I ate black jelly beans yesterday and now my poo is green- Page 2
I ate black jelly beans yesterday and now my poo is green
TxTwoStep
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/24/03
#25re: I ate black jelly beans yesterday and now my poo is green
Posted: 3/24/05 at 5:18pm
by any chance was the kind of loner girl who gave you the beans named Elphaba? and when she dropped them in your hand one by one, did you hear the motif of INTO THE WOODS played on a xylophone?
And folks who like abusing Peeps, try microwaving them, but only if your micro has a window where you can watch what it does to them. Then have some graham crackers and chocolate bars at the ready, to show your friends s'more.
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Updated On: 3/24/05 at 05:18 PM
Marquise
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/1/04
#26re: I ate black jelly beans yesterday and now my poo is green
Posted: 3/24/05 at 5:28pmis it safe to say that the board has hit an all-time low with this thread?
TxTwoStep
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/24/03
#27re: I ate black jelly beans yesterday and now my poo is green
Posted: 3/24/05 at 5:33pmc'mon, a good poo joke is classic comedy. Just ask Archie, Edith, and the toilet sound EFX...
Will: They don't give out awards for helping people be gay... unless you count the Tonys.
"I guarantee that we'll have tough
times. I guarantee that at some point
one or both of us will want to get out.
But I also guarantee that if I don't
ask you to be mine, I'll regret it for
the rest of my life..."
Dollypop
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
#28re: I ate black jelly beans yesterday and now my poo is green
Posted: 3/24/05 at 10:52pm
I really want to thank you for posting this thread. Seriously. The same thing happened to me and I thought I'd taken ill. I love black jellybeans and this has never happened to me before.
Maybe I'd never eaten Brach's before.
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#29re: I ate black jelly beans yesterday and now my poo is green
Posted: 3/24/05 at 10:55pmthat's quite disgusting. i'll never look at black jellybeans the same way again.
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iflitifloat
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/10/03
#30re: I ate black jelly beans yesterday and now my poo is green
Posted: 3/25/05 at 2:03amI am still enthralled with microwaving Peeps. Still trying to determine the optimum time, but I will diligently continue my research until they are sold out and no longer available.
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#31re: I ate black jelly beans yesterday and now my poo is green
Posted: 3/25/05 at 2:05amIflit! My brother and I microwaved like 5 boxes of Peeps a coupld of weekends ago. I love Peeps, but they really make you feel sick after you eat about 13.
#32re: I ate black jelly beans yesterday and now my poo is green
Posted: 3/25/05 at 8:21am
I'm still pooing emerald, so I went to the doctor. He diagnosed me with Elphabariah. He said that the combination of the black jelly beans and my exposure to contageous Wicked tweens is the cause. He suggested I lay off the beans and not read any posts over on the other message board.
Updated On: 3/25/05 at 08:21 AM
#33re: i ate black jelly beans yesterday and now my poo is green
Posted: 3/25/05 at 8:33am
sommsy, because i care deeply for you and worrry, i wanted to suggest that yoou look to other possibilities. have you eaten or drank anything lately that uses blue dye? grape soda? raspberry soda? blue gatorade? i have found that any form of blue dye resuults in green poo for me. the bluer the dye, the brighter the poo. for example, grape soda would result in a muddy babysh*t green while gatorade frost cascade crash brings a neon green result.
my advice, beware the blue for it brings the green.
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he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#34re: i ate black jelly beans yesterday and now my poo is green
Posted: 3/25/05 at 8:37am
Well, I did chase some of those beans with a shot of Blue Curacao
Papa. Right now I'm pooing sort of a chartreuse with a lime tint around the edges. Any thoughts?
#35re: i ate black jelly beans yesterday and now my poo is green
Posted: 3/25/05 at 8:41ami have no doubt that it's the curacao. that stuff's more persistant than cancer. i recommend large doses of scotch and chili dogs (avoid wendy's chili as it's lousy with human fingers) followed by massive consumption of cheap malt liquor. by god we'll chase that blue devil outta your color if we have add 20 pounds in the processs!
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
iflitifloat
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/10/03
#36re: i ate black jelly beans yesterday and now my poo is green
Posted: 3/25/05 at 9:24am
At the risk of threadjacking the topic away from #2...
During my first year out of nursing school, I walked into a patient's room and found that the urine in his Foley catheter collection back was kelly green, and I freaked. It was March 17th, which should have been a clue, but as I said, I was new... The little f*cker had added food dye for effect.
Sueleen Gay: "Here you go, Bitch, now go make some fukcing lemonade." 10/28/10
brdlwyr
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/14/05
#37re: i ate black jelly beans yesterday and now my poo is green
Posted: 3/25/05 at 10:11amVery funny.
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