I Was Never In The Chorus.

#1

I Was Never In The Chorus.

Posted: 5/24/06 at 7:37pm

Post your favorite Bea Arthur line here.

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" ...the happiness in the tune convinces me that I'm not afraid."

#2

re: I Was Never In The Chorus.

Posted: 5/24/06 at 8:00pm

"who would want WHAT big giraffe?!?!?!?!"

#3

re: I Was Never In The Chorus.

Posted: 5/24/06 at 8:42pm

"If I kept my hair natural like yours I'd be bald"

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"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)

#4

re: I Was Never In The Chorus.

Posted: 5/24/06 at 8:44pm

I swear, Im not a man.

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when ducks grow thumbs then maybe my opinion will change.

#5

re: I Was Never In The Chorus.

Posted: 5/25/06 at 12:00am

Somebody's been sleeping in my dress!

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"This table, he is over one hundred years old. If I could, I would take an old gramophone needle and run it along the surface of the wood. To hear the music of the voices. All that was said." - Doug Wright, I Am My Own Wife

#6

re: I Was Never In The Chorus.

Posted: 5/25/06 at 12:31am

So don't ever offend her--
Remember her gender!
The man in the moon
Is a "miss."

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#7

re: I Was Never In The Chorus.

Posted: 5/25/06 at 3:42am

mame....this is your auntie vera, she just loves little boys
vera.......yes

i was never in the chours

ill have you know that, once in pittsburg i played mother cabrini...DURING LENT!

#8

re: I Was Never In The Chorus.

Posted: 5/25/06 at 4:34am

God will get you for that, Walter.

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"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."

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blocked: logan2, Diamonds3, Hamilton22

#9

re: I Was Never In The Chorus.

Posted: 5/25/06 at 8:08am

:)
In Forbidden Broadway Volume Two: "Bea Arthur said - It's terrific!"

Her delivery in MAME (the movie) if fabulous.

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" ...the happiness in the tune convinces me that I'm not afraid."

#10

re: I Was Never In The Chorus.

Posted: 5/25/06 at 10:01am

One of my favorite movie quotes EVER! Her deadpan is better than anyone elses, imo.

"I look like the mother of a Solid Gold Dancer."

"that was just an ad lib"

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"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS

#11

re: I Was Never In The Chorus.

Posted: 5/28/06 at 8:25pm

Mame pull in your claws

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" ...the happiness in the tune convinces me that I'm not afraid."

#12

re: I Was Never In The Chorus.

Posted: 5/28/06 at 9:09pm

I was going to say the giraffe line.

#13

re: I Was Never In The Chorus.

Posted: 5/29/06 at 12:03am

"IT DOES!"

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"Y'all have a GRAND day now"

#14

re: I Was Never In The Chorus.

Posted: 5/29/06 at 1:08am

"I AM the wolf... boom boom... the big bad wolf... boom boom... hello!"

"Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen. Sorry to disturb your dinner. The man at table three is impotent. Bon appetit." (totally paraphrasing)