I Would Never Have Sex With A Stuffed Animal In A Tampa Wal-Mart

[Jordan Catalano]

I Would Never Have Sex With A Stuffed Animal In A Tampa Wal-Mart#1

Posted: 10/15/14 at 2:32pm

But This Kid Would!

[tazber]

I Would Never Have Sex With A Stuffed Animal In A Tampa Wal-Mart#2

Posted: 10/15/14 at 2:38pm

I love how they capitalize his name like we didn't "get it".

....but the world goes 'round

[Mister Matt]

I Would Never Have Sex With A Stuffed Animal In A Tampa Wal-Mart#2

Posted: 10/15/14 at 4:41pm

What's the problem? It's not like he was trying to marry some dude!

"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian

[Hulmeman]

I Would Never Have Sex With A Stuffed Animal In A Tampa Wal-Mart#3

Posted: 10/16/14 at 9:27am

Oh the shame of it. I mean Walmart of all places, don't they have a JCPenney in Tampa?

[Huss417]

I Would Never Have Sex With A Stuffed Animal In A Tampa Wal-Mart#4

Posted: 10/16/14 at 9:27am

After that. I would never buy a stuffed animal in a Tampa Wal-Mart.

"I hope your Fanny is bigger than my Peter." Mary Martin to Ezio Pinza opening night of Fanny.

[theaternut]

I Would Never Have Sex With A Stuffed Animal In A Tampa Wal-Mart#5

Posted: 10/27/14 at 6:24pm

So this is the kind of thing you like?

[Unknown User]

I Would Never Have Sex With A Stuffed Animal In A Tampa Wal-Mart#6

Posted: 10/28/14 at 10:09am

Did you SEE that stuffed Pony? Toy was BEGGING for it.

Updated On: 10/28/14 at 10:09 AM

[tazber]

I Would Never Have Sex With A Stuffed Animal In A Tampa Wal-Mart#7

Posted: 10/28/14 at 2:57pm

Don't knock it til you try it.

....but the world goes 'round

[WOSQ]

I Would Never Have Sex With A Stuffed Animal In A Tampa Wal-Mart#8

Posted: 10/28/14 at 4:23pm

Well, not in Tampa.

St. Pete maybe.

Def in South Beach.

"If my life weren't funny, it would just be true. And that would be unacceptable." --Carrie Fisher