This reminds of the time my Dad was staying with us for 3 months while he recovered from surgery. I would go to work everyday, and he would stay at my house with my husband and little daughter.
I came home from work one day and my Dad was watching the Style Channel, which he was prone to do often because he was, after all, a fashion designer. So he's watching RuPaul's show, and I sit down with him and ask, "Don't you think RuPaul is beautiful?" And he says, "I think she looks like a man." My response: "RuPaul IS a man, Dad!"
My dad gives me this smarmy kind of smile and says, "I'm gooood!"
I will NEVER forget that.
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