I ate black jelly beans yesterday and now my poo is green- Page 2

[TxTwoStep]

Posted: 3/24/05 at 5:18pm

by any chance was the kind of loner girl who gave you the beans named Elphaba? and when she dropped them in your hand one by one, did you hear the motif of INTO THE WOODS played on a xylophone?

And folks who like abusing Peeps, try microwaving them, but only if your micro has a window where you can watch what it does to them. Then have some graham crackers and chocolate bars at the ready, to show your friends s'more.

Updated On: 3/24/05 at 05:18 PM

[Marquise]

Posted: 3/24/05 at 5:28pm

is it safe to say that the board has hit an all-time low with this thread?

[TxTwoStep]

Posted: 3/24/05 at 5:33pm

c'mon, a good poo joke is classic comedy. Just ask Archie, Edith, and the toilet sound EFX...

[Dollypop]

Posted: 3/24/05 at 10:52pm

I really want to thank you for posting this thread. Seriously. The same thing happened to me and I thought I'd taken ill. I love black jellybeans and this has never happened to me before.
Maybe I'd never eaten Brach's before.

[MissMonika]

Posted: 3/24/05 at 10:55pm

that's quite disgusting. i'll never look at black jellybeans the same way again.

[iflitifloat]

Posted: 3/25/05 at 2:03am

I am still enthralled with microwaving Peeps. Still trying to determine the optimum time, but I will diligently continue my research until they are sold out and no longer available.

[LittleFish8386]

Posted: 3/25/05 at 2:05am

Iflit! My brother and I microwaved like 5 boxes of Peeps a coupld of weekends ago. I love Peeps, but they really make you feel sick after you eat about 13.

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 3/25/05 at 8:21am

I'm still pooing emerald, so I went to the doctor. He diagnosed me with Elphabariah. He said that the combination of the black jelly beans and my exposure to contageous Wicked tweens is the cause. He suggested I lay off the beans and not read any posts over on the other message board.
Updated On: 3/25/05 at 08:21 AM

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 3/25/05 at 8:33am

sommsy, because i care deeply for you and worrry, i wanted to suggest that yoou look to other possibilities. have you eaten or drank anything lately that uses blue dye? grape soda? raspberry soda? blue gatorade? i have found that any form of blue dye resuults in green poo for me. the bluer the dye, the brighter the poo. for example, grape soda would result in a muddy babysh*t green while gatorade frost cascade crash brings a neon green result.

my advice, beware the blue for it brings the green.

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 3/25/05 at 8:37am

Well, I did chase some of those beans with a shot of Blue Curacao
Papa. Right now I'm pooing sort of a chartreuse with a lime tint around the edges. Any thoughts?

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 3/25/05 at 8:41am

i have no doubt that it's the curacao. that stuff's more persistant than cancer. i recommend large doses of scotch and chili dogs (avoid wendy's chili as it's lousy with human fingers) followed by massive consumption of cheap malt liquor. by god we'll chase that blue devil outta your color if we have add 20 pounds in the processs!

[iflitifloat]

Posted: 3/25/05 at 9:24am

At the risk of threadjacking the topic away from #2...

During my first year out of nursing school, I walked into a patient's room and found that the urine in his Foley catheter collection back was kelly green, and I freaked. It was March 17th, which should have been a clue, but as I said, I was new... The little f*cker had added food dye for effect.

[brdlwyr]

Posted: 3/25/05 at 10:11am

Very funny.