I Need A Really Bad Female Stage Name...
I Need A Really Bad Female Stage Name...
Cruel_Sandwich
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/30/05
#1I Need A Really Bad Female Stage Name...
Posted: 7/12/07 at 1:18amI'm working on a film during which an aspiring actress character sheds her birthname and takes on a stage name. I'm having a rough time thinking up a good one. Any suggestions?
#2re: I Need A Really Bad Female Stage Name...
Posted: 7/12/07 at 1:26am
Merry Lee Weerolalong?
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
Updated On: 7/12/07 at 01:26 AM
Salad_Fingers85
Stand-by Joined: 8/30/05
#2re: I Need A Really Bad Female Stage Name...
Posted: 7/12/07 at 1:36am
Vivian Tasslewax
Martha Beatrice Fenderfork?
((have no idea where i got those))
Cruel_Sandwich
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/30/05
#3re: I Need A Really Bad Female Stage Name...
Posted: 7/12/07 at 1:43ami think i'm going to use "Gertrude Butterstick" as her birthname
TapTapTapioca
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/27/07
#4re: I Need A Really Bad Female Stage Name...
Posted: 7/12/07 at 2:01amRoy Canteloney
I shave me Xanadu every morning!
#5re: I Need A Really Bad Female Stage Name...
Posted: 7/12/07 at 2:25amCruela Sandwich
"I seem to have wandered into the BRAIN load-out thread... "
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"Sorry I am a Theatre major not a English Major"
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"Sorry I am a Theatre major not a English Major"
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Matters
Stand-by Joined: 10/7/05
#6re: I Need A Really Bad Female Stage Name...
Posted: 7/12/07 at 2:58am
what a great way to put off sleeping, heres my list and my apologies in advance if any of these are people's actual names:
1) Cher Abdul
2) Cher DaPasta
3) Parmesan Oregano
4) Share
5) Imma Star
6) Sharon Pebble
7) "Sally, with a q" 
Matilda Quiud
9) Brittany S. Snogging
10) Hera O'Nike
11) Hera Song
12) Wenchy McWenchface
13) Hermione Stranger
14) Wendy Watkin
15) Desdemona
16) Irene Rachet
17) Lorna Anrol
1 Kat Tabby
19) Kitty-Zen Kane
20) proscenium nightengale (but it HAS to be completly lower case)
21) Helena Troy
22) Rosie Lana Anna Bananna
23) Pebbles Bambam
24) Mickey Jane Alison Concord
25) Mae East
26) Toni Emily-Ghram Oscar. Otherwise known as Toni Emmy-Grammy Oscar
27) Gypsy Rose Tree
2 Natasha Oedipus
29) Kendra Foil
30) Susie Bolex
and that should explain my frame of mind at 3am.
Canadians are not afraid of the dark! Ok...we don't love it, but who does?
#7re: I Need A Really Bad Female Stage Name...
Posted: 7/12/07 at 8:17am
Graziella Gravitas
Penny Nichols
Wanda DeForest
"It does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are 20 gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg."
-- Thomas Jefferson
AnnaK<3LMIP
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/20/07
#8re: I Need A Really Bad Female Stage Name...
Posted: 7/12/07 at 8:35am
HA! I like Wenchy McWenchface. I'm gonna make that my stage name.
Actually, my friends joke that my stage name should be Anna Banana. That's pretty bad.
I mean, Denzel Washington? Gun to my head..of course.
#9re: I Need A Really Bad Female Stage Name...
Posted: 7/12/07 at 8:51amDew Urohnwrk
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#11re: I Need A Really Bad Female Stage Name...
Posted: 7/12/07 at 10:10am
Toni Kaneface (she dots the "i" with a frowny face)
Bitzy Stanton-McSchoolmarm
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#12re: I Need A Really Bad Female Stage Name...
Posted: 7/12/07 at 10:34amI say go all out. SoFonda Peters.
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
popular_elphie
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/3/05
#13re: I Need A Really Bad Female Stage Name...
Posted: 7/12/07 at 10:40amShanaynay Sun-ji Goldberg.
Cruel_Sandwich
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/30/05
#14re: I Need A Really Bad Female Stage Name...
Posted: 7/12/07 at 11:55amThank you all very much. Vivian Tasslewax is a pretty awesome name. Mind if I use it?
#15re: I Need A Really Bad Female Stage Name...
Posted: 7/12/07 at 12:08pmChalupa Fitzpatrick
"I chose and my world was shaken. So what? The choice may have been mistaken. The choosing was not."-Sunday in the Park with George
#16re: I Need A Really Bad Female Stage Name...
Posted: 7/12/07 at 12:56pm
"YSSY"
No last name.
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
#17re: I Need A Really Bad Female Stage Name...
Posted: 7/12/07 at 1:38pmAn oldie but still a goody! Fatty McFat Fat
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
#18re: I Need A Really Bad Female Stage Name...
Posted: 7/12/07 at 1:43pm(who believes this is actually going to be CS's drag name?)
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#19re: I Need A Really Bad Female Stage Name...
Posted: 7/12/07 at 1:56pmI still like Cruela Sandwich best, and it would be perfect if it was his drag name.
"I seem to have wandered into the BRAIN load-out thread... "
-best12bars
"Sorry I am a Theatre major not a English Major"
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"Sorry I am a Theatre major not a English Major"
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Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#20re: I Need A Really Bad Female Stage Name...
Posted: 7/12/07 at 1:59pmMight I suggest a slight change: Brenda Tasslewax.
WOSQ
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/18/03
#21re: I Need A Really Bad Female Stage Name...
Posted: 7/12/07 at 2:45pm
Hazel Merkin
and if you are not entirely certain what a 'merkin' happens to be, then I must refer you to Webster's or some other dictionary.
"If my life weren't funny, it would just be true. And that would be unacceptable."
--Carrie Fisher
#22re: I Need A Really Bad Female Stage Name...
Posted: 7/12/07 at 2:49pmIvana B. Best
"It does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are 20 gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg."
-- Thomas Jefferson
Corine2
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/14/03
#24re: I Need A Really Bad Female Stage Name...
Posted: 7/12/07 at 3:41pmChristina Ricci.
"I'm an American, Damnit!!! And if it's three things I don't believe in, it's quitting and math."
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