I Need A Really Bad Female Stage Name...

I'm working on a film during which an aspiring actress character sheds her birthname and takes on a stage name. I'm having a rough time thinking up a good one. Any suggestions?

Vivian Tasslewax

Martha Beatrice Fenderfork?

((have no idea where i got those))

Roy Canteloney

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what a great way to put off sleeping, heres my list and my apologies in advance if any of these are people's actual names:

1) Cher Abdul
2) Cher DaPasta
3) Parmesan Oregano
4) Share
5) Imma Star
6) Sharon Pebble
7) "Sally, with a q"
Matilda Quiud
9) Brittany S. Snogging
10) Hera O'Nike
11) Hera Song
12) Wenchy McWenchface
13) Hermione Stranger
14) Wendy Watkin
15) Desdemona
16) Irene Rachet
17) Lorna Anrol
1 Kat Tabby
19) Kitty-Zen Kane
20) proscenium nightengale (but it HAS to be completly lower case)
21) Helena Troy
22) Rosie Lana Anna Bananna
23) Pebbles Bambam
24) Mickey Jane Alison Concord
25) Mae East
26) Toni Emily-Ghram Oscar. Otherwise known as Toni Emmy-Grammy Oscar
27) Gypsy Rose Tree
2 Natasha Oedipus
29) Kendra Foil
30) Susie Bolex

and that should explain my frame of mind at 3am.

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HA! I like Wenchy McWenchface. I'm gonna make that my stage name.

Actually, my friends joke that my stage name should be Anna Banana. That's pretty bad.

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Kitty Litter

I say go all out. SoFonda Peters.

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Thank you all very much. Vivian Tasslewax is a pretty awesome name. Mind if I use it?

"YSSY"

No last name.

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(who believes this is actually going to be CS's drag name?)

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Might I suggest a slight change: Brenda Tasslewax.

Ivana B. Best

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Christina Ricci.

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