I ate black jelly beans yesterday and now my poo is green — Page 2

by any chance was the kind of loner girl who gave you the beans named Elphaba? and when she dropped them in your hand one by one, did you hear the motif of INTO THE WOODS played on a xylophone?

And folks who like abusing Peeps, try microwaving them, but only if your micro has a window where you can watch what it does to them. Then have some graham crackers and chocolate bars at the ready, to show your friends s'more.

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Updated On: 3/24/05 at 05:18 PM

c'mon, a good poo joke is classic comedy. Just ask Archie, Edith, and the toilet sound EFX...

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that's quite disgusting. i'll never look at black jellybeans the same way again.

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Iflit! My brother and I microwaved like 5 boxes of Peeps a coupld of weekends ago. I love Peeps, but they really make you feel sick after you eat about 13.

sommsy, because i care deeply for you and worrry, i wanted to suggest that yoou look to other possibilities. have you eaten or drank anything lately that uses blue dye? grape soda? raspberry soda? blue gatorade? i have found that any form of blue dye resuults in green poo for me. the bluer the dye, the brighter the poo. for example, grape soda would result in a muddy babysh*t green while gatorade frost cascade crash brings a neon green result.

my advice, beware the blue for it brings the green.

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i have no doubt that it's the curacao. that stuff's more persistant than cancer. i recommend large doses of scotch and chili dogs (avoid wendy's chili as it's lousy with human fingers) followed by massive consumption of cheap malt liquor. by god we'll chase that blue devil outta your color if we have add 20 pounds in the processs!

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Very funny.