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#26

re: I could really use a drink...

Come back, Aigoo just grabbed the monopoly money I keep on just for this situation.
"I would rather be with the people of this town than with the finest people in the world."--Fred Willard as Mayor Deebs in Roxanne
#27

re: I could really use a drink...

::teleports back in::


Well, that was really mean of you, annette. Good thing you weren't there to see the face on the man I was trying to bribe.

::throws monopoly money back at Annette::
::teleports out::
This is my signature.
#28

re: I could really use a drink...

::Runs back in, takes back tip::

Okay. I'm back, folks.

::Takes Aigoo's sack of moolah away:: No money for you!

Can I get anyone anything else?
What the puck?!
#29

re: I could really use a drink...

...now the teleport powers intrigue me...now i recently acquired a millions dollars from a *cough* unamed source...Would you be willing to sell such powers
So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.~Office Space
#30

re: I could really use a drink...

::teleports in while doing cartwheels and backflips::


Never.

::teleports out while roundhousing into the splits::
This is my signature.
#31

re: I could really use a drink...

Now, now...just trying to teach you a little lesson about stealing tips. If you come back I'll give you a "real" twenty from the bag o'cash that gavrochegirl supplied us with.
"I would rather be with the people of this town than with the finest people in the world."--Fred Willard as Mayor Deebs in Roxanne
#32

The BWW Bar

Just a quick note everyone: If you want anything, order it. I will be leaving the boards for bed in one hour.
What the puck?!
#33

The BWW Bar

Wow Aigoo....teleportation powers and an indepth knowledge of gymnastics....The BWW Bar
So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.~Office Space
#34

The BWW Bar

BUMP
What the puck?!
#35

The BWW Bar

mmm, How about some boneless buffalo wings and........ticket to NYC.
"I would rather be with the people of this town than with the finest people in the world."--Fred Willard as Mayor Deebs in Roxanne
#36

The BWW Bar

Ha bed in one hour...at which point I will seize hold of the bar and the debauchery will begin...or maby just an enthusiastic gameof monopoly
So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.~Office Space
#37

The BWW Bar

Debauchery and monopoly and teleportaion all in one night. Who could ask for anything more?
"I would rather be with the people of this town than with the finest people in the world."--Fred Willard as Mayor Deebs in Roxanne
#38

The BWW Bar

::HANDS ANNETTE BUFFALO WINGS AND A ONE WAY FIRST CLASS TICKET TO NYC, COMPLETE WITH TICKETS TO ALL SHOWS SHE WANTS TO SEE::
What the puck?!
#39

The BWW Bar

Awww thanks gavrochegirl. Here's an extra twenty for you. A real one.
"I would rather be with the people of this town than with the finest people in the world."--Fred Willard as Mayor Deebs in Roxanne
#40

The BWW Bar

This is an outrage...I refer you to the Make one wish thread where tickets to all broadway shows was my wish...plus its my birthday...this bar is going down hill...not like the golden days
So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.~Office Space
#41

The BWW Bar

::HANDS BLUCAT A 2ND CLASS TICKET TO NYC, COMPLETE WITH TICKETS TO 5 SHOWS OF HER CHOICE::
What the puck?!
#42

The BWW Bar

Well, if you went with me would that sort of fulfill your wish from the other thread?
"I would rather be with the people of this town than with the finest people in the world."--Fred Willard as Mayor Deebs in Roxanne
#43

The BWW Bar

Does the BWW Bar have Alexander Keiths?
Because the Judy in Disguise bar does....currently being consumed.
#44

The BWW Bar

::HANDS JUDY IN DISGUISE ALEXANDER KEITHS::
What the puck?!
#45

The BWW Bar

I'm pacified...but not 1st class?...Just so you know everytime I fly second class an angel dies
So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.~Office Space
#46

The BWW Bar

*THUD*

Oh oh, I just heard something fall out of the sky and onto my roof.
"I would rather be with the people of this town than with the finest people in the world."--Fred Willard as Mayor Deebs in Roxanne
#47

The BWW Bar

I am laughing SO much tonight.

::HANDS BLUCAT A FIRST CLASS TICKET AND GIVES SECOND CLASS TICKET TO SELF::

What the hell? I could use a trip!
What the puck?!
#48

The BWW Bar

Although...now that I think about it I actually live in Ny so I probaly don't need a plane ticket...now a private helicopter maybe...
So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.~Office Space
#49

The BWW Bar

You're too demanding, BluCat.

ATTENTION: DUE TO MY MOM COMING HOME EARLY, I WILL BE CLOSING TO BAR UNTIL TOMORROW AT 4:00 P.M. THANKS FOR YOUR TIME!
What the puck?!
#50

The BWW Bar

*tear*
So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.~Office Space

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