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#1

I Enjoy Being A Girl

Posted: 1/23/09 at 5:17pm

Had to make this thread to go along with all of the threads about basically every time of life.

What do you love about being a girl (or impersonating one, if you aren't one?)

I love wearing fancy dresses and shoes. I feel so sorry for guys-- their dress clothes are so BORING. And I love getting to obsess over the silliest things without being told that they're wimpy or 'gay'... really, I don't see how guys stand it all!
In my pants, she has burst like the music of angels, the light of the sun! --Marius Pantsmercy
#2

re: I Enjoy Being A Girl

Posted: 1/23/09 at 5:22pm

I love that I have the power to create life (if I so choose) !!! You guys don't have that option. Sorry.
"Be on your guard! Jerks on the loose!"

http://www.roches.com/television/ss83kod.html

**********

"If any relationship involves a flow chart, get out of it...FAST!"

~ Best12Bars
#3

re: I Enjoy Being A Girl

Posted: 1/23/09 at 5:24pm

Excuse me, is this becoming an "I enjoy making guys feel bad" thread?

#4

re: I Enjoy Being A Girl

Posted: 1/23/09 at 5:27pm

Oh Reg you know we love you...we just really also love being girls.

I know I'll be decrepit and unable to walk by the time I hit my late 40s, but I adore wearing pumps. Black, red...pretty much any color that goes with my outfit for that day or occasion. 4 and a half inch heels give me even more height, so I'm over 6 feet tall with them on. In the words of Bye Bye Birdie" "How lovely to be a woman..."
"I have the prettiest mother..."--Rhoda Penmark~~~ The Bad Seed

Updated On: 1/23/09 at 05:27 PM

#5

re: I Enjoy Being A Girl

Posted: 1/23/09 at 5:35pm

Reg, darling, there are so many things about being a man that trump being a woman. Let us have some fun!

For example, world domination...that's always been a male trait I would have liked.
"Be on your guard! Jerks on the loose!"

http://www.roches.com/television/ss83kod.html

**********

"If any relationship involves a flow chart, get out of it...FAST!"

~ Best12Bars
#7

re: I Enjoy Being A Girl

Posted: 1/23/09 at 5:37pm

For the record, I love girls who enjoy being girls.

Seriously.

I also love girls who eat.
#8

re: I Enjoy Being A Girl

Posted: 1/23/09 at 5:40pm

Oh, then you'd adore me.
"This show had the WORST magnets on Broadway!"
#9

re: I Enjoy Being A Girl

Posted: 1/23/09 at 5:40pm

Well, Weez, wait until you get a little older. You'll like being a girl for even fewer days a month...until you go through menopause (so I'm told! We'll see.)

But it's a small price to pay for being the CREATORS OF LIFE!

re: I Enjoy Being A Girl
"Be on your guard! Jerks on the loose!"

http://www.roches.com/television/ss83kod.html

**********

"If any relationship involves a flow chart, get out of it...FAST!"

~ Best12Bars
#10

re: I Enjoy Being A Girl

Posted: 1/23/09 at 5:41pm

LOL, Weez. Luckily, since I've discovered birth control pills, I enjoy being a girl every day of the month!

Other than that, I love heels. I have countless pairs, and they're actually more comfy to me than flats are. I also love being able to get into parties and bars more easily just because I'm a chick, and getting things for free. Good times indeed! re: I Enjoy Being A Girl
#11

re: I Enjoy Being A Girl

Posted: 1/23/09 at 5:42pm

Oh yeah, getting things for free is a great benny!
"This show had the WORST magnets on Broadway!"
#12

re: I Enjoy Being A Girl

Posted: 1/23/09 at 5:42pm

Reg, I also like women who aren't afraid to eat. A lot of my friends might order a salad while we're out, but in reality want a New York strip medium rare. I say gimme the strip and a baked potato. If I'm hungry I'm gonna eat, I don't care who's around.


"I have the prettiest mother..."--Rhoda Penmark~~~ The Bad Seed

Updated On: 1/23/09 at 05:42 PM

#13

re: I Enjoy Being A Girl

Posted: 1/23/09 at 5:44pm

For those who enjoy creating life, that's a freakin' bonus and wonderful for you, no sarcasm meant. :) Life creation is, however, not exactly on my To Do list, so I could do without the five-day stomp. XD

I must say, there's something pretty cool about being able to get served quickly in a crowded pub just by leaning on the bar *just so*. :3

I am a girl who eats, and I'm chuffed as chips with my body-shape, and I feel sad that so many girls feel they shouldn't eat because their brains have been reprogrammed to think only an unhealthy-looking almost-unattainable body-shape is attractive. re: I Enjoy Being A Girl
Notes from the Earlham Street Gutter
#14

re: I Enjoy Being A Girl

Posted: 1/23/09 at 5:45pm

I actually loathe girls who don't eat. I'm picky, but when I find something I like, I will devour it in seconds.
#16

re: I Enjoy Being A Girl

Posted: 1/23/09 at 5:49pm

"I must say, there's something pretty cool about being able to get served quickly in a crowded pub just by leaning on the bar *just so*. :3 "

Weez, I can't tell you how many times my "girls" have come in handy on a rowdy night at the bar. Shift a little to the right, and lower the old shoulder and my drink's on the way in a snap.
"I have the prettiest mother..."--Rhoda Penmark~~~ The Bad Seed
#19

re: I Enjoy Being A Girl

Posted: 1/23/09 at 5:58pm

Where are some good nyc bars where you can enjoy being a girl? I've lived here a long time and have no clue about nightlife.
#20

re: I Enjoy Being A Girl

Posted: 1/23/09 at 6:12pm

I like that the day after I had to hang out with my ex and his new girlfriend, I bought a pair of high heeled leopard print shoes and felt a little better.

I like that Michelle Obama is one of us.

#21

re: I Enjoy Being A Girl

Posted: 1/23/09 at 6:44pm

Here's the thing about being the CREATORS OF LIFE: we don't have to but we can--if we want to. They can't.

When I was in my 20s, the thought of having a baby was completely alien to me. I SO wanted to be a man and resented that I had to deal with NOT getting pregnant. Then, something snapped. After I had my first child, I realized how POWERFUL we are!

My husband was watching Gilligan's Island and trying to "cajole" me during labor. ANYONE can do that! What I did was magnificent! Woman = god.
"Be on your guard! Jerks on the loose!"

http://www.roches.com/television/ss83kod.html

**********

"If any relationship involves a flow chart, get out of it...FAST!"

~ Best12Bars
#22

re: I Enjoy Being A Girl

Posted: 1/23/09 at 6:47pm

I love getting dressed up too, Schmerg.

And yes, I love the fact that I carried my son inside me for 8 months (he was early). It was a beautiful experience for me.

Hmmmm......getting guys to buy you free drinks is pretty cool too.

And yeah. I like to eat. I'm eating pizza right now. With a glass of cab.
KFTC!!!!!
#23

re: I Enjoy Being A Girl

Posted: 1/23/09 at 6:51pm

Another thing about being pregnant: you HAVE TO put on weight. How great is that?
"Be on your guard! Jerks on the loose!"

http://www.roches.com/television/ss83kod.html

**********

"If any relationship involves a flow chart, get out of it...FAST!"

~ Best12Bars
#25

re: I Enjoy Being A Girl

Posted: 1/23/09 at 6:53pm

I know, I ate a pound of jellybeans in a week in my 7th month.
KFTC!!!!!
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