Broadway Legend Joined: 4/16/05
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/16/05
THE BWW CAFE IS NOW OPEN! IT WILL STAY OPEN UNTIL 5:00 P.M., AND WILL RE-OPEN AGAIN AT 6:00 P.M. DUE TO SOME DIFFCULTIES IN COOKING TATER TOTS!
I'm ready to fill some drinks! And today, I have some specials:
Calamari with marinara dipping sauce with a Corona Light
How come I don't see any tater tots on the bar? Don't look for a tip from me.
did I miss the *literal* happy hour? If not, can I get a double bourbon and ginger ale? Actually, make that two - I'll hold onto the other, cause who knows when the bartender will be back...
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/16/05
I still have tots...
::HANDS NMARTIN A PLATE OF TOTS::
::HANDS ONTHEAISLE A DOUBLE BOURBON AND TWO GINGER ALES::
These are the best tater tots I've ever had!!!! They go so well with my delicious vodka/tonic. I'll recommend this place to all my friends. This is such a nice joint.
This is the best bar on Broadwayworld.com...although it is coincidentally the only one
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/16/05
TATER TOTS!!!
Please, I would like an order of tots before you close...also, a Diet Coke to balance them out.
Oh, and a banana split.
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/16/05
::HANDS RATHNAIT AN ORDER OR TOTS, A BANANA SPLIT, AND A DIET COKE::
THE BAR WILL CLOSE IN 5 MINUTES. IT WILL OPEN AT IT'S REGULAR TIME (5:30) SINCE I MADE THE TOTS AND ATE THEM FOR DINNER.
EDIT: Oh damn it. Most of you live on the east coast.
It's all California time, so the bar will reopen at 8:30.
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/16/05
THE BWW BAR IS CLOSED UNTIL 8:30 P.M., AND WILL CLOSE AGAIN AT 10:00 P.M.
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/16/05
THE BWW BAR IS NOW OPEN, AND WILL BE OPEN UNTIL 7:00 P.M. CALIFORNIA TIME, AND 10:00 P.M. NYC TIME.
And today, we just received 1,000 boxes of fresh California Jesus Juice! Start ordering!
can I pre-order for tomorrow... I'll take a Long Island Iced Tea and some taquitos to go. I'll try to run in at closing "california time"
...I worship at the altar of Taquitos...i'll take a box
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/16/05
::HANDS ANNETTE A LONG ISLAND ICED TEA AND SOME TAQUITOS::
Due to low attendance, this bar will now self-destruct in...
5...
4...
3...
2...
1...
0.
THE BWW BAR HAS BURNT TO THE GROUND.
Oh, darn and I just wanted a Heineken with a side of onion rings.
dang arsonists...you don't think idinamenzelfan had anything to do with this?
Oh my, the taquitos got a might crispy in the fire. Did anyone save the guacamole?
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/16/05
There are a few beers and mozzerella sticks left standing...
THE BWW BAR WILL RE SELF-DESTRUCT IN
5
4
3
2
1
0
IT RE SELF-DESTRUCTED.
Does that mean it blew up again or molecularly reconstructed itself?
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/16/05
It blew up again.
::HANDS EVERYONE KLEENEX SO THEY CAN MOURN THE LOSS OF A GREAT BAR::
::TAKES OUT A PISTOL AND PUTS IT TO LEG, SHOOTS::
Damn...nobody..would've thought that I...shot myself in...the leg. ::FALLS TO THE GROUND::
WELL, DON'T JUST STAND THERE!
*Hands Gavrochegirl a Band-Aid*
Hey are there any mozzarella sticks left?
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/16/05
I DON'T NEED A BAND-AID! I NEED A ******* AMBULANCE!
Sorry, had to have a moment.
Yes...still...have.....some left.
:: DROPS TO THE FLOOR....THIS TIME NOT VERY ALIVE ::
*calls 911. Hunky paramedics come to save gavrochegirl. Annette runs off with hunky paramedics.*
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/16/05
::WAKES UP IN HOSPITAL::
What happened? Did Annette by any chance, run off with those hunky paramedics?
(DOCTOR: Yes, I'm afraid so, honey.)
DAMN!
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