I Need A Really Bad Female Stage Name...

[Cruel_Sandwich]

Posted: 7/12/07 at 1:18am

I'm working on a film during which an aspiring actress character sheds her birthname and takes on a stage name. I'm having a rough time thinking up a good one. Any suggestions?

[D2]

Posted: 7/12/07 at 1:26am

Merry Lee Weerolalong?

Updated On: 7/12/07 at 01:26 AM

[Salad_Fingers85]

Posted: 7/12/07 at 1:36am

Vivian Tasslewax

Martha Beatrice Fenderfork?

((have no idea where i got those))

[Cruel_Sandwich]

Posted: 7/12/07 at 1:43am

i think i'm going to use "Gertrude Butterstick" as her birthname

[TapTapTapioca]

Posted: 7/12/07 at 2:01am

Roy Canteloney

[TheActr97J]

Posted: 7/12/07 at 2:25am

Cruela Sandwich

[Matters]

Posted: 7/12/07 at 2:58am

what a great way to put off sleeping, heres my list and my apologies in advance if any of these are people's actual names:

1) Cher Abdul
2) Cher DaPasta
3) Parmesan Oregano
4) Share
5) Imma Star
6) Sharon Pebble
7) "Sally, with a q"
Matilda Quiud
9) Brittany S. Snogging
10) Hera O'Nike
11) Hera Song
12) Wenchy McWenchface
13) Hermione Stranger
14) Wendy Watkin
15) Desdemona
16) Irene Rachet
17) Lorna Anrol
1 Kat Tabby
19) Kitty-Zen Kane
20) proscenium nightengale (but it HAS to be completly lower case)
21) Helena Troy
22) Rosie Lana Anna Bananna
23) Pebbles Bambam
24) Mickey Jane Alison Concord
25) Mae East
26) Toni Emily-Ghram Oscar. Otherwise known as Toni Emmy-Grammy Oscar
27) Gypsy Rose Tree
2 Natasha Oedipus
29) Kendra Foil
30) Susie Bolex

and that should explain my frame of mind at 3am.

[madbrian]

Posted: 7/12/07 at 8:17am

Graziella Gravitas
Penny Nichols
Wanda DeForest

[AnnaK<3LMIP]

Posted: 7/12/07 at 8:35am

HA! I like Wenchy McWenchface. I'm gonna make that my stage name.

Actually, my friends joke that my stage name should be Anna Banana. That's pretty bad.

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 7/12/07 at 8:51am

Dew Urohnwrk

[South Fl Marc]

Posted: 7/12/07 at 10:07am

Kitty Litter

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 7/12/07 at 10:10am

Toni Kaneface (she dots the "i" with a frowny face)

Bitzy Stanton-McSchoolmarm

[JerseyGirl2]

Posted: 7/12/07 at 10:34am

I say go all out. SoFonda Peters.

[popular_elphie]

Posted: 7/12/07 at 10:40am

Shanaynay Sun-ji Goldberg.

[Cruel_Sandwich]

Posted: 7/12/07 at 11:55am

Thank you all very much. Vivian Tasslewax is a pretty awesome name. Mind if I use it?

[raphael06]

Posted: 7/12/07 at 12:08pm

Chalupa Fitzpatrick

[Mister Matt]

Posted: 7/12/07 at 12:56pm

"YSSY"

No last name.

[mominator]

Posted: 7/12/07 at 1:38pm

An oldie but still a goody! Fatty McFat Fat

[doodlenyc]

Posted: 7/12/07 at 1:43pm

(who believes this is actually going to be CS's drag name?)

[TheActr97J]

Posted: 7/12/07 at 1:56pm

I still like Cruela Sandwich best, and it would be perfect if it was his drag name.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 7/12/07 at 1:59pm

Might I suggest a slight change: Brenda Tasslewax.

[WOSQ]

Posted: 7/12/07 at 2:45pm

Hazel Merkin


and if you are not entirely certain what a 'merkin' happens to be, then I must refer you to Webster's or some other dictionary.

[madbrian]

Posted: 7/12/07 at 2:49pm

Ivana B. Best

[Corine2]

Posted: 7/12/07 at 3:33pm

Hedda Lettuce

[Pippin]

Posted: 7/12/07 at 3:41pm

Christina Ricci.