I DID NOT see that one coming!
I DID NOT see that one coming!
Joined: 12/31/69
#1I DID NOT see that one coming!
Posted: 5/3/13 at 9:52am
The latest ex-gay to renounce his sins and seek a godly hetero life is "Hide your wives, hide your husbands, they r rapin' everybody!' Internet Phenom Antoine Dodson who is becoming a True Chosen Hebrew Israelite descendant of Judah.
It's hard to believe that he is turning his back on his fans so let's pray this is a big misunderstanding.
Oh Antoine.
#2I DID NOT see that one coming!
Posted: 5/3/13 at 9:57amI literally can't think of anyone better to represent the ex-gay movement.
Brian07663NJ
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/21/06
#3I DID NOT see that one coming!
Posted: 5/3/13 at 10:01amI'm just realizing that I havent seen one of those street "preachers" of this sect yelling at passersby for a while now. They used to be everywhere in NYC.
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#4I DID NOT see that one coming!
Posted: 5/3/13 at 10:04amHe has fans?
....but the world goes 'round
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#5I DID NOT see that one coming!
Posted: 5/3/13 at 10:09amIf this is for real I can think of 10-15 other gays he can recruit- I wouldn't mind if we lost Perez Hilton, Ross the Intern and all those Gay Housewives....
Gothampc
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#6I DID NOT see that one coming!
Posted: 5/3/13 at 10:11am
"I'm just realizing that I havent seen one of those street "preachers" of this sect yelling at passersby for a while now. They used to be everywhere in NYC."
I've noticed that too. They used to always be blocking sidewalks around Herald Square or Times Square.
It was always so sad because one preacher would be standing there yelling how they were the true Jews and then he would tell the other to read from the Bible. The other could barely read and it would take him forever to read one verse. Then the preacher would see a black woman walk by and yell at her that she shouldn't be dressed like that. It was interesting street theater.
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
#7I DID NOT see that one coming!
Posted: 5/3/13 at 10:13am
There is an excellent Wiki page on "Groups Claiming Affiliation With the Ancient Israelites."
They're found in Africa, India and China, and they include Rastafarians and, of course, Mormons.
Some claims sound reasonable, and some are really wild.
Groups claiming affiliation with Israelites
Brian07663NJ
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/21/06
#8I DID NOT see that one coming!
Posted: 5/3/13 at 10:28am
Oh yeah! That's right...they had costumes and all too!
They were amusing for the 5 seconds it took to walk past them.
Lately I have only seen with regularity the guys walking around in the gold robes handing out pikachu trading cards.
#9I DID NOT see that one coming!
Posted: 5/3/13 at 10:34amThey used to wear ninja type outfits.
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
Brian07663NJ
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/21/06
#11I DID NOT see that one coming!
Posted: 5/3/13 at 11:02amThis guy's 5 minutes of fame are over with.
"...everyone finally shut up, and the audience could enjoy the beginning of the Anatevka Pogram in peace."
#12I DID NOT see that one coming!
Posted: 5/3/13 at 11:14am
Those street preachers were vile, racist, sexist, and just horrible in every way.
Good riddance!
(they were good theater though)
....but the world goes 'round
StockardFan
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/19/08
#13I DID NOT see that one coming!
Posted: 5/3/13 at 11:57amI have no idea who this person is?
KFTC!!!!!
FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#14I DID NOT see that one coming!
Posted: 5/3/13 at 11:58amI remember you fell asleep really early the day he became famous.
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Wynbish
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/27/12
#15I DID NOT see that one coming!
Posted: 5/3/13 at 11:59amHe also has said that he's fine with his state not having gay marriage, since he likes to travel
StockardFan
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/19/08
#18I DID NOT see that one coming!
Posted: 5/3/13 at 12:44pm
His entire reason for being "famous" is the link below.
Here it is Stockard.
....but the world goes 'round
StockardFan
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/19/08
Phyllis Rogers Stone
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/16/07
#20I DID NOT see that one coming!
Posted: 5/3/13 at 1:40pmI do agree with him about needing the "Most High," though. After a long week, getting the most high is sometimes exactly what's needed.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#21I DID NOT see that one coming!
Posted: 5/3/13 at 2:35pm
THIS is Antoine's claim to fame. My kitten (Harley) LOVES this song.
They rapin' everybody!
StockardFan
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/19/08
#22I DID NOT see that one coming!
Posted: 5/3/13 at 3:23pmOMG, Joe - thanks for that laugh! I love Evan's version!
KFTC!!!!!
Gothampc
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#23I DID NOT see that one coming!
Posted: 5/3/13 at 3:30pmSo what will his chosen Jewish name be?
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
Phyllis Rogers Stone
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/16/07
#24I DID NOT see that one coming!
Posted: 5/3/13 at 3:55pmI think the ones in Chicago have Hebrew names that translate to "Harass gay people who are just trying to get into Old Navy."
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