David walked into the valley
With a stone clutched in his hand
He was only a boy
But he knew someone must take a stand
There will always be a valley
Always mountains one must scale
There will always be perilous waters
Which someone must sail
-Into the Fire
Scarlet Pimpernel
I Humpers am Star Struck that the fabulous Marc Shaiman has posted on a thread about little ole me. Marc we should go to Angus one day, we could discuss writing a new musical with A Camel as its star! The world needs a camel that is a better role model than that old smoking camel Joe. So many young camels looked up to him, it was very sad.
Yes LadyMann it is true I do love Mr. Schonfeld. (even though he has not been around much these days) But I am always open to new and interesting photo opportunities.
Having Cheyenne on ones back would be better than Noah. My poor brother Charles had that Lunatic on his back for years during the run of that show that was down in AMISH Country PA. NativeNewYorker Tell Cheyenne I need a Role I am tired of all the Biblical theater. Every year its the same...Humpers we need you for a Nativity Scene or Humpers we need you to be part of the pair for the Ark. It is just upsetting, where are all the good deep challenging camel roles! Sigh.
And where are the role models? Joe Camel? Since the government cracked down on cigarette advertising, i hear he's been reduced to giving rides in Las Vegas. Now Radio City won't even consider him for their Christmas show. How DOES a dromedary make ends meet these days?
I saw that Noah show a few years ago and it was a wonderful piece of theatre, but it was extremely religous(duh!)
David walked into the valley
With a stone clutched in his hand
He was only a boy
But he knew someone must take a stand
There will always be a valley
Always mountains one must scale
There will always be perilous waters
Which someone must sail
-Into the Fire
Scarlet Pimpernel
sigh one of my brothers had three humps. Terrible mutation, he was constantly made fun of. Very Depressing as he got older he had a very hard time finding jobs, he ended up running away with a Carnival freak show. I have not seem him in years. If you ever come across a three humped camel named Pete make sure to tell him how wonderful he is!
Humpers I hope your parents had a sense of humor naming you Humpers and your brother Pete. Your last name wouldn't happen to be Toe of the Camel Toe family would it?
"Too young to hold on and too old to just break free and run" - Jeff Buckley
Humpers, how many camels are there in the family? Are you the spoiled baby camel, the neglected middle camel or the domineering oldest camel? Just curious.
"... Still a little bit of your taste in my mouth.
Still a little bit of you laced with my doubt. Still a little hard to say what's going on..." Damien Rice