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#76

The BWW Bar

BUMP. PLACE YOUR ORDERS.
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#77

The BWW Bar

THE BWW CAFE IS NOW OPEN! IT WILL STAY OPEN UNTIL 5:00 P.M., AND WILL RE-OPEN AGAIN AT 6:00 P.M. DUE TO SOME DIFFCULTIES IN COOKING TATER TOTS!

I'm ready to fill some drinks! And today, I have some specials:

Calamari with marinara dipping sauce with a Corona Light
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#78

The BWW Bar

How come I don't see any tater tots on the bar? Don't look for a tip from me.
#79

The BWW Bar

did I miss the *literal* happy hour? If not, can I get a double bourbon and ginger ale? Actually, make that two - I'll hold onto the other, cause who knows when the bartender will be back...
"Not a day goes by..."
#80

The BWW Bar

I still have tots...

::HANDS NMARTIN A PLATE OF TOTS::
::HANDS ONTHEAISLE A DOUBLE BOURBON AND TWO GINGER ALES::
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#81

The BWW Bar

These are the best tater tots I've ever had!!!! They go so well with my delicious vodka/tonic. I'll recommend this place to all my friends. This is such a nice joint.
#82

The BWW Bar

This is the best bar on Broadwayworld.com...although it is coincidentally the only one
So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.~Office Space
#83

The BWW Bar

BUMP. THIS BAR WILL CLOSE IN 10 MINUTES.
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#84

The BWW Bar

TATER TOTS!!!

Please, I would like an order of tots before you close...also, a Diet Coke to balance them out.


Oh, and a banana split. The BWW Bar
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#85

The BWW Bar

::HANDS RATHNAIT AN ORDER OR TOTS, A BANANA SPLIT, AND A DIET COKE::

THE BAR WILL CLOSE IN 5 MINUTES. IT WILL OPEN AT IT'S REGULAR TIME (5:30) SINCE I MADE THE TOTS AND ATE THEM FOR DINNER. The BWW Bar

EDIT: Oh damn it. Most of you live on the east coast.
It's all California time, so the bar will reopen at 8:30.
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Updated On: 6/13/05 at 07:55 PM

#86

The BWW Bar

THE BWW BAR IS CLOSED UNTIL 8:30 P.M., AND WILL CLOSE AGAIN AT 10:00 P.M.
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#87

The BWW Bar

THE BWW BAR IS NOW OPEN, AND WILL BE OPEN UNTIL 7:00 P.M. CALIFORNIA TIME, AND 10:00 P.M. NYC TIME.

And today, we just received 1,000 boxes of fresh California Jesus Juice! Start ordering!

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Updated On: 6/13/05 at 08:29 PM

#88

The BWW Bar

can I pre-order for tomorrow... I'll take a Long Island Iced Tea and some taquitos to go. I'll try to run in at closing "california time"
"I would rather be with the people of this town than with the finest people in the world."--Fred Willard as Mayor Deebs in Roxanne
#89

The BWW Bar

...I worship at the altar of Taquitos...i'll take a box
So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.~Office Space
#90

The BWW Bar

::HANDS ANNETTE A LONG ISLAND ICED TEA AND SOME TAQUITOS::

Due to low attendance, this bar will now self-destruct in...


5...









4...









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1...









0.









THE BWW BAR HAS BURNT TO THE GROUND.
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#91

The BWW Bar

Oh, darn and I just wanted a Heineken with a side of onion rings.
Dov'`e mia luce, mio cor?
#92

The BWW Bar

dang arsonists...you don't think idinamenzelfan had anything to do with this?
So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.~Office Space
#93

The BWW Bar

Oh my, the taquitos got a might crispy in the fire. Did anyone save the guacamole?
"I would rather be with the people of this town than with the finest people in the world."--Fred Willard as Mayor Deebs in Roxanne
#94

The BWW Bar

There are a few beers and mozzerella sticks left standing...


THE BWW BAR WILL RE SELF-DESTRUCT IN


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3



2




1


0


IT RE SELF-DESTRUCTED.
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#95

The BWW Bar

Does that mean it blew up again or molecularly reconstructed itself?
So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.~Office Space
#96

The BWW Bar

It blew up again. The BWW Bar

::HANDS EVERYONE KLEENEX SO THEY CAN MOURN THE LOSS OF A GREAT BAR::

::TAKES OUT A PISTOL AND PUTS IT TO LEG, SHOOTS::

Damn...nobody..would've thought that I...shot myself in...the leg. ::FALLS TO THE GROUND::

WELL, DON'T JUST STAND THERE!
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#97

The BWW Bar

*Hands Gavrochegirl a Band-Aid*

Hey are there any mozzarella sticks left?
"I would rather be with the people of this town than with the finest people in the world."--Fred Willard as Mayor Deebs in Roxanne
#98

The BWW Bar

I DON'T NEED A BAND-AID! I NEED A ******* AMBULANCE!

Sorry, had to have a moment.

Yes...still...have.....some left.

:: DROPS TO THE FLOOR....THIS TIME NOT VERY ALIVE ::


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Updated On: 6/13/05 at 11:36 PM

#99

The BWW Bar

*calls 911. Hunky paramedics come to save gavrochegirl. Annette runs off with hunky paramedics.*
"I would rather be with the people of this town than with the finest people in the world."--Fred Willard as Mayor Deebs in Roxanne
#100

The BWW Bar

::WAKES UP IN HOSPITAL::

What happened? Did Annette by any chance, run off with those hunky paramedics?

(DOCTOR: Yes, I'm afraid so, honey.)

DAMN!
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