscent of a Christine Daae person.

Absolutely loved the screaming at the end. Updated On: 12/2/06 at 08:44 PM

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MissElphie
#10re: How Not To Sing Correctly
Posted: 12/2/06 at 8:45pm

My ears are bleeding. Wow...that is just...wow....

SweetQintheLights
#11re: How Not To Sing Correctly
Posted: 12/2/06 at 8:47pm

Jeez- I just listened to it again. For some reason, I get this thrill (and chill) listening to it.

Maybe it makes me feel good about my voice? hehe


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#12re: How Not To Sing Correctly
Posted: 12/2/06 at 8:53pm

I think she is amazing. Brilliant.

She probably knows how to sing, and if she doesn't, she has a good range.

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#13re: How Not To Sing Correctly
Posted: 12/2/06 at 9:02pm

I think she's a good singer who's just very, VERY drunk.


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#14re: How Not To Sing Correctly
Posted: 12/2/06 at 9:22pm

She sounds like a female Shatner.


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#15re: How Not To Sing Correctly
Posted: 12/2/06 at 9:32pm

it sounded like a weird Eartha Kitt/Katherine Hephburn impersonation...so bizzare!!


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#16re: How Not To Sing Correctly
Posted: 12/2/06 at 9:38pm

When I heard it I thought of Eartha Kitt...


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#17re: How Not To Sing Correctly
Posted: 12/2/06 at 9:55pm

Hah she just earned the sole spot as my favorite performer.


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Yero
#18re: How Not To Sing Correctly
Posted: 12/2/06 at 10:04pm

I think this is a joke, because you can tell she can really sing.. so unless I'm Captain Obvious and I'm ruining the joke, I think she's acting bad on purpose.


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#19re: How Not To Sing Correctly
Posted: 12/2/06 at 10:09pm

LOL that is the funniest thing I've ever heard! It sounds like something they'd do on SNL...it even sounds a bit like Molly Shannon in a skit.

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#20re: How Not To Sing Correctly
Posted: 12/2/06 at 10:10pm

Question of the day: Which would you rather listen to - this wretched woman or "OMG You Guys"?


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#21re: How Not To Sing Correctly
Posted: 12/2/06 at 10:24pm

I was bored so I googled Marla Weiner. Turns out she has some off-broadway credits to her name. Hawt.

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#22re: How Not To Sing Correctly
Posted: 12/2/06 at 11:01pm

That's amazing. The first thing I thought was Eartha Kitt.


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Fabrizio2
#23re: How Not To Sing Correctly
Posted: 12/3/06 at 12:16am

HAH!

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#24re: How Not To Sing Correctly
Posted: 12/3/06 at 2:09am

That is amazing.


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