I ate black jelly beans yesterday and now my poo is green
#2
Posted: 3/24/05 at 11:16am
Only of shame, quite possibly.
Nothing precious, plain to see, don't make a fuss over me. Not loud, not soft, but somewhere inbetween. Say sorry, just let it be the word you mean.
#3
Posted: 3/24/05 at 11:16am
I don't think so...
but if you do...is there anything cool I can have from your house?
Sorry, SOMMS...I hope you feel better. :o)
but if you do...is there anything cool I can have from your house?
Sorry, SOMMS...I hope you feel better. :o)
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#4
Posted: 3/24/05 at 11:17am
No, just eat some green ones and your poo will turn brown again.
#5
Posted: 3/24/05 at 11:17am
You only have a week, darling. If there are any apologies you need to make or hotties you need to screw, do it now so you'll have no regrets when you're on your deathbed.
Oh, and regarding current events, I highly recommend quickly drafting up a living will. Just a tip.
Oh, and regarding current events, I highly recommend quickly drafting up a living will. Just a tip.
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#6
Posted: 3/24/05 at 11:17am
Doesn't licorice lower your testosterone?
#7
Posted: 3/24/05 at 11:20am
The telescope, high powered binoculars and the chains are yours Beacon. Eddie gets the porn collection and Boobs gets my autographed bicep photo from Matthew Rask
#8
Posted: 3/24/05 at 11:21am
Sammy - thanks for the laugg.
Red wine does a number also
Red wine does a number also
#9
Posted: 3/24/05 at 11:23am
That's a fatal cocktail if I ever heard one...
I'm afraid the news is not good SOMMS. The only thing that you can do to cure it is to sleep with a woman...
I'm afraid the news is not good SOMMS. The only thing that you can do to cure it is to sleep with a woman...
#10
Posted: 3/24/05 at 11:24am
SOMMS...I will treasure them always...
even when they are being entered in to the court transcript as People's Exhibits A-C
Feel better soon.
even when they are being entered in to the court transcript as People's Exhibits A-C
Feel better soon.
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#11
Posted: 3/24/05 at 11:25am
I saw this thread and just couldn't help myself! Thank you for that!
"What a mystery this world. One day you love them and the next day you want to kill them a thousand times over." The Masked Bandit in THE FALL
#12
Posted: 3/24/05 at 11:25am
I did that once 30 years ago, do you think I'm still immune?
#13
Posted: 3/24/05 at 11:28am
No you have to do it now.
The vile poisons that reside in the furry Cocktrap are the only way to cure your afflictions. And you must do it today...
The vile poisons that reside in the furry Cocktrap are the only way to cure your afflictions. And you must do it today...
#14
Posted: 3/24/05 at 11:28am
Next try eating a box of Oreos. After I did that I was terrified and had to call my Doctor. I was convinced I was bleeding internally.
Updated On: 3/24/05 at 11:28 AM
#15
Posted: 3/24/05 at 11:34am
Thanks for the picture SOMMSY..I hope it's in a nice 24K gold frame.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#16
Posted: 3/24/05 at 11:36am
It is boobs, but it's a bit sticky, hope you won't mind.
#17
Posted: 3/24/05 at 11:38am
Don't worry..I'll lick it clean.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#19
Posted: 3/24/05 at 11:46am
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#20
Posted: 3/24/05 at 11:54am
*delicately and elegantly vomits*
#21
Posted: 3/24/05 at 11:59am
I'm totally offended that you could treat my malady with such casualness JY. May you choke on a Peep!
#22
Posted: 3/24/05 at 12:01pm
Kind of like this?
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#23
Posted: 3/24/05 at 12:02pm
OH... oh... oh...
Happy, smile! Sad, frown! Use the corresponding face with the corresponding emotion! - Kate (Meg Ryan), French Kiss
#24
Posted: 3/24/05 at 12:04pm
*suppresses a chuckle* I REALLY need to get some work done, now. You people are BAD for me! 
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#25
Posted: 3/24/05 at 12:13pm
WE are bad for YOU?
Happy, smile! Sad, frown! Use the corresponding face with the corresponding emotion! - Kate (Meg Ryan), French Kiss
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